The AI Guy

AIX Recap, Finalists x 6 (04/27/11)

2011-04-27T22:42:00.001-07:00

Got it right again (Stefano going home). Missed the bottom 3, but unfortunately for Stefano, I was right on that account.

Carole King night tonight. Obviously Carole is a tremendous singer/songwriter, but what I know her most for is that she sang the theme song “Where You Lead (I Will Follow)” for “The Gilmore Girls” and she also sang “Chicken Soup and Rice” on the Maurice Sendak DVD.

Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds was the guest mentor with Jimmy this week. I had forgotten that Babyface was part of The Deele before he went solo and focused more on being a producer.

All the singers sing solos plus duets tonight. Ugh. Wish they’d limit it to an hour and only 6 songs…

01 – Jacob, Oh No Not My Baby (Maxine Brown)
My son Jared like this performance, but I liked his outfit more than his performance. He wore a yellow shirt, blue vest, plaid jacket and a purple hand-tied bowtie. I have a physician who wears bowties everyday, so I have a few on my tie rack now. He said I was the only rep to start wearing bowties because of him. Now only if he’d write more of my product… :P I think Jacob is in trouble tomorrow night. Not because he’s bad, but because the remaining contestants are so strong or have bigger followings.

02 – Lauren, Where You Lead (I Will Follow) (Carole King; Gilmore Girls theme song)
Jimmy’s been torturing Lauren with Miley Cyrus for weeks now (he had Lauren sing in front of Miley’s producers last week and said she had a stronger voice than Miley) and finally brings Miley out to see her. Lauren was good, but not great tonight. Her voice broke at one point, but the judges praised her for “going for it,” implying that she’s been playing it safe vocally. The weird part of the song for me was that she brought a boy up on stage to sing to. I thought it was a set up, but it didn’t look like she knew who he was. And is 19 (I think Lauren’s only 16). Scandalous! JLo was proud of her because she was pushing herself. Randy commented on her extra swagger. I think Lauren’s fine tomorrow.

Casey/Haley duet, I Feel The Earth Move
Didn’t dig this at all. They have a connection, but their harmonizing was horrible. Even to a tone deaf guy like me. Troy and Gabriella they are not. My wife Kristin commented on how Casey doesn’t high five the audience, he actually hits people’s hands. She also thought Haley was way off key in this song. I’m also beginning to think that Casey is getting overly confident again, like right before he was voted off. Not a good thing.

03 – Scotty, You’ve Got A Friend (James Taylor)
Scotty really slowed it down to show off more of his voice. My wife Kristin really liked it. I didn’t think it was horrible (which is a compliment from me when it comes to Scotty). Judges predictably loved it. Scotty’s safe tomorrow night. Guaranteed. At least he’s proving he belongs…

04 – James, Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow (The Shirelles)
James pulled a David Cook tonight. After strumming a chord on his guitar, he went on to sing the opening verse a cappella and it totally worked for me. Reminded me of a song from Grease. My son Jared mentioned that James looks a bit like the Bulls’ Kyle Korver. I’ve said before that Kyle Korver looked like he could be in the “Twilight” movies as a vampire. Or is it a werewolf? Is it Team Kyle? Or Team James? Regardless, I’m biased when it comes to James because he’s the local boy (Santa Cruz). It helps that he rocks though. Steven said he was sold from the beginning, although he did mention (oddly) that he didn’t like the beginning of the rock part. JLo called it magical. Randy said he showed he was a great singer tonight, not just a great rock singer. James should be safe tomorrow.

Lauren/Scotty duet, Up On The Roof
These two voices match better than the first duet. Ryan thought it would be funny (he’s such a card … not) to insinuate a romance between the two. Scotty was VERY quick to say they were like brother and sister. I think Lauren annoys the heck out of Scotty because she seems so immature and he seems overly mature (plus he’s got the baritone voice making him seem older too).

05 – Casey, Hi-De-Ho (That Old Sweet Roll) (Blood, Sweat & Tears)
I felt like Casey was on Sesame Street going down the road seeing each neighbor and playing with him or her. First the piano, then the harmonicas, then the sax girl, then the backup singers. I think they may have reached maximum occupancy on the stage. This is the Casey that I loathe. The cocky one that thinks I’m going to like his incessant grunting and scatting. I liked the Scared Because I Just Got Voted Off and The Judges Stupidly Used Their Save on Me When Pia Could Be Voted Off In a Few Weeks Casey better than this version. I realize some people think Casey is brilliant and that he’s a breath of fresh air, etc. I’m not one of them. I think he’s in the bottom 3 tomorrow again.

06 – Haley, Beautiful (Tapestry)
I haven’t been a fan of Haley’s but she’s shown improvement every week. She was decent on this song, but nothing earth shattering. They did show Kirstie Marshall in the audience before Haley started. I think Haley will be in the bottom 3 tomorrow, but it’s still not her time yet.

James/Jacob duet, I’m Into Something Good
Didn’t really watch this part, as it was getting late. I like James and it looked like they had fun with it.

Top 3 – James, Scotty, Haley/Lauren

Bottom 2 – Jacob, Casey

Off tomorrow - Jacob

AIX Recap, Finalists x 7 (04/20/11)

2011-04-20T22:20:00.001-07:00

I got one right (Paul going last week)! Missed the beginning of the show, but evidently the previously eliminated 5 contestants sang a song together? Interesting. They must’ve been between an hour and an hour and a half and decided to waste some of the sponsors’ money by showing the rejects… Although I do like seeing and hearing Pia sing.

Songs from the 21st century tonight. Theme nights with this many choices sometimes give contestants enough rope to hang themselves...

01 – Scotty, Swingin (LeAnn Rhimes)
So I guess the controversy (that’s a strong word) here is that this is a song from the 1980s by John Anderson, but LeAnn Rhimes covered it in this millennium. Smells like Megan Joy singing “Rockin’ Robin” for Michael Jackson night. The judges thought this was pretty safe and criticized him (a first this season) for choosing that song with other ample choices abound. IF I liked country music and IF I closed my eyes when he sang, I MIGHT like Scotty. But I hate country music and I do watch him sing, so I don’t dig him. He may be in the bottom 3 tomorrow, but I doubt it.

02 – James, Uprising (Muse)
I thought this was pretty cool. James always has the production value of his performances through the roof. No different tonight as he walks out the side of the stage with a 4 person drum corps. Loved his Mad Max Thunderdome outfit too. JLo loved it and went out on a limb proclaiming it was going to be (after only 2 singers) theatrically the best of the night. Steven joked that you’d be surprised how expensive it costs to dress so cheap. Not James’ best performance, but good enough to get him through to next week. I really look forward to his performances every week. Should be safe tomorrow.

03 – Haley, Rolling In The Deep (Adele)
Haley sang the whole song on a stool behind the judges table. I can’t stand when the singers do this. There’s a stage. Use it. I hate it when they get cutesy and sing from the judges’ table or completely in the crowd. It’s not novel. It’s desperate. I’m kinda over Haley, although I was never really sold on her in the first place. I think they’re keeping her around because she’s only 1 of 2 girls left. I don’t mind her growling, but can’t stand her singing posture at all. Judges were pretty neutral on her. Some praise (albeit weak) and not much criticism, per usual. I think she’s in the bottom 3 tomorrow, but doesn’t go home.

04 – Jacob, Dance With My Father (Luther Vandross)
Tough song for Jacob to sing, as he lost his father when he was 12. Jimmy lost his father when he was young too. Boy this is going to be emotional and Jacob showed it during the rehearsal. Mic/earpiece problems to start, causing him to miss a note. Brooke White would’ve just started over again. There might have been some struggle with his emotions in this song too. Because of that, I think Jacob was subdued tonight. I expected him to slay it and be overcome with emotion but he did neither. I thought it was okay. I expected more. Steven called him Luther Lusk. Randy called it vocally good, but not jump up and down good. I like Randy’s honesty this season. Steven and JLo are overly positive, which is good, but not constructive at all. I think Jacob’s right in the middle, thus safe tomorrow.

05 – Casey, Harder To Breathe (Maroon 5)
I’ve actually heard this song before, which is somewhat of a surprise, given that all I listen to in the car now is sports radio, ‘80s music and the Disney Channel. I did recognize the song, but Casey rocked out the arrangement. This was my favorite performance from Casey to date. That still doesn’t hide the fact that he should be gone and they should’ve saved Pia (who, evidently is dating Mark Ballas from DWTS; he was in the audience tonight). Casey ended the song by giving JLo a kiss on the cheek (which cracked my son Jared up; I wish you could all hear my son’s laugh. It’s so honest. It’s hearty and infectious). She seemed surprised and embarrassed, but seriously, that couldn’t have been a surprise, right? Judges were all supportive of his taking chances. Ryan came out in a Casey beard and looked Amish. Casey should be good tomorrow night.

06 – Stefano, Closer (Ne-Yo)
Wow. This was a train wreck from the start. Horrible vocals. There should be a “no dancing” chapter in the AI contestant handbook. I like Stefano, but seriously, how is this guy still on the show? Judges praised him, but that’s no indication on how good (or bad) he was. After this performance, he should be in the bottom 3 for sure tomorrow.

07 – Lauren, Born To Fly (Sara Evans)
Kinda restrained and safe tonight. Still, there’s no way she goes tomorrow. She may be in the bottom 3, but there’s no way another girl goes, right? Judges wish she’d let it all out and not hold back. Hopefully she’ll be around to do that next week.

Top 2 – Casey, James

Bottom 3 – Scotty, Stefano, Haley

Off tomorrow - Stefano

AIX Recap, Finalists x 8 (04/13/11)

2011-04-13T23:32:00.000-07:00

I’m back. Sorry for the hiatus. Just wanted to comment on the last few weeks (and Pia’s “early” exit). I’m not really a huge fan of Casey’s, but how do you think the judges feel now that they used their save on him? And didn’t have it available for Pia? Pia being eliminated so early may actually be beneficial for her career though. She’ll be a sympathetic figure and people may gravitate to her more now because of that. You don’t have to “win” to be a winner in this silly competition. The only thing you’re guaranteed of if you win is that you do get a contract, but you’re also obliged to come back every year too! If you’re good, you’ll get a contract. And you’ve built a fan base because of your exposure on the show.

Going back to last week’s elimination show. Iggy Pop. Really? Put a shirt on please.

And this isn’t really a singing competition because if it was, Pia and Thia would still be in it.

On to this week. Movie song week. And Jennifer Lopez was named Most Beautiful Woman in the World by People. And she’s married to Marc Anthony, who looks like a Latino Steve Buschemi. Nice.

01 – Paul, Old Time Rock n Roll (Bob Seeger; from Risky Business)
Please, no Paul in tidy whities… Risky Business was such an ‘80s movie. How did my parents let me watch that movie? Anyway, Paul comes out in his Mariachi suit again. This time in black instead of white. He looks like he should be in the Three Amigos. Did anyone else notice how awkward it was for him to have the tambourine in one hand and the mike in the other? He was left banging it against his body. He actually was clapping the mike earlier in the song and I thought that was distracting too. Didn’t he do this song in the dress rehearsal? I thought this was horrible, but then again, I’ve never liked anything Paul’s done, so what do I know? The judges (predictably) praised him. It’s like they can’t say anything bad now that Simon’s gone. I think they can be critical without being dream shattering. There’s a grey area that they can reside in that isn’t black or white (you’re horrible or you’re great).

02 – Lauren, The Climb (Miley Cyrus; from The Hannah Montana Movie)
First off, I have to admit that I saw this movie. My 5 year old daughter loves Hannah Montana so we saw it as a family. And we watch(ed) the show. I’m not a huge fan, but I don’t mind it. And the movie wasn’t half bad. Totally predictable, but somewhat entertaining. It was interesting in the rehearsal session that Jimmy & will.i.am told Lauren she needs to “steal Pia’s votes.” I guess that’s true, but it’s hard to have her strategize like that. Seems real cold and having that on camera may not do Lauren any favors with the voters. Jimmy said Lauren has a much, much better voice than Miley, which is probably true. I’d love to see how Miley (as an unknown) would’ve done in this competition. It’s amazing what connections can do for you. Heck, Willow Smith has 2 songs out and she’s awful. Lauren had to change up the song a bit (she made it faster at the end), but I’d have liked to have her sing it exactly like Miley did to show how much better she is than Miley. JLo loves the “tear” in her voice. Randy thought the Lauren from the Nashville auditions is coming back. Steven reminded her that she was the first one they thought could win from the auditions. I don’t think Lauren will make it all the way, but she still has a few weeks to go before it’s her time.

03 – Stefano, End of the Road (Boyz II Men; from Boomerang)
This song title is ironic, as Stefano’s got to hope it isn’t the End of the Road for him. I loved the movie Boomerang. It was Halle Berry’s breakout role. Great soundtrack too. Babyface, Shanice, Toni Braxton, P.M. Dawn, Johnny Gill. I really like Stefano’s voice, but he still doesn’t connect with the audience or camera. He reminds me a little of Joe Cocker with some of his mannerisms. He’s better to hear, than to see and hear. Randy wore his Motownphilly outfit tonight and said he slayed the song. JLo liked that he stopped singing not to lose, but rather to win. He still may be in the bottom 3 tomorrow, but if he goes out, it’ll be on a high note.

04 – Scotty, Cross My Heart (George Strait; from Pure Country)
Scotty singing country. Wake me when it’s over. My wife Kristin and my kids all love Scotty. I’m just not into him. Maybe I’d like him if I didn’t have to watch him. I hate the way he cocks his head to the side and dangles the mic at a 45 degree angle. It bothers me that he looks like Alfred E. Newman. The Idol Chatter guy thought this was his worst performance to date. But he’ll be fine. I don’t think he’ll win, but he’ll probably go to the top 3 or 4 just on popularity. I can’t wait to hear him sing 2 songs a night… not.

05 – Casey, Nature Boy (Nat King Cole; from Moulin Rouge)
Casey’s other choice was “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins, which Jimmy strongly urged him to do. But Casey wanted to do this one and I think it worked. But the judges were so overly positive, I couldn’t figure out what was good and not good. And it’s got to be confusing for the contestants too, because all they’re getting is smoke blown up their behinds. Casey’s so out there to me that I don’t know what is good or not with him. I did think that his effort 2 weeks ago (right after he was saved) was pretty good, but only because he played it straight. He seems like a nice guy, but he can go at any time now.

06 – Haley, Call Me (Blondie; from American Gigolo)
I thought this was horrible. I appreciated the stained glass mini that she wore and the purple knee high boots, but overall I thought this was bad karaoke. And I didn’t think her voice matched the song. Obviously she pales in comparison to Debbie Harry (was her rap in “Rapture” the first mainstream rap in a song?). I’d call for Haley’s departure, but if she goes, it will only leave 1 girl (Lauren). I’d have to say Haley’s probably safe tomorrow. Haley did get some criticism from the judges, which probably meant she was really bad. Bottom 3 tomorrow, but I don’t think she’ll go. Just a gut feeling.

07 – Jacob, Bridge Over Troubled Water (Simon & Garfunkel; from The Pursuit of Happyness)
Funny, I didn’t associate this song with this movie. Great movie. Very touching. Will Smith is an amazing actor. And his son (Jaden) isn’t so bad himself. Jacob reminded me a bit of Avery Johnson in that he over-pronounced some of the words in the song. I thought it was okay, but not earth shattering. Randy liked how he let the song marinate, then blew it out in the end (Randy uses that analogy a lot). I think Jacob’s safe tomorrow.

08 – James, Heavy Metal (Sammy Hagar; from Heavy Metal)
Sammy Hagar was just on the Jim Rome Show plugging a “tell all” book that he just released. He sells it as a no-holds barred account of the life of a rock star. Very salacious, I think. I saw Sammy Hagar at the Sundance Film Festival back in ’99-ish when I was at a work event with my wife Kristin and TAP. I wasn’t a part of TAP back then, but accompanied her on the trip. VH1 had a party and we got in. I remember seeing him. I wish I’d have taken a pic so that I could post it on Facebook now… lol. Jimmy did not want James to do this song, but James stood up for his choice. It’s interesting when they show the kids disagree with Jimmy. I wonder how he takes that. But in Jimmy’s defense, he’s hearing James’ take in a rehearsal, studio setting and not how it went down tonight with Zakk Wylde playing guitar. James’s production value every single week is head and shoulders above everyone else. He is such a performer. I don’t even like heavy metal, but I liked James’s performance tonight. If he doesn’t win or at least make it to the finale, I think America is not getting it right. James should be safe tomorrow night.

So top 3 – James, Stefano, Lauren

Bottom 3 – Haley, Paul, Scotty

Off tomorrow - Paul

AIX Recap, Finalists x 11 (03/23/11)

2011-03-23T23:25:00.001-07:00

Motown Week! When I first saw Jennifer, I was like, “Holy eye shadow, Batman!” A lot of celebs in the audience, including Liv Tyler, Jennifer Beals and Kirsten Dunst (who was shown on TV, but not recognized by Ryan).

And I finally want to comment on Jimmy Iovine and his omnipresent baseball cap. He’s a little creepy, but I can tell he’s ultra talented. Maybe it’s the tinted glasses (are they Transitions?), but there’s something odd about him. But genius takes all forms. One of the blogs mentioned that having him as the in-house mentor would take away some of the awkwardness of the guest mentors (Barry Manilow, Mariah Carey, etc). Although I thought Harry Connick, Jr was awesome last year. And Manilow was pretty good too. Remember when they had Queen though and they wouldn’t let Ace change one of their songs?

01 – Casey Abrams, I Heard It Through The Grapevine (Marvin Gaye)
Why do I always think of the California Raisins when I hear this song? It’s hard for me to criticize Casey because my son Jared loves him (luckily he likes James too and James rocks). I just don’t get Casey. Still don’t. It seems like he’s playing a big joke on the audience, but I get the feeling that’s just how he is. He’s not mocking the competition. He went out into the crowd, which I usually don’t appreciate. Had 4 female violinists behind the judges. And he sang to the Band Chick from American Pie (Alyson Hannigan, who now cracks me up as “Lily” in “How I Met Your Mother”). Casey turned out to be one of the weakest tonight in what turned out to be maybe the best show in AI history. Pretty much everyone was on point tonight. Still, Casey has a pretty big YouTube & Twitter following so he’s probably safe tomorrow.

02 – Thia Megia, (Love Is Like A) Heat Wave (Martha and the Vandellas)
If I close my eyes and listen, Thia sounds perfect. Her voice is so pure, but she lacks any showmanship and doesn’t really connect with the audience or camera, for that matter. Judges want her to cut loose even more. I think she’s in trouble tomorrow. If not tomorrow, then in the next few weeks. It’s unfortunate though, because she really can sing.

03 – Jacob Lusk, You’re All I Need To Get By (Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrel)
Jimmy wanted Jacob to exercise some restraint tonight and he did. He controlled it early and even got playful with the melody (he was feeling it!). Very good performance for Jacob tonight, punctuated when Steven went up on stage and took the standing O to the next level by giving him a hug and calling him “Baby Luther.” JLo mentioned how he made them beg for the big notes. Jacob’s voice still is a bit odd to me at times (it sounds female sometimes), but he sure has some memorable performances. He’s safe tomorrow, but won’t win it all.

04 – Lauren Alaina, You Keep Me Hanging On (The Supremes)
I was nervous for Lauren given the genre tonight, but if this was the first time hearing her sing, I wouldn’t have known that she was a country singer. She crossed over for me that well. It was interesting that in her pre-song video she mentioned how people were saying mean things about her and she was taking them too hard. I wonder if the blogs and message boards were tearing her up? What were they saying? Obviously it affected her. I still really like her. I don’t mind that she has struggled out of the gates. I think it’s hard to keep up a high level for the length of the competition. Lauren had a long dress on and had to hike it up for when she went out into the audience. JLo mentioned how amazing she looked, which is usually code for “you sucked,” but I don’t think that was the case this time. Randy said her swagger was on high. I’m pretty sure Lauren’s safe tomorrow.

05 – Stefano Legano, Hello (Lionel Richie)
This song reminds me of the Notre Dame 8th grade dances in people’s garages. And I always remember the video, but after watching it again on YouTube, it’s kinda creepy. Richie’s a teacher who’s in love with a blind student. The ‘80s fashion in the video is quite remarkable though. And the blind student looks a little like Michael Jackson (circa “Thriller”). Stefano sings beautifully, but he still does close his eyes way too much. The judges kept commenting on how he needs to connect better. Stefano might be in trouble tomorrow night.

06 – Haley Reinhart, You Really Got A Hold On Me (Smokey Robinson and the Miracles)
“Holy short shorts, Batman!” Haley Reinhart obviously took notes from previous contestant Haley Scarnato. High heels and short shorts. Haley’s leaning back while she sings really annoys me. She did a decent job with this, but I think she’s still in the bottom 3 tomorrow and probably off, which is a bummer because only the top 10 go on tour.

07 – Scotty McCreery, For Once In My Life (Stevie Wonder)
Still not a fan of Scotty’s and probably will never be. His voice kills me. It’s so deep. It’s cool that way. But the way he holds the mike crooked bugs me too. Scotty is the anti-Stefano, as all he does is connect with the audience and camera. Scotty should be good tomorrow. I’d laugh if he got eliminated on country night.

08 – Pia Toscano, All In Love Is Fair (Stevie Wonder)
How crazy was it that her producer for this song was Harvey Mason, Jr? I totally remember him playing basketball for Arizona on those great teams with Sean Elliott, Steve Kerr, Tom Tolbert, etc. Reading his Wikipedia page, both parents were musicians (his father a noted jazz drummer) and multiple knee surgeries sidelined his basketball career. He does play in the NBA Entertainment league though. Pia was good again tonight. The only knock on her is that all she does is ballads and she doesn’t move around the stage. People think she’s boring, but I never get bored of a good singer. She wore a beautiful scoop back dress tonight that gave the people in the seats behind the stage a second show. I think Steven summed it up by calling her the closest star in the American Idol universe. It might be Pia and James in the finals, which I’d be good with.

09 – Paul McDonald, Tracks of My Tears (Smokey Robinson)
Like with Casey, I don’t get Paul. I might like him if I heard him on the radio for 1 song, but not a whole album. And those white white teeth bother me too. Steven called him very different, like (Bob) Dylan and Willie Nelson. I think Paul has quite a following too, so he’ll probably be safe tomorrow.

10 – Naima Adedapo, Dancing in the Street (Martha and the Vandellas)
I liked Naima’s muted color tonight, although the dress still looked like something out of Battlestar Gallactica. Vocals better tonight than before and she even got to add some African dancing in at the end. Pretty much a success for her, although she’s on the bubble tomorrow night (based on previous performances).

11 – James Durbin, Living For The City (Stevie Wonder)
I think James looks a bit like Dawson Leery (James Van Der Beek from “Dawson’s Creek”). Van Der Beek took a turn on “One Tree Hill” last season as a crazy director. Man I loved Dawson’s Creek. We almost named our daughter “Joelle” so we could call her Joey. James was good again tonight. He just owns the stage when he sings. The he bowed and acknowledged EVERYONE. It reminded me of when Hulk Hogan used to point to the crowd and put his hand to his ear. He’d do it to every side of the ring. I’m not complaining because I think James should bask in the glow after every performance (if warranted). Judges loved it (although Randy thought it started rough) and James is safe tomorrow.

Top 3 – James, Jacob, Pia

Bottom 3 – (this is tough because I think everyone was pretty good) Haley, Casey, Paul

But I wouldn’t be surprised if Haley, Thia and either Stefano or Naima was in the bottom 3. My guess is that if Stefano or Naima get voted off, they will be saved.

Again, thanks for some of the comments back. They are always appreciated.

AIX Recap, Finalists x 12 (03/16/11)

2011-03-16T23:29:00.000-07:00

I apologize about last week, but it really was too hectic to get it all done. I haven’t even watched the show and I probably won’t. I did see the elimination show and wasn’t all that surprised that Ashton went. I think she was too hard for the public to get behind. She was a total diva who couldn’t believe she didn’t get voted into the finals. I’m not too broken up that she’s gone. Although figuring out what she’d wear every week would’ve had some merit…

On to this week, the ever popular “birth year” song week. This week is never a disaster, as it’s themed, but it’s not limiting (ie, country week, etc).

01 – Naima Adedapo (1984), What’s Love Got To Do With It (Tina Turner)
This was a mess for me right from the start. I thought this was horrible. But I did notice that the contestants finally had ear plugs for the feedback (is that what they are and what they’re for?), so Naima can’t blame her pitchyness on that! I’ve said before, what’s the downside of letting the contestants use those ear plugs? You get better singing? All the former contestants who came back to sing got to use them. Steven loved it. He must’ve missed the memo saying it’s okay to be critical, because JLo and Randy both mentioned her pitch problems. Jennifer called her consistently pitchy (so she’s got that going for her; consistency!). Naima should be in the bottom 3 tomorrow.

02 – Paul McDonald (1984), I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues (Elton John)
Sounded like Paul was losing his voice during the song. Or is that how his voice really is? I still don’t get him. He sounds like he should have a vinyl record selling from KTEL. On a different note, we just saw “Gnomeo and Juliet” in the theaters and Elton John was the executive producer and contributed on the soundtrack. It was a wonderful movie. Great music. Pretty cool story (really followed the storylines). 3D didn’t blow me away, but none of the 3D movies have yet. It’s funny how EVERY single movie HAS to be in 3D now. The judges predictably liked Paul. I’m not a fan, but he seems to have a following.

03 – Thia Megia (1995), Colors of the Wind (Vanessa Williams)
Thia’s voice really belies her age. But that’s about it. She seems pretty fun loving and personable off the stage, but she doesn’t sing with any personality (much like most of the other Asian singers in the past). It’s a bit frustrating, to be honest with you. Nice song and she sang it well, but it was a forgettable, safe song. On to Vanessa Williams. Love her character on “Desperate Housewives.” And she had a pretty successful singing career too. Had. I meant has, as she is still releasing albums. On the NBA Superstars video (circa 1990), Isiah Thomas’ highlights were played to “The Right Stuff.” Randy called Thia boring. I think she’s safe tomorrow, but she won’t last much longer if something doesn’t change.

04 – James Durbin (1989), I’ll Be There For You (Bon Jovi)
Pretty good effort here. I think James could be the lead singer on many rock bands right now. He’s got showmanship, along with the chops. My son Jared loves him. Funny thing. He mentioned there were a lot of good rock songs in ’89 and alluded to an Aerosmith song. Looking at the album “Pump,” there was “Love In An Elevator,” “Janie’s Got a Gun,” “What It Takes.” Surprised he didn’t do one of those, but he said he was saving that for the finale. Nice. Steven said if he made it there, he’ll sing it with him up on stage. So I guess he’s committed to that then because even if James doesn’t make it, he’ll have some stage time during the announcement show. I guess we’ll see Steven up there! James should be safe tomorrow.

05 – Haley Reinhart (1990), I’m Your Baby Tonight (Whitney Houston)
Of all the Whitney songs to choose, this one is interesting. It’s not one of Whitney’s huge ballads, so she’s safe there. But it’s also not that great of a song. Haley handled it pretty well, as there were some fast lyric parts and she did the Haley “growl” in there. But her posture when she’s singing (I think she’s trying to be sexy?) really is offputting. It’s like she has bad posture. It’s like fake sexy like Amy Proehler’s one legged character on SNL. And to add insult to injury, she ended up with a smear of lipstick above her chin. And to pour salt on that wound, Ryan tried to take it off. But he licked his finger to do it. Gross. Nice gesture, but gross. Randy criticized her for being all over the place in her song choices, but I don’t think being versatile should be looked down upon. You really can’t win because if you stick to your strength too much, they tell you to branch out. Haley may be in the bottom again tomorrow.

06 – Stefano Langone (1989), If You Don’t Know Me By Now (Simply Red)
So Stefano continues on the impossibly long song title streak. I think he killed it tonight. I’ve always been a fan of his. And I loved his outfit, complete with the white high tops. His performance reminded me a bit of an ‘80s group doing a ‘50s song, kinda like when “New Edition” did “Earth Angel.” Randy called it the best of the night. Stefano should be safe tomorrow. I think he’s from Seattle, but he might have San Jose roots? The beauty parlor next to my dry cleaners had “Vote for Stefano” in their windows.

07 – Pia Toscano (1988), Where Do Broken Hearts Go (Whitney Houston)
My wife Kristin thinks Pia looks like a cross between Selena Gomez and Mila Kunis (from “That ‘70s Show”). I really dug this song tonight, because it was the uptempo remix version. I remember in the ‘90s when it was en vogue to release another album with the same songs but with the “club mix” or the “Jimmy Jam mix,” etc. This song reminded me of that. And that outfit looked like it was from the ‘70s, a la “Charlie’s Angels.” My only fear for Pia is that she’s been so good, so early and it’s hard to keep that up. Ask David Archuleta about that. Pia’s safe tomorrow.

08 – Scotty McCreery (1993), Can I Trust You With My Heart (Travis Tritt)
I’m still not a fan of Scotty’s and it still goes back to Hollywood Week. I think I need to let that go, but I haven’t yet. Throw in the fact that I’ll probably never know a single song he sings. That makes him hard for me to judge. Was it better than the original? I don’t know. Did he change it up? I have no idea. Does he still look like Alfred E. Newman? Yes. That much I know. Scotty’s not going to win this, but he will be a country music recording star after he’s done here.

09 – Karen Rodriguez (1989), Love Will Lead You Back (Taylor Dayne)
When I first saw the outfit, I immediately though Divinyls and B-52s (or the Fembots from “Austin Powers”). I was like, is she really going to sing “I Touch Myself?” Would that be “Yo Toucho Yo” in Spanish? This song ate her up. I love Taylor Dayne, but Dayne was such a powerful singer and Karen couldn’t match that. Not even in Spanish. Judges handled her with kid gloves, but JLo was the most constructive by saying play to your strengths. If you can’t hit a note, don’t try. She should be in the bottom tomorrow.

10 – Casey Abrams (1991), Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)
Man I don’t get this guy. Maybe it’s because I didn’t see any of his Hollywood Week stuff, but I just don’t get him. He was screaming and pitchy tonight. Song wasn’t done for the vocals, which I get, but he hasn’t won me over one bit. Looks like Santa in the “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” stop-motion, claymation classic (done in 1970, by the way). I think Casey has quite a following, so he’ll be safe.

11 – Lauren Alaina (1994), I’m The Only One (Melissa Etheridge)
I like Lauren. And I think the producers LOVE Lauren. They give her a sitdown with Ryan (those of which I hate because he’s in them) to explain that she has the flu. I thought she sounded like she was sick tonight. She was okay, but we’ve heard her be much better. I think she’ll be okay tomorrow. I expect better from her in the future.

12 – Jacob Lusk (1987), Alone (Heart)
Finally! A one word song title! My wife Kristin thinks he sounds like a male Nell Carter. Jacob’s interesting because he works himself into a frenzy and almost goes into a trance when he sings each song. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it comes off as over-singing. He was okay tonight, but definitely not great. I still think he’ll be okay tomorrow.

So, I think the top 2 were Stefano and Pia. Wouldn’t they make a nice Italian couple? And I think the bottom 2 were Naima and Karen.

AIX Recap, Semi-Finalists x 12, Gals (03/02/11)

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So a few things from last night. Stefano reminds me of John Turturro’s brother, Nicholas. It was pointed out to me that Jordan was the real offender in making people “audition” for his group (although Scotty did partake in it too). I guess Casey Abrams did an amazing version of “Georgia On My Mind” that I haven’t seen yet. He reminds me of the chef “Kevin” on Top Chef 2 seasons ago.

I read on MJ’s Big Blog that the gals were actually taped Monday night. Interesting.

01 – Ta-Tynisa Wilson, Only Girl (In The World) (Rihanna)
She did not start the show off well. Kinda reminds me of the chubby Janet Jackson (circa Control, with the one house key earring). And I cringe at the camera upshots from the front of the stage when the gals are wearing dresses… Steven & JLo loved it. Randy kept it real and said it was just okay and she didn’t bring anything different to it. So long, Ta-Tynisa. We hardly knew you.

02 – Naima Adedapo, Summertime
Before she sang, my son Jared said she is good (he remembers her from the auditions). I agree that she had a spot on voice for the song. He also thought this song belonged in a Disney movie. It’s fun watching AI with my son! JLo called her an exotic flower (which Naima said is the meaning of her name). Randy called it a little lounge acty. Tyler called her early Ella Fitzgerald-ish.

03 – Kendra Chantelle, Impossible (Christina Aguilera)
Kendra came out in what looked like a dominatrix outfit designed by Brighton. I don’t remember her from the auditions but I thought she did pretty well for herself tonight. Randy liked her vibrato. Tyler thought her voice, clothes and style were hot and JLo said she has heart. I think she’s on the fence tomorrow night. Not at the top, but definitely not in the bottom.

04 – Rachel Zevita, Criminal (Fiona Apple)
I guess this is 4 years in the making for Rachel? My thoughts have always been, if it takes you that long to get in the finals, you probably don’t belong there. And she didn’t disappoint me. I thought she was totally scripted. From the dropping of her cloak to the throwing down of the mic stand. It was like how the callers read their “takes” on the Jim Rome Show. Tyler loved the strut, but called it too Broadway. JLo wondered why her first impression to America would be Broadway? Randy was a bit harsher saying it wasn’t great, wasn’t good and didn’t work. In case you haven’t noticed yet, Steven & Jennifer will not say anything negative this year. I think they’re playing it safe and NOT trying to be Simon. I think Simon was honest, but he really was mean in some (most) of his comments. Poor Randy has to take the boos now when he’s really speaking the truth. Rachel’s done.

05 – Karen Rodriguez, Hero (Mariah Carey)
She mixed in some Spanish verses into this song, which I thought was cool. But she kinda looked cross-eyed at times, which bothered me a tad. And that toga-ish dress did nothing for her. I think she has a nice voice, but not a huge voice. She may tap into the Latino votes, which will help her. All Jenny from the Block could say is “wow” and show her goose bumps. Randy thought the Spanish was better than the English. I think she’s on the fence tomorrow too, but may make it as a Wild Card if she’s not voted through.

06 – Lauren Turner, Seven Day Fool (Etta James)
Jennifer called her a young Bette Midler, but she reminded me of a young Kirstie Alley. She’s got a big, husky voice. I wouldn’t mind seeing more of her if she makes it to the finals. Randy liked her bluesy, soul flavor. Tyler called her spectacular, but JLo didn’t want her holding back. She’s also on the fence (big fence tonight).

07 – Ashthon Jones, Love Over Me (Monica)
She reminds me a bit of season 1’s Tamyra Gray. I couldn’t believe her outfit though. Denim brazier with speed skater pants. But she pulled it off! Tyler said she had the confidence of a queen. Jennifer said she has all the makings of a diva (hair, body, composure, moves). Randy didn’t like the song choice, saying she is bigger than the song, but he does like her. I think she should be in the top 5 gals.

08 – Julie Zorrilla, Breakaway (Kelly Clarkson)
Very pretty girl with a nice story (wasn’t she the one with parents from war torn Columbia?), but she fell way flat tonight. Bad dress (looked like she was going to prom) and horrible song choice. Has anyone covered Kelly Clarkson well yet? Song ate her up. JLo said she liked it, which is code for she hated it. Randy thought it paled in comparison to the original. Tyler thought it was the wrong song for her. She’s pretty though, so he may use his Wild Card pick on her…

09 – Haley Reinhart, Fallin’ (Alicia Keys)
Judges were mixed on Haley. Randy didn’t get it. Tyler thought it was the right amount of everything. Jenny thought there was a lot of different colors to her voice. I thought she was good with this. Song didn’t eat her up, but she also didn’t change it up much. I cringed when she started a cappella, but worked for her. Bold move. But she had bad posture when she was singing. Mixed on her. Not in the bottom, but on the lower end of in the middle.

10 – Thia Megia, Out Here on My Own (Fame)
Her dress reminded me of the stork dress Bjork wore a few years back. Can’t believe she’s only 15. I think her voice is great, but don’t know if she has the personality to win this thing. Steven said her pitch is so perfect it doesn’t matter what she sings. JLo thought it was a beautiful, quiet moment. Randy loved the quality of the tone of her voice and likened her to a young Michael Jackson. I think she should make the final 5.

11 – Lauren Alaina, Turn On the Radio (Reba McEntire)
I don’t like country music, but I sure like Lauren. She’s so effortless up there. They featured her so prominently in the auditions that I think they want her to win. I thought it was a cool moment when she sang the Aerosmith song with Steven Tyler. Is it wrong that I think of Miss Piggy when I see her? Jennifer thinks it’s crazy how much of a natural she is up there (especially at 16). Randy thinks she’s like Kelly Clarkson meeting Carrie Underwood (that’s high praise). Lauren let the audience know that she calls Ryan “Peaches” since he’s from Georgia.

12 – Pia Toscano, I’ll Stand By You (The Pretenders)
I envision her on the Real Housewives of New Jersey in 20 years. She kinda looks like Selena Gomez, but with a five-head and eyes too close together. And way tanner. But I do like Pia. Love the song and she hit all the notes. Judges gave her a standing O, which I think was a bit overboard. She was good, but a standing O? JLo knew she’d stand out, but said she was saving that for when it counted. And it counted. It’s like saving your good dunks for the finals in a dunk contest. JaVale McGee had to do his best 2 dunks (a 2 basket dunk and a 3 ball dunk!!!) to get into the finals, then didn’t have anything to top them. I’ve got to think Pia’s safe tomorrow.

This is a tough one because only Ty-Tynisa, Julie and Rachel were horrible. I think Pia, Lauren Alaina & Thia were real good. If I had to round out the top 5, I’d have to put the other Lauren and Ashthon in there. But Naima, Karen, Kendra & Haley were very close too.

At this point, I think the gals are stronger than the guys. It’ll be interesting tomorrow night because there will be a few that make the top 10 that don’t deserve to. Vote for the Worst has Brett and Rachel as their posterchildren.

It also looks like they are naming the top 10 (5 gals, 5 guys) tomorrow night, then the remaining 14 may sing for their lives next week for 2 or 3 Wild Card spots. Idol seems to be doing quite a bit on the fly this season. They already cut down the Beatles stuff in the final cuts (so I was told, as I haven’t watched it yet).

AIX Recap, Semi-Finalists x 12, Guys (03/01/11)

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So I’m venturing into doing these again this season. But I have to admit, I didn’t watch all the auditions and didn’t see all of Hollywood Week yet. I do like the additions of Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez though.

I guess they have 24 semi-finalists, 12 guys and 12 gals. They’re going to have America vote in 5 guys and 5 girls, then the judges get Wild Card picks. This is a pretty big change from years past when they only eliminated 2 a week in the semis. Only 5 out of 12 are not very good odds. You must bring it immediately.

They have a new 360 stage (theatre in the round, if you will). But Ryan Seacrest still sucks.

On a side note, it’s funny how American Idol took the ages and hometowns off of their website (unlike previous seasons) and don’t put them on the screen either. I wonder if that’s a conscious decision on their part?

I’ll try to keep this one short, as I’m still getting to know the contestants…

01 – Clint Jun Gamboa, Superstition (Stevie Wonder)
I hate this guy. I’ll just get that out there. From the little I saw of Hollywood Week, he kicked the fat kid Jacee out of his group. And he has bad glasses. And vampire teeth. And Voldemort’s nose. I actually thought he was “mentally challenged” when he first auditioned. The Idol Chatter guy said he looked like a grown-up version of the Little Einsteins (that drew a laugh from me). The judges liked him though. Needless to say, I didn’t.

02 – Jovany Barreto, I’ll Be (Edwin McCain)
This was the guy who showed his abs in the auditions. He’s got quite a chin too. Very Leno-like. I really like Edwin McCain, but he didn’t really do much with this song. You’ve probably heard this 10 times now, but my first dance (with my wife Kristin) was to Edwin McCain’s “I Could Not Ask For More.” That’s my ringtone for her too. For some reason, Tyler & JLo thought they had to be nice since they’re new, but Randy kept it real and said it felt karaoke, sounded like the original, but not as good.

03 – Jordan Dorsey, OMG (Usher)
Really? This is not a song to show your vocal chops in a singing competition. Stupid song choice. He admitted afterwards that this song “was not me.” Twelve singers and only 5 get voted through. Again, stupid song choice. Stick a fork in him.

04 – Tim Halperin, Streetcorner Symphony (Come On Over) (Rob Thomas)
I thought this sounded horrible. Maybe it was that his mike needed to be louder. All the judges like him, but thought the song didn’t do him justice. Sounds like disaster.

05 – Brett Loewenstern, Light My Fire (The Doors)
It was like the Light My Fire Lite version. Odd song choice. Flipped his hair quite a bit though. It was offputting. I like this kid and his story, but that’s not going to get it done.

06 – James Durbin, You Got Another Thing Comin’ (Judas Priest)
This is the kid from Santa Cruz. If I remember right, slightly autistic. He’s my 8 year old son Jared’s favorite. I let Jared stay up for the show. Don’t tell his mom. She’s away on a business trip. He got to stay up until 9:30 even though his bedtime is 9:00. But he was helping me on the recap. I think James has a real rock star quality to him. Although he does the Siobhan scream. I may get tired of that every week. I know Simon would’ve. Tyler cursed and called him (bleeping) crazy good. JLo called him, among other things, “organic” and “insane.” I haven’t seen the gals yet, but he’s definitely a favorite.

07 – Robbie Rosen, Arms of an Angel (Sarah McLachlan)
This was a weird arrangement for me. I felt like he changed it up too much. Made a painfully slow song even slower. I once saw a Twisted concert at the United Center. Real weird show. Like 12 bands/performers and they ranged from (I’m dating myself alert; it was 1999-ish) Chumbawumba, 311, Everclear, then Sarah McLachlin, Duran Duran and the headliner was The Cure. The concert took all day. Seriously, Chumbawumba. Tyler & JLo praised him (again), but Randy didn’t think it was a great performance and he never got quite settled in. I like the kid, but I thought this effort was horrible. And he’s got Lego hair.

08 – Scotty McCreery, Letters From Home (John Michael Montgomery)
From the snippet of what I saw in Hollywood Week, I don’t like this kid either. He was the one making people sing for him to see if he would allow them into his group. Pretty arrogant, in my opinion. And he looks like Alfred E. Newman from Mad Magazine fame. I just think he thinks he’s too cool for school and I’m put off by that. And I don’t like country music. Judges loved him. He may get through, but he’ll never be a favorite of mine.

09 – Stefano Langone, Just The Way You Are (Bruno Mars)
My son Jared thinks he looks like David Archuleta. Since we have an 8 year old and a 5 year old, our radio is constantly on Radio Disney and we hear Bruno Mars songs all the time, but strangely enough, I didn’t recognize this song. Jared did though! I really like this kid. Some of the blogs though he was sharp and couldn’t keep up with the song, but I liked it. Stefano looks like a younger version of an actor, but I can’t think of his name. It’ll come to me. I hope he’s still on next week. Maybe my buddy Tony will come up with it. He’s the one who sends on his look alikes every season.

10 – Paul McDonald, Maggie Mae (Rod Stewart)
The first thing I thought when I saw him (I don’t remember him from Hollywood or the auditions) is that he’s Taylor Hicks without the white hair. His phrasing was so odd, like Didi from last season and Megan from 2 season’s ago. Paul’s definitely a different dude. I noticed his ultra white teeth (especially with his Johnny Cash, all black look) and it was funny to hear JLo mention that too. He’s unique and different, but I was not a fan.

11 – Jacob Lusk, A House Is Not A Home (Luther Vandross)
Wow. Great performance. I kinda remember this guy from Hollywood. Jared thought he looked like Stephon Marbury. Hmm. He must take after me in the look alike department… He actually reminds me of an actor named Harold Sylvester, who played DC in “Fast Break,” the basketball movie (I’m dating myself again, circa 1979) with Gabe Kaplan as the coach. I think Jacob’s going to go far in this competition.

12 – Casey Abrams, I Put A Spell On You (Screamin’ Jay Hawkins)
He reminds me of that dude Normand Gentile from a few years back, but with a better voice and singing chops. I don’t remember this guy from the auditions or Hollywood either. He’s out to a create a different American Idol mold and he’s off to a good start. He’s different alright. Judges loved him. I need to see more.

Jared had me vote for James, Jacob, Stefano and Brett tonight.

If I had to guess who (based on performance) should be in the top 5, I’d say: James, Jacob, Stefano, then I don’t know. I think the worst ones were Jordan, Jovany, Robbie and Tim. That leaves 2 of Clint Jun, Brett, Scotty, Paul and Casey.

Can’t wait to hear the gals tomorrow.

AIIX recap, Finalists x 2 (05/25/10)

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And then there were two. I originally thought that Crystal and Siobhan would be the best finale, but after Siobhan flamed out, this was the absolutely the best 2 for this season. Held at the Nokia Theater with 7000 people in attendance. What a big night for Lee and Crystal.

Three songs tonight. First one is the contestant’s choice from earlier in the season. Second is a choice from Executive Producer Simon Fuller. And the last song will be the song that will be released if he or she wins. Interesting to note that both are singing a cover of a song and NOT an original like in all the previous seasons.

There was a coin flip last week and Crystal won. She chose to defer and play defense first. Um, she actually chose to go second, which means she gets to close the show, so smart move on her part.

Going into tonight I don’t really think that this show matters. Voters’ minds are made up already. I guess the question is, where do Casey’s votes go? Maybe nowhere.

01 – Lee, The Boxer (Simon & Garfunkel)
I liked his version the first time better than this time. I think it’s because I didn’t expect it out of him that first time. This time didn’t creep up on me. And the exploding sound that my wife Kristin was making during the song didn’t startle me like the first time around. My son Jared asked if the name of the song was “La la la.” Nice. Randy thought it was a great way to start it off, but wanted him to pick it up. Ellen thought it was better than the first time he sang it. Kara said he needed to punch harder. Simon was expecting more passion and excitement. I think his nerves got the best of Lee on this song.

02 – Crystal, Me and Bobby McGee (Janis Joplin)
If The Boxer sounded like “La la la,” this song has a “na na na na” in it. I remember this song from earlier in the season and I thought she sang both well. Honestly I don’t like these repeat songs. I don’t think you can recreate a moment from earlier in the season. Randy hopes she makes a record like that. Ellen thinks she’s so compelling on stage. Kara said she has a fire in her belly. Simon thought this reminded him of when they fell in love with her on stage. Round one to Crystal.

03 – Lee, Everybody Hurts (R.E.M.)
Lee was kinda flat at the beginning of this one and my wife Kristin didn’t think he really connected with this song. Good song for his voice, but I don’t think he killed it. Randy thought it felt better than the first song. Ellen thought he had some exciting moments but pulled back. Kara didn’t think it was a perfect vocal (it never is with Lee), but liked it. Simon thought it was a brilliant song choice, but thought he was nervous. And he wants him to understand how tonight can change his life. My answer to that is that, win or lose, his life has already changed. Being the American Idol won’t make his career better or worse. It only means that he has to sign and make a record with 19 Entertainment. Believe me, if he finishes in 2nd, someone (if not 19 Entertainment) will pick him up and have him cut a record. Look at how “losing” has worked out for Adam Lambert.

04 – Crystal, Black Velvet (Alannah Myles)
Did you notice the sheer panic in Crystal’s eyes when she had to navigate those stairs in those heels? She didn’t have the guitar on this song, which is a comfort zone for both her and Lee. Still a pretty good performance and she really hit the glory notes. Randy screamed that Mamasox is in it to win it. Ellen gave her a standing O. Kara like that she was killing herself on stage. Simon said she took that song and absolutely nailed it. Crystal’s outperforming Lee so far tonight.

05 – Lee, Beautiful Day (U2)
The Idol Chatter guy’s line was, “the coronation song is dead – long live the coronation cover.” My thoughts exactly. Maybe it was too hard to get an original song for each contestant. Maybe they thought the buying public would be more interested in a song that they know rather than a (mostly bad) original song. This was not a great rendition of the U2 song. Randy thought he caught his groove at the end, which means he thought it wasn’t good before that, but he resisted saying that because he didn’t want to get booed. Ellen chose to talk about how much he’s grown over the course of the show rather than critique his performance. Kara thought he got swallowed up in the song, but noted that he grew the most on the show and thinks he has the most commercial voice of the season. Simon thought the competition was designed for a guy like Lee, giving him a much needed break. And genuinely wished him the best. Didn’t sound like an endorsement.

06 – Crystal, Up To The Mountain (Patty Griffin)
I didn’t love it as much as the judges did, partly because I wanted something more uptempo. But Crystal still did a great job with this song and outperformed Lee tonight. Randy called it incredible. Ellen liked that she can’t compare Crystal to any contemporary artist. Kara thought she was completely, emotionally invested in that song. Simon thought it was the best song and performance of the night and offered his last critique on Idol by saying, “that was outstanding.” Best of the night, but it was an overall underwhelming finale.

Then they had the British Idol sing a song but the video was mostly the bad auditions and outtakes from behind the scenes. It was like a blooper video. And they didn’t really show the video. It was on in the background as the cameras were on the singer. Completely odd scene. The best thing about it (other than it was over) was the scene of the other finalists hugging the 2 finalists.

I think Crystal was better tonight but don’t count Lee out. I think it’s too close to call, but I’m pulling for Crystal.

And that’s a rap. I may go out as Simon does. But I’m intrigued to how the show will go on without him. AI lost a ton of steam this year. Ratings were down, as was interest. I thought these finalists (and top 24) were the weakest ever. I really only liked Crystal, Lee and Siobhan this season. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if this just went away because I’m so entrenched in this that I can’t stop. It’s like Michael Corleone in The Godfather, Part III. Just when I thought I was out … they pull me back in.

As always, thanks to Mike and Jim for filling in this season. We’ll see how AIX goes…

AIIX recap, Finalists x 3 (05/18/10)

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Did you catch that motion? That was me doing the 2 handed chicken dance wave, saying “buh bye” to Big Mike.

Usually this is a big night, as they normally show the contestants in their home towns. But since it’s only an hour show and the producer doesn’t know how to keep it on time, they showed very little of the hometown stuff. And none for poor Lee. I guess they might not love him in Mount Prospect, IL, but the country sure loves him.

Per usual, the contestant sings a song of his choice and the judges pick a song for him. It’ll be short and sweet this week.

01 – Casey, OK, It’s Alright With Me (Eric Hutchinson)
What annoyed me the most about this song (more than I didn’t know this song, nor the artist) was the fact that Casey went with the pastel flower shirt under a cobalt blazer. Really? Didn’t know this song at all. Randy didn’t think it quite worked. Ellen wished he’d have brought it. Kara thought it is hard to pick a song that not everybody knows. Simon thought it would have no lasting effect on the audience. Casey wasn’t horrible tonight, but he definitely missed his opportunity to shine tonight.

02 – Crystal, Come To My Window (Melissa Etheridge)
I’m torn on the harmonica for Crystal. I think it sounds cool, but the fact that she plays it with that neck brace thing just reminds me of Joan Cusack’s character on “Sixteen Candles” and the part of the movie where she’s trying to (unsuccessfully) get a drink of water from the fountain. I thought this song really represented Crystal well. Folksy, but it did pale a bit in comparison to the original. Randy didn’t love the arrangement, but loved the vocals. Ellen thought it was in her comfort zone and thought Melissa would be proud. Kara thought she got a little lost in the arrangement. Simon didn’t think it was a stunning version of the song, but admired her for not compromising who she is as an artist. I think Crystal’s been better, but she was way better than Casey.

03 – Lee, Simple Man (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
I don’t know that much about Lynyrd Skynyrd, but I do remember a scene in Beavis and Butthead when there’s a guy in the audience of a concert that always yells, “play some Skynyrd, man.” Great song choice for Lee, although I might have thought maybe some Hootie and the Blowfish for him? Randy thought it was a great song choice too. Ellen complimented him for taking the competition seriously. Kara thought this song showed us everything that he’s got and gave round one to Lee. Simon thought the song choice was absolutely on the money and thought he crushed the other 2. Lee really has come into his own in the competition. I really dig his voice. I think he may win the whole thing.

04 – Casey, Daughters (John Mayer)
This was chosen by Randy and Kara for Casey. I like this song, but not the arrangement that Casey did. I thought he sounded a bit breathy on this and also got goaty on me again. Although my wife Kristin said that anything he sings will sound like a goat. Good point. Randy thought it fit him like a glove. Ellen thought it was beautiful. Kara thought it showed his more artistic side. Simon thought it was a lazy arrangement (finally someone with some sense!). If you go by tonight’s performances, Casey should go. Like I said before, he wasn’t horrible, but he didn’t help himself out either.

05 – Crystal, Maybe I’m Amazed (Paul McCartney)
Ellen chose this for Crystal and it worked out for both of them. Crystal went home to Elleston, OH, which is by Toledo (not Cleveland or Columbus; I mistakenly assumed she was from a town outside C-Bus). This song was a bit odd because she didn’t change the genders of the lyrics. I guess, rhythmically, it may have made it awkward. But she sure sounded soulful, and not folksy on this one. Which wasn’t a bad thing. And she sang without an instrument. Maybe since she used 2 on the first song, you can only average 1 instrument per song? Randy thought it was a great song. She had great vocals and she’s in it to win it. Ellen said, “you did it.” Kara thought she showed parts of her voice we’ve never heard. Simon said that she’s got soul and that maybe (not maybe!) she’ll be thanking Ellen for putting her in the final. Crystal should make the finals and it would be quite an interesting finale with her and Lee. Those 2 were definitely the strongest throughout the season.

06 – Lee, Hallelujah (Leonard Cohen)
Simon picked this out for Lee. The one thing that stood out for me was that they didn’t show anything for Lee in his hometown. He just showed us the song on his phone from the airplane. I wonder what happened that they wouldn’t show a little footage? We’ve heard this song before (Jason Castro did a nice version, but Tim Urban massacred it earlier this season), but not like Lee sings it tonight. My wife Kristin thought this was the best performance of the season so far. Lee should cruise to the finals. Randy called it unbelievable. Ellen called it stunning. Kara thought he owned the entire night. Simon was very proud of him. Lee’s kind of the sign of the times for American Idol. He’s been very good this year, but he’s not flawless. He’s always had a great tone to his voice, but he never hits ALL the notes. He was a dark horse at first, but now might be the frontrunner. If Lee wins, it may be the point where AI “jumps the shark.” Although some may argue that Kris Allen winning already did that. Lee should be safe tomorrow.

Finalists: Lee, Crystal

Off: Casey

AIIX recap, Finalists x 4 (05/11/10)

2010-05-11T23:19:00.001-07:00

Movie song night tonight, with Jamie Foxx as the mentor. I like Jamie Foxx as an actor and singer, but I don’t think he’s a very good mentor. At all. Especially coming off the heels of the best mentor (Connick, Jr) since Barry Manilow. Loved Jamie in “Ray,” but also in “Dreamgirls.” And actually liked him as Willie Beamen in “Any Given Sunday” too. Looking at Jamie with his head shaved and goatee, he looks a bit like Chad Ochocinco too.

01 – Lee, Kiss From a Rose (Seal, “Batman Forever”)
Looking at the Batman franchise, there have been quite a few movies out there. I remember the first one with Jack Nicholson as the Joker. It was the “in” thing to get chosen to be a villain in those movies for awhile. But then I just lost interest. I think I saw “Batman & Robin” but haven’t seen any of the Christian Bale as Batman movies. I hear “The Dark Knight” is good, but haven’t gotten around to seeing it yet. This performance for Lee reminded me of the old Lee. The one who had nice tone and was pitchy, but didn’t sizzle. He ended the song well though. Don’t think he changed the song up much. Randy thought he was pitchy in spots and did nothing with the song. Ellen wished he would’ve done more with the song. Kara thought that was one of the most difficult songs to sing. Simon thought it was verging on karaoke. Lee wasn’t great tonight and is probably on the bubble tomorrow night.

02 – Big Mike, Will You Be There (Michael Jackson, “Free Willy”)
Can I just say that I hate the two handed Chicken Dance wave that Mike does? Mike said it was a goal of his last year to make the top 3 so that he could go home (to St. Petersburg, FL). I hope he goes home via the voting… I thought Mike was okay tonight. I don’t think gospel is his strong suit. Randy thought it sounded like an R&B artist doing gospel. Ellen thought it was weird that his goal was to be in the top 3 when his goal should be to win it all. Kara said she wanted goosebumps but he didn’t deliver them tonight. Simon was confused on the whole “Free Willy” concept. I don’t know if they’ll have a bottom 2 (instead of 3) tomorrow night. I think Mike’s in the bottom 2.

Duet – Lee & Crystal, Falling Slowly (Glen Hansard & Marketa Irglova, “Once”)
Best original song at the 2008 Oscars, although there was some controversy about its (my wife Kristin proofreads these things and I had put “it’s” instead of “its” here; that’s the one grammatical error that I always get wrong) eligibility for the award because it had been performed and released prior to the release of the movie, “Once.” I thought Lee and Crystal sounded very good together. They harmonized like Troy and Gabriella (you have to have kids to get that reference). Actually this song reminded me of a Peter Cetera duet (you pick the accompanying artist; Amy Grant, Cher, Chaka Khan, Crystal Bernard). I think I mentioned this before, but I once saw Crystal Bernard at a Bulls game. Tiger Woods was there. And we put him up on the big board to honor his first win at The Masters. But Crystal Bernard was there with Taylor Dayne (who had sung the National Anthem at the game). Taylor Dayne’s Greatest Hits is a great CD. You know you’re getting old when all of your favorite CDs are Greatest Hits compilations! Back to the duet at hand. Randy thought that could be a hit right now. Ellen dubbed them the next Captain and Tennille. Kara called that one of her favorite moments of the season. Simon called it a fantastic song. This really made Lee shine, especially on the heels of his lackluster solo performance. Crystal called Lee her “musical crush.” This was good tonight.

03 – Casey, Mrs. Robinson (Simon & Garfunkel, “The Graduate”)
Hello again, Mr. Gladstone… This whole production was offputting to me. Casey played the 8-string “ukulele” and sat on an island away from the main stage. I hate it when contestants (not artists) sing either behind the judges or on the island. Randy joked that the song was about Kara, but also didn’t think he changed it up at all. Ellen wished he had a big boy guitar, but liked how he changed it up. He did change it up. It was like Goat Boy singing Mrs. Robinson. Kara thought this was an example of Casey fighting to stay in the competition. Simon didn’t think this song had the substance for such a big night in the competition. He thought it was lazy and could’ve made more of an impact. Evidently I don’t give Casey the credit he deserves for his guitar work. I’ll tell you this though. He bugs me less than Big Mike. So I hope he stays tomorrow night!

04 – Crystal, I’m Alright (Kenny Loggins, “Caddyshack”)
This was right in Crystal’s wheelhouse tonight. She changed the song up to her folksy, bluesy style. I’ve probably written this before, but Kenny Loggins (as you know) was the king of the soundtracks in the ‘80s (Caddyshack, Footloose, Over The Top, Top Gun). A while back I was on an airplane listening to the inflight channels and the spotlight artist was Kenny Loggins. In his interviews between songs, he said that he was ashamed of that period of his music, because he felt he sold out. If that’s the case, the ‘90s version of Kenny would be “Smashmouth.” Anyway, Crystal was good tonight. Better than she’s been in the last few weeks. I hope she’s gotten back on track for good now. Because now it’s “winning time!” Randy said she definitely was an artist tonight (Jamie had t-shirts for the singers. Either you were a “contestant” or an “artist.”). Ellen thought she took that song and made it better. Kara kept calling her an artist. Simon said she’s back in the game. I think Crystal’s the only one that should be safe tomorrow. She should pack her bags (the AI tradition is for the final 3 to go back to their respective hometowns) and get ready to return to Ohio. I thought (assumed, maybe) that she was from Columbus, but the AI website says she’s from Elliston, OH which is way up by Toledo.

Duet – Casey & Mike, Have You Ever Really Loved A Woman (Bryan Adams, “Don Juan DeMarco”)
When my wife Kristin first heard this song, she said she wished Casey sang this for his solo. And of course, Casey & Mike sang the song on the walkway behind the judges (taking deep breaths, counting slowly to 10). All four contestants/artists played their guitars in the duets tonight. Interesting. I thought Casey was good and Mike just okay (his falsetto was flat at the end) in this song. Randy thought this was a nice one. Ellen joked that “yes, as a matter of fact, I have loved a woman.” Funny stuff. Kara thought the duets were better than all the solos. Simon said they were a million times better than the solos.

Overall it was an okay night tonight. It amazes me how the duets could be better than the solos. You’d think that the duets would be hard to pull off in so little time.

Bottom 2: Big Mike, Casey

Going home: all 4 (one for good and the other 3 as part of the Final 3 gig)

Going home for good: Big Mike

AIIX recap, Finalists x 5 (05/04/10)

2010-05-04T23:35:00.001-07:00

Mild shocker that Siobhan is gone. Makes me wonder if the judges are second thinking that save of Big Mike. I really think Siobhan is better than Mike and I wish the judges would’ve had the save available for her last week. But she is a bit (okay, a lot) off center and maybe that’s why she didn’t get more votes. And she did sort of peak with her huge note on that Aretha song. Bygones…

Sinatra night tonight with Harry Connick, Jr as the mentor. Actually he’s not only the mentor, but he’s also composing the arrangements for them too. Now that’s dedication. Harry gets a little jab in at Shania saying there’s no way she’d be putting this much time in for the contestants. Everyone’s wearing black tux jackets tonight and Harry wears a black knit tie (circa the ‘80s) with his. Seeing Harry & Seacrest together reminds me of the movie “Twins” with Arnold and Danny DeVito. One cool thing that I noticed about Harry was how he had the video monitor with his sheet music on it. Technologically speaking, it makes a ton of sense. Instead of turning pages, the digital music can be advanced like a teleprompter.

P.S., I’m so glad they only did one song a piece again this week. I’m guessing they’ll up it to 2 each next week. Oh joy, 2 Big Mike “performances.”

01 – Aaron, Fly Me To The Moon
Haley Joel Osment alert! Aaron was okay tonight, but this was a little out of his element. He wasn’t horrible, but I think he was just okay too. Randy thought he did a real good job. Ellen said the piano was pitchy (dig #1 on Harry) and liked that she didn’t hear any country in Aaron’s voice. Kara thought it was good, but not as strong as last week. She also said he needs more charisma up there, especially in Sinatra week. Simon said Frank was the King of Cool (and he got a handkerchief monogrammed “FAS” from his daughters) and if Frank was a lion, Aaron was a mouse. He still thinks the public likes Aaron though. I think Aaron’s in the bottom 2 tomorrow, but I think he makes it through.

02 – Casey, Blue Skies
This week was clearly trouble for Casey, mostly because he can’t hide behind his guitar up there. And it showed. I thought something was wrong with his vocals and the judges skewered him for it. Randy thought it was pitchy and that it was his worst performance yet. Ellen thought it was a bad idea to have a piano up there (dig #2). And thought Casey felt stiff up there. Kara said at least he held a note tonight, but then said he sounded like a lamb (get it right, Kara. It’s a GOAT!) and he needs to work on his vibrato. Simon thought the band was great, but Casey was not fantastic. And that he looked embarrassed and awkward on stage. If you base it on tonight’s performance, Casey should go tomorrow night.

03 – Crystal, Summer Wind
Mama Sox looked pretty classy up there in her black mermaid-like dress, until you see her back tat from the rear. I thought she was good tonight, but not as memorable as we’ve seen her in the past. Randy thought it was subdued and sleepy. Ellen wished she loosened up a little bit more. Kara thought she was out of her element tonight, but liked her phrasing. Simon thought it felt indulgent. He went on to say that she’s had 2 okay weeks in a row and that she needs to be in it to win (Minute To Win It? Have you seen that show? We love it in our household) and he expects better. I kind of agree with Simon. Crystal’s been skating through and she has not knocked it out of the park the last 2 weeks. I think she’ll make it through and I hope she delivers next week. I still think she’s the favorite to win it all (I think I just jinxed her).

04 – Michael, The Way You Look Tonight
When I heard he was singing this song, I cringed. This song has been covered so much that it’s really hard to recreate it. My favorite version of this song is Alan Silvestri’s arrangement that Steve Tyrell sang on the soundtrack from “Father of the Bride.” There’s also the Tony Bennett version on “My Best Friend’s Wedding,” but the “Father of the Bride” one is by far my favorite. Many have redone this song, Harry included. So there was a lot to live up to for Michael. And I already don’t like Big Mike. Harry’s advice was to sing this song to his girl. And I most definitely did NOT think he was singing to her, but rather pompously performing like he always does. I thought it was indulgent and grandstanding. But then again, I’m jaded. Of course, the judges LOVED it. Randy thought it was an unbelievable arrangement and unbelievable vocals. Ellen noticed that he seemed to be the most comfortable up on stage. Kara said he didn’t lose himself in the song. Simon thought it all just clicked. I just can’t stand the guy anymore. Looks like he’ll be safe tomorrow, which will bum me out. Bygones.

05 – Lee, That’s Life
Harry had fun with Lee (actually he joked with all of the contestants), saying that his wife (former Victoria’s Secret model Jill Goodacre) loves him. And calls him a new and improved version of himself. Randy thought it was another great arrangement (Harry was great, but the judges are going overboard slapping him on the back) and liked that Lee stayed his rocker self. Ellen was distracted by Harry’s organ (3rd and last dig on Harry) and said that if tonight was the last performance, Lee would’ve won it all. Kara thinks Lee can win it all and wants him to believe it too. Simon thought Harry brought Lee’s personality and confidence. And that it was the best of the night. Lee owes Harry something fierce! Lee should be safe tomorrow.

Bottom two: Casey, Aaron

Off: Casey

AIIX recap, Finalists x 6 (04/27/10)

2010-04-27T23:05:00.001-07:00

Tim is gone! Although I didn’t see it. Seriously, 24 minutes over? I set my DVR for 10 minutes past. 24? Ridiculous. My DVR cut out as they started talking to Elton John. Didn’t get to see Tim go, but I hear they didn’t have him sing again.

Did anyone else notice how horrible some of the acts sounded live? Thought the Black Eyed Peas sounded rough.

This week is Shania Twain week. She sure has aged, but it’s nice to see that she hasn’t enhanced herself to keep her from aging (or maybe she has but it’s not overly noticeable to me). She reminds me a bit of Jaclyn Smith. So this is kinda country week, but Shania was such a crossover artist that maybe the contestants are getting a free pass this week. And I’m definitely getting a free pass, as usually when they get down to 6, the contestants sing 2 songs each. What a treat to only hear 6 songs!

01 – Lee, You’re Still The One
Can’t emphasize enough how much I enjoy listening to Lee’s voice. He can sing any song and it will sound different because of that voice. Randy thought he did a pretty good job. Ellen echoed my take by saying every song he sings, he makes it his own (referring to his voice). Kara thinks he’s come a long way since the start of the show and Simon thought it was absolutely the perfect song out of Shania’s catalog for him. I liked Lee tonight and think he should be safe tomorrow.

02 – Michael, It Only Hurts When I’m Breathing
I didn’t know this song, but in the Idol Chatter recaps it says it’s from the movie Up. I know Up was a pretty good movie and did well with the critics, but I didn’t really like it that much. I had no idea what it was about but it was more serious (and scary) than I imagined. My kids hated it. Add to the fact that we paid for it to be in 3D and it wasn’t in 3D and I was really put off. When Big Mike sings, it always reminds me of the scene in “Coming to America” when the big bodyguard sings at Eddie Murphy’s wedding ceremony a cappella. You just don’t expect that voice to come out of that big guy. And my wife Kristin always mentions Nell Carter when he sings. Randy thinks he hit his zone. Ellen thought it felt like Luther Vandross. Kara likes how he always connects to his songs. Simon called it “wet,” which didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And I think Big Mike’s wife owns stock in a sparkly eye shadow company. Regardless of the judges comments, I think Mike is in the bottom 3 tomorrow.

03 – Casey, Don’t
Didn’t know this song. Thought Casey did a good job with it, but I wasn’t wowed like some of the judges were. Randy thought it was one of the best Casey James performances. Ellen thought it was his best to date. Simon thought it was his best performance so far and suggested he give Shania a big kiss, which he did. Way to hook him up, Simon! I thought it was good, but not great. Seems like he’ll be safe tomorrow. But who knows?

04 – Crystal, No One Needs To Know
This performance went country to the opposite extreme. Instead of crossing over, Crystal went Emmet Otter’s Jug Band on us. Does anyone remember Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas? Came out in 1977, right about the same time we got cable in Watsonville. I remember it being on HBO. I may get that for our kids next Christmas! I also remember “Not Necessarily The News” and the “sniglets” for some reason. I thought this was an okay song, but it clearly meant something to her (her boyfriend was in the audience). I’m guessing the lyrics suggest that she’s ready to get married but her boyfriend isn’t. She’s planning things, but no one needs to know right now. Interesting… Randy was glad that someone did an actual country version of a Shania song. Ellen said it was not her favorite performance, but likened it to your least favorite color of the rainbow (which I guess is still good). Kara said it is impossible for Crystal to not be good. Simon got to the point (which the others danced around) and said “we didn’t like Crystal tonight.” Crystal may be in the bottom 3 tomorrow. I just hope she gets through this week. It was one of her weakest weeks, but she’s still the best in the competition. How sad would it be if she got voted off tomorrow and the judges don’t have the save left because they wasted it on Big Mike? I hope that doesn’t happen…

05 – Aaron, You’ve Got A Way
I was like, I know this song. And my wife Kristin said you better remember it. It’s on our wedding video! I honestly didn’t know this was a Shania Twain song. But I do love this song. My kids started watching our wedding video a few years back (and we’d get the questions like, “why aren’t we in the video?”). And they also don’t recognize their uncle Kevin (Kristin’s younger brother). He’s a drummer and has dreds down to his butt now. In our wedding video he has short black hair. He kinda looks a bit like Troy Polamalu now. Anyway, Aaron sang it well, except for 1, maybe a few, sour notes. Randy thought this was in his wheelhouse. Ellen thought the emotion and depth were there. Kara noted that he changed a line about making love. And Aaron explained that he was singing to his mother (and that made my wife Kristin cry a little). Simon thought it was sincere and believable. Here comes a shocker. I think Aaron’s gone tomorrow. A country singer getting booted on country week. Believe it.

06 – Siobhan, Any Man Of Mine
What was Siobhan wearing tonight? Didn’t really dig the floral dress/mini and that leather upper lederhosen thing going on. And my wife Kristin hated her spider necklace (she’s afraid of bugs). Randy loved it, especially the whole punk-country thing. Kara said she’s back. Simon doesn’t like country, but liked that song. I still believe Siobhan is safe tomorrow, especially since they gave her the pimp (last) spot.

Overall, I love Shania Twain, but I never like country week. I’m sort of glad they did it with only the final 6 so that I didn’t have to endure more country than necessary. I was a bit bored by the whole week. I’m hoping it picks up next week (and that Crystal is safe!).

Bottom 3: Aaron, Big Mike, Casey

Off: Aaron

AIIX recap, Finalists x 7 (04/20/10)

2010-04-20T22:41:00.001-07:00

So I was partly right last week. Andrew off and Katie in bottom 3. Missed Big Mike being in bottom 3 and Tim not. Totally fine with both of those being voted off. Now to get Tim and Big Mike off…

Songs of Inspiration week with Alicia Keys as the mentor. How good looking is Alicia Keys? And she looks so different with her different hair styles. Her intro showed like 7 different looks. She’s a little like pre-whack job Whitney in her chameleon-like appearances. Alicia reminds me a little bit of the older sister in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Hilary, played by Karyn Parsons). What ever happened to her? She was in “Class Act” with Kid n Play (although they weren’t Kid and Play in that movie) and “Major Payne” with Damon Wayans, but not much on her bio after that. And of course we’re hit over the head that tomorrow night is an elimination and Idol Gives Back. Set your DVRs to go long, as Seacrest thinks they might. They went over tonight too. Luckily I was watching it live.

01 – Casey James, Don’t Stop (Fleetwood Mac)
So last week I got a note from Connie Carrillo that she was watching AI with her anti AI husband and when Casey came on, he asked “why is he singing like Goat Boy (from Saturday Night Live)?” Lovely. I mentioned to my wife Kristin tonight that he really sounds like Huey Lewis (and sang “Power of Love” a few weeks ago) and she quickly replied with, Huey Lewis with a fast vibrato. And she even added that at the end of the song he sang “baaaaaaaack.” Dude can’t get a break around here! I said stop kidding… Anyway, Randy thought it was good, but not his best. Ellen thought the guitar playing was good but he’s been consistently good, but not great. Kara thought this was just “jam band,” and he made himself like everyone else. Simon thought it was a lazy song choice, with zero emotion and no originality. Casey could be in trouble for the first time tomorrow night.

02 – Lee DeWyze, The Boxer (Simon & Garfunkel)
I didn’t know this song, but my wife Kristin did and she kept doing this exploding sound during the la la la part and it startled me! I thought she was having a Tourette’s outburst. Regardless of me knowing this song or not, I thought Lee was really good tonight. Randy called him (Lee) a great artist. Ellen thought it was a beautiful song choice. Kara thought he had a moment tonight and complimented him on connecting with the song. Simon joked that even though they were only 2 singers in, it was the best of the night. He called it sincere, emotional and inspirational and mentioned that it could have been written a week ago. My wife Kristin kept waiting for one of the judges to say that he made the song “current,” and Simon didn’t disappoint. I think Lee should be safe tomorrow night.

03 – Tim Urban, Better Days (Goo Goo Dolls)
My wife Kristin thought Tim was extremely pitchy tonight. And one thing that she’s noticed is that when the former Idols come back, they get to wear those ear thingys that allows them to hear their voice better and usually cuts down on the pitchyness. What’s the downside of letting the contestants use them? They get better songs and less pitchy? Where’s the downside there? My wife Kristin (who was on a roll tonight) said Tim could be wearing those ear thingys and we wouldn’t know because he rocks that ‘70s haircut over the ears. Does he hang out with Eric, Kelso & Fez? But the sad part is, even if he was wearing those ear thingys he was still pitchy tonight. Randy thought it was just okay karaoke. Ellen called him the Soup of the Day and sometimes she likes it, but today she didn’t. Kara didn’t think the execution was the best tonight. Simon thought it was a let down from the last few weeks. My wife Kristin can’t believe the judges didn’t call him out for being pitchy. I actually think the judges aren’t being overly critical of Tim right now because I think they think the voters become more sympathetic to him when he’s judged harshly. My wife Kristin also called him this season’s Sanjaya. Ouch. Tim should be in the bottom 3 tomorrow.

04 – Aaron Kelly, I Believe I Can Fly (R. Kelly)
There’s a joke here somewhere. Young kid singing an R. Kelly song… When I think of this song, I think of 2 things. Space Jam and Glen Rice. Glen Rice used to sing this song before every game while he was with the Charlotte Hornets. He averaged 26.8 points per game that year (1996-97) and was the NBA All-Star Game MVP. And he looks like a taller version of Tony Gwynn. Back to Aaron. He’s got a real nice tone to his voice but I have a feeling that he’s too inexperienced (vocally) to succeed in this competition. His singing, tone and stage presence have improved tremendously throughout, but I have the feeling he doesn’t know music well enough to change things up and make songs original. Regardless of that deficiency, he will probably make a pretty good commercial artist though, as you don’t have to change things up and sing covers of songs. He’ll sing whatever original songs he has and will sing them well. Randy thought he picked a giant song and did okay with it. Ellen thought it was a tough song but he handled it well. Kara thought he got there by the end of the song. Simon would have turned the song off if he heard it on the radio, but said because Aaron was singing it (and everyone likes Aaron), it sounded better than it actually was. I think Aaron is safe tomorrow, but his ceiling is top 4.

05 – Siobhan Magnus, When You Believe (Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey duet)
I have to tell you, I was so distracted by Siobhan’s dress/outfit tonight. She looked like a fairy or a cast member from A Midsummer’s Night Dream. Beautiful dress, but the butterflies on the straps and the laces up her calves were a bit overwhelming. But that’s Siobhan. And that’s what I like about her. She’s not afraid to take on a Whitney song. Or a Mariah song. Or (gulp) a Whitney/Mariah duet. Siobhan did an admirable job with the song, but comparing to the original, it probably fell a bit short. Randy thought she picked the toughest song and did just okay. Ellen called it a confirmation of why she’s on the show. Kara thought it was sung technically well, but it sounded too much like a musical. Simon didn’t like the arrangement and mistook her butterflies for leaves. I think Siobhan might be in trouble tomorrow night. Probably not off, but maybe in the bottom 3.

06 – Michael Lynche, Hero (Chad Kroeger)
I didn’t know this song, but when he said he was singing “Hero,” I was wondering if it was Mariah Carey’s version or Enrique Iglesias’ and I was wrong on both accounts. I actually thought the song sounded like Seal’s “A Kiss from a Rose.” Anyway, wearing black tonight, Big Mike looked like the Michelin Man. He’s so enormous. Randy thought he held his own. Ellen said great job. It was not Kara’s favorite song and in parts it was unrecognizable to her. Simon thought he sang it well, but it felt artificial to him. I haven’t been on Mike’s bandwagon for quite sometime and I’m not boarding now. I think he’s in trouble tomorrow and won’t be saved it he goes.

07 – Crystal Bowersox, People Get Ready (Curtis Mayfield)
Wow. Crystal started a cappella and kept going. The only thing that bothered us was her mic stand. Then we found out at the end of the song that the mic stand was an antique that she’s used every performance until Idol. Crystal was in another world tonight. And she broke down and cried on the last notes of the song. She said later that it was because she saw her dad in the crowd and it was his first time at the show. Randy gave her a standing O. Ellen said she’s never looked so beautiful. Kara thanked her for singing without an instrument and said she took it to another level. Simon said she sang it fantastically and that she was in a different class tonight. And in the final recap of the singers, they showed Crystal singing the last words of the song and not crying. Lazy producers cut that from the rehearsals. I feel cheated somehow. Crystal should win this thing, but the best singer doesn’t always win. She’s already showed enough to have a successful career after this regardless.

Bottom 3: Tim, Michael, Casey

Off tomorrow: Tim

AIIX recap, Finalists x 9A (04/13/10)

2010-04-13T23:13:00.000-07:00

So they saved Big Mike last week. Shocking. I can’t believe that they used the save so early on. What if Crystal or Lee or Siobhan or Casey get booted in the next few weeks? I’m just not a fan of Michael’s. And what was up with all the instrumental accompaniments last week? A didgeridoo? Huh? I guess Ellen was able to get away with playing it on her show because she’s so manly… It really would be funny if Seacrest wore one of her outfits for one of the shows. But then that would be funny and that would go against all that is Seacrest.

So now instead of a Finalists x 8, you get a Finalists x 9A. And a double (ohhh) elimination tomorrow. Elvis Presley night tonight as the contestants go to Vegas and on the set of “Viva Elvis,” a Cirque du Soleil show at the ARIA hotel. Adam Lambert was the mentor this week, making him the first former contestant to be a mentor.

01 – Crystal Bowersox, Saved
She asked Adam if she should go with the acoustic or electric guitar and he recommended the electric. Crystal had a good time with this tonight, although she looked like a misguided girl scout, with a brown leather vest, floral print pants and a guitar strap that looked like a badge sash. And missing teeth and dreds. I was bummed that she went first tonight, as the first performance almost always gets lost in the shuffle at the end of the night. Randy liked her energy and called it dope (was he in “Bell Biv Devoe” too because I think they were the last people to utter that word). Ellen thought it was fantastic. Kara called it another solid performance and liked that it was up tempo. Simon liked that it didn’t fall into the karaoke trap that the Elvis theme will bring. Crystal is the only singer (and maybe Siobhan, although she’s been in a little rut lately) that I look forward to every week. I’d be shocked if she didn’t win this thing, but I’ve been wrong before. She’s safe tomorrow.

02 – Andrew Garcia, Hound Dog
Adam’s advice was that it was too boring and to make it more up tempo. Andrew came out with no guitar and also with no advice taken to heart. He didn’t change it up and kept it boring and dreary throughout. He sang behind the judges again this week, which really annoys me. The stage isn’t big enough to sing on it? You have to go into the crowd or behind the judges? Maybe he just didn’t want to sing and look at the disinterested faces of the judges. Randy called it not good karaoke. Ellen thought he pulled it off (pulled what off?). Kara didn’t think he owned it and used the mike as his crutch. Simon called it lazy and thought his coolness has been sucked out of him. What can I say? Andrew’s been horrible and the only reason he’s still around is because he has such a huge Internet/You Tube/Facebook following. The problem is that there are so many others that aren’t good either that he slides through every week. Andrew deserves to be gone tomorrow.

03 – Tim Urban, Can’t Help Falling In Love
Boy has this song been covered a lot. My two favorite versions are Corey Hart’s (from 1987) and Like the Tins (a folk version, on the “Some Kind of Wonderful” soundtrack; which is funny because I said Turban looks like Eric Stoltz from this same movie). Before the song, Seacrest was in the audience with his mom, who looked strangely like Cindy McCain and had a First Lady-like outfit on to boot. We let our kids stay up tonight since they don’t have school tomorrow and my wife Kristin was out at Bunko. Jared said that Tim looks like Luke Skywalker. Tim did his song with a guitar on a stool behind the judges table. Another singer behind the judges. I really wonder if the contestants conspire and do things together (like all the musical accompaniments and singing behind the judges)? I dozed off during this song (kidding). But it was a bit dreary. Tim reminds me of Jason Castro, minus the talent. Randy actually liked it. Ellen compared Tim to taking shots of tequila. Kara called it her favorite Tim performance ever (which cleverly wasn’t saying much). Simon said he went from zero to hero in 2 weeks. I actually don’t think Tim is getting better, he’s just not as bad as he’s been. As “good” as he was tonight, he still should be in the bottom tomorrow, if not one of the two gone.

04 – Lee DeWyze, A Little Less Conversation
Adam’s advice was to smile more and connect with the audience, as he’s not in the studio; he needs to perform. I’ve really come to like Lee over the course of the show. His voice is awesome. And he chose to sing on a stool, but in front of the judges (style points in my book). Real good performance tonight. I think he’s becoming a bit more comfortable in front of the audience and the judges. Randy said he’s definitely in the zone. Ellen said he made the song current. Kara said she’s never seen him go for it vocally like he did tonight. Simon called him on the money. Lee should be safe tomorrow. I like him to go to the final four, if not farther.

05 – Aaron Kelly, Blue Suede Shoes
I really like Aaron (and my daughter Kacey likes him too), but I just didn’t get it tonight. He has a great voice and nice control (especially in the second part of the song), but there was a disconnect for me. It wasn’t authentic or believable for me. Randy said the half time fit his voice better. Ellen didn’t think he got all the way there. Kara said it was out of his comfort zone and she liked it. Simon thought it was karaoke and out of a high school concert. I agree with Simon. Still, I don’t think it’s Aaron’s time to go yet.

06 – Siobhan Magnus, Suspicious Minds
Siobhan’s outfit was incredible tonight. She had a Sheena Easton hairdo, but reminded me of a female version of Jon Cryer’s character “Duckie” in “Pretty in Pink.” Her white outfit looked a little like the outfit that got red wine spilled on it in “Can’t Buy Me Love.” Her white outfit also had lightning bolts on it, which made me think of the “Greased Lightning” dream sequence in “Grease” too. Just odd, but that’s Siobhan. Randy liked the Supremes-ish intro, but though it came alive in the second part. Ellen also liked the second part better. Kara was getting confused with the 2 voices of Siobhan. Simon thought the first part was terrible and that she was very erratic. I actually liked the first part, but didn’t like what she did in the second half (slowing it down). Made it different, but I thought it lacked continuity. Regardless, I still like Siobhan but I think she’s lost some of her mojo the last few weeks. She should be safe tomorrow.

07 – Michael Lynche, In The Ghetto
How about the shot at Brian Dunkleman that Seacrest took? He was announcing that next week will be Idol Gives Back and that it would be shot at 2 different locations and Dunkleman would be at the Pasadena site. Psyche. Big Mike (lucky to be back) chose this song at Siobhan’s suggestion. Didn’t know it was pronounced “get-toe.” Randy thought it was hot. Ellen was glad they saved him. Kara said he sang it well. Simon said it was a million times better than last week. I’m guessing Michael will be safe tomorrow, but he could go at any time now.

08 – Katie Stevens, Baby What You Want Me To Do
Katie had so much bling going on that I thought she raided a Claire’s. I thought she did okay, but she really bugs me. She’s another case of her not being all that great, but she’s not as bad as some of the others. I think top 5 is her ceiling and she should probably go before that. Randy liked her getting all sassy. Ellen said it was a very horny song (she had 5 horn players up on stage with her). Kara snapped her fingers and said she showed us judges. Simon called it loud and annoying. Ditto. Have you seen that Bud Light commercial where the guy is fawning over the new Bud Light cans and his girlfriend asks him what he likes about her and he can’t come up with anything (other than he likes all of her teeth). Then he asks her the same thing and she says he’s her soulmate and he says “ditto.” Well, this ditto was different than that one, but it’s just such a funny commercial. I think Katie might be in trouble tomorrow.

09 – Casey James, Lawdy Miss Clawdy
Didn’t really know this song. Thought Casey did well with it. He’s safe for the next few weeks, guaranteed. Randy didn’t think he saw anything different, but it was a solid performance. Ellen noted how comfortable he was in the sea of women (he performed the song stage right surrounded by the crowd). Kara thought it fell short of brilliance. Simon thought it was a wasted opportunity on a forgettable song. I was tired by the time this song came along (the perils of going first and last!). I know Casey will be safe tomorrow.

Bottom 3: Andrew, Tim, Katie

Two off: Andrew, Tim

AIIX recap, Finalists x 9 (04/06/10)

2010-04-09T13:39:00.000-07:00

Hello all

Mike Rico subbing for Jason today as our fearless recapper has been feeling under the weather… Rest up and get well, J...I felt last week was a big week for the show as it was the first time that everyone put a good show for the most part. I think it was a credit to both Usher, who gave great advice to the contestants on how to perform to the audience and also the theme of last week, which was R&B/Soul. I think this is a comfortable genre for many of the contestants and most of them found their groove.

The theme this week honors the partnership of John Lennon and Paul McCartney. Paul videotaped a message to the contestants that was a bit strange in an old man sort of way… My big memory of John Lennon, unfortunately, was Howard Cosell announcing on Monday Night Football that he had been shot…

AI did a Beatles tribute over two weeks a couple of years ago- I remember recapping one of those weeks. Some of the same songs will be performed this week. On the lighter side, the contestants will be describing their peers as we get another look into their personalities.

01 Aaron Kelly; The Long and Winding Road

First up is Aaron. We learn tonight that young Aaron is a wannabe jedi and loves to speak Yoda. Loves to speak Yoda, Aaron does. Everyone calls him their little brother. Tonight, he sings the slow-tempo The Long and Winding Road…

Ellen says it’s a big song to take on. A long and winding song at that… Simon asks him why he sang the song and Aaron, giving a long and winding answer, compares the song to his journey on Idol. Simon followed up by calling it very old fashioned. Kara says that while he’s been good, he needs to try for great and try something up-tempo next week.

Funny that he seems like such a kid in the puff pieces while he always tackles songs that are mature or complex in theme. This was a boring performance IMO by Aaron, who has started to grow on me these past weeks. He usually makes good song choices and he definitely knows what types of songs he wants to sing. It didn’t work tonight, but he should be safe.

02 Katie Stevens; Let It Be

While Aaron is everyone’s little brother, Katie is the little sister. She’s described as energetic and fun and she is known around camp for her “All the Single Ladies” dance. Tonight she sings one of their most popular songs.

Randy calls it her best performance ever. Ellen says it was amazing, an example of changing the song just enough and not too much. Simon says she took his advice and paid off- she was better because it sounded more country.

I’ve liked Katie throughout and thought she gets picked on a little too much by the judges. She’s almost a novelty act, though; a voice so mature in a teenager. I think she fits well in R&B and disagree with Simon wanting her to sing country… Tonight is sort of her breakthrough night, which is not surprising as she sings a song that is about 40 years old, which is a good way to describe myself and Jason… Hopefully, this can lead to bigger and better things for Katie.

03 Andrew Garcia; Can’t Buy Me Love

We see Andrew as crazy and goofy. Big Mike calls him his PIC – Partner-In-Crime while Lee calls him his buddy and feels like he’s one of his friends from back home.

Randy says it was a solid performance, but a little corny for him. Ellen says she loved it; a perfect choice for him. Simon says the band overpowered Andrew and it was a bad arrangement. He also agreed that it was corny. Kara says she wants to love it, but wants to see more from him.

Andrew had been getting progressively worse until last week where he turned the tide with a very good performance. I didn’t know until my niece told me, but Andrew already had a nice following before American Idol on Youtube, so he has kind of a built-in fan base. This may explain why he is still on the show at this point… Tonight was just okay for me and I agreed with most of the judges in that it didn’t work even though it was somewhat entertaining. When it’s good, it’s great for Andrew- everything else is disappointing so far.

04 Michael Lynche; Eleanor Rigby

It is unanimous from the contestants that Big Mike is the big ol’ teddy bear. Katie had a funny line when she recalled being on the same plane out to Los Angeles- when Michael walked into the cabin, she told her mom, “the Incredible Hulk is boarding our plane.” An interesting tidbit is that he was part of a performing family that called themselves “The Lynche Mob”.

Randy says that it didn’t all work, but has shown enough artistry in the competition that he has the license to do what he wants. Ellen says Mike has so many sides to him and he thought it was incredible. Simon says he didn’t love it as much as the others. He thought it was theatrical and something you would hear in musicals. Kara says that his vocals were on fire and he was committed.

I love Big Mike the personality, but haven’t connected with his music for whatever reason. I know he’s been singing great, but the songs and performances don’t do it for me. Tonight was another example… I like the Beatles’ version of this song and I like Big Mike so it should be all good on paper, right? Still, I couldn’t get into it… Interesting to know that he performed in a family band as a kid. Between that and performing arts school, Mike is definitely at ease with himself in the spotlight.

05 Crystal Bowersox; Come Together

Crystal is known as Mamasox to the other contestants. Not just because she’s a mom, but she’s also kind and the nurturing type. She sings a crowd pleaser tonight.

Ellen remarks that she struggles for new ways to tell her how great she is- she loved it. Simon says her performance tonight is one that he can hear on the radio. Randy calls it a solid performance, but not her best performance. Kara says it’s one of her favorite performances, because she was sexy and playful and Kara thinks she’s been a little too serious in her past performances.

Like most everyone else, I look forward to Crystal’s performances every week. She rarely disappoints and she has another enjoyable performance, though it’s obvious she is having some voice issues because of a bug going around. The judges don’t even mention it as she has built up more than enough good faith in the competition… Bizarrely, the song started off with a didgeridoo. After the song, my wife kicked in with some didgeridoo 411 last night and informed me that in Australia, women are forbidden to play the didgeridoo. I don’t know the gender politics behind this, but apparently Ellen played the didgeridoo on her show and she was overwhelmed with emails and tweets about this no-no. Crystal was in compliance tonight by having a male play it and thankfully, this is the end of my “And Didgeridoo You Know” public service announcement.

06 Tim Urban; With All My Lovin’

This intro is all about Tim’s permanent smile and that Tim is an all around, happy person. Boring…

Kara says that his best performances are with guitar and it showed tonight. Ellen thought it was his second best performance since Hallelujah. Simon agreed he did really well with that song and he made it sound current. Suited his voice…

Tim is a guy that we fast forward at our house if he doesn’t bring it in the first 15 seconds. That said, I loved his Hallelujah performance and I liked this one as it was a perfect match for this upbeat song. Definitely in his wheelhouse. Tim is a nice enough guy, but I’m ready for him to go over the others at this point.

07 Casey James; Jealous Guy

Mike calls Casey the playboy of the group. They also talk about his golden, free-flowing locks and a very boisterous and distinctive laugh that can be heard across a room. Tonight, he sings a song I am not familiar with…

Ellen calls his performance heartfelt and his best performance to date. She said she was moved by it. Kara says he finally showed vulnerability. Very tasteful on acoustic and showed more depth and range. Simon says it was the best performance of the night.

It’s been a slow-rolling train, but Casey has won me over the last few weeks. He’s picked great songs as Kara has prodded her protégé to open up in his performances in her critiques and it’s paying off. He’s got a bluesy vibe and he does best in this element. I really like his performance tonight and he is picking up steam at the right time.

08 Siobhan Magnus; Across the Universe

This was a fun piece as Siobhan was called amazing and then amazingly weird. She was also called “the most interesting person I’ve ever met” by one of her peers (I forget who) which leads me to conclude that Siobhan doesn’t always drink beer, but when she does, it’s Dos Equis.

Randy called it sleepy, but he liked to see the tender side. The Dawg still loves her. Simon says she came back strong from last week, which he called a disaster. He likes that she is unpredictable.

After Mamasox, Siobhan is the most anticipated singer on the show each week for me. I’m always on board with her decisions, even though some work out better than others. Tonight, she sings a song that I remember well, but not too well. I agree with Randy, it was muy sleepy. She’ll gets a pass from me and I’ll hope for something better next week.

09 Lee DeWyze; Hey Jude

Turns out that Lee is the resident worrywart. “Dude, they hate me” he tells the gang each week and that he’ll be the one going home. The others also crack jokes about Lee and Andrew being BFFs and they end the piece by showing Lee & Andrew turning out the lights for bed like they are Bert & Ernie… Lee ends the party tonight by singing one of the Beatles’ all-time classics.

Kara says there were good moments and not good moments, but she likes the newfound confidence and it shows. Randy says another hot look for Lee and Ellen says she loved it. Simon says he didn’t like the bagpipes and though it was gimmicky.

I like Lee and I expect very good performances from him. During the song a guy with bagpipes walks down the stairs doing his thing and accompanies Lee on stage. This was contrived and Ellen made light of this random bagpipe sighting when she told Lee that it was great that he didn’t break stride on stage even though Mr. Bagpipes became separated from his parade. Ellen is money... Overall, not one of Lee’s best, but an enjoyable version at the least…

No really bad performances this week, just ones that were a bit off or uninspiring. Most of the fat has been trimmed off, so the cuts are going to start to hurt soon.

Deserved Bottom 3: Andrew Garcia, Aaron Kelly, Tim Urban

Actual Bottom 3: Katie Stevens, Andrew Garcia, Tim Urban

I think Tim goes home tonight although it was one of his better performances. Maybe wishful thinking on my part…

Enjoy the rest of the season with Jason. In case this is my last recap, it’s been a pleasure filling in for J over the years and I’m happy he let me do it. Thanks to everyone who has sent me emails along the way – they were appreciated. J

Rico out!

AIIX recap, Finalists x 10 (03/30/10)

2010-03-30T23:06:00.000-07:00

Wow, 2 for 2 for me so far. Paige really was horrible last week. Rumor’s that she “gave up” and wanted off the show.

So we had a major DVR screw up this week. We had 3 things scheduled to tape and because American Idol was recently added (I missed the first 2 episodes of the auditions and the “Pants on the Ground” audition), it had the least priority (behind “90210” and “Dancing With The Stars”). That being said, we missed the first 5 singers. Saw the capsules at the end, but that doesn’t do the performances justice.

Reading the Idol Chatter blog, it looks like Siobhan didn’t do so well (and took it hard backstage). It looks like they filmed the contestants right as they came off stage, which is odd to me. Casey James did well, as did Big Mike. Didi started crying (shocker) and Tim was Tim. He sang Anita Baker’s “Sweet Love?” Really, Tim?

Now on to the singers that I saw.

06 – Andrew, Forever (Chris Brown)
Wow. Andrew was better tonight than he’s been in a long time. This is what he needs to do. Stay acoustic. He really doesn’t have that strong of a voice, but if he keeps doing what he did tonight, he won’t be on such tenuous ground every Wednesday night. Randy said Andrew is back. Kara said it was one giant leap in the right direction. Simon said it was miles better than the last few weeks. I think this song bought him a few more weeks. And some much needed confidence. He should be safe tomorrow, but watch him go…

07 – Katie, Chain of Fools (Aretha Franklin)
I’m really perplexed by Katie. She has a voice that’s way older than her. But the judges keep wanting her to sound younger. And she’s got a bit of an attitude problem for me. I thought this version was a bit slow. She sang it okay and was pretty much in tune, but it didn’t wow me at all. Randy thought it was a bit disconnected. Ellen thought the vocals were great, but wanted a more current song. Kara thinks she found where she belongs (R&B/pop). Simon called it Star Search-y and thought Kara was wrong in her assessment of her genre. I agree. I think Katie is a “standards” type singer. They keep wanting to make her younger and more current, but I think she’s lost when she tries that. I hope Katie goes soon. Her or Tim.

08 – Lee, Treat Her Like A Lady (Cornelius Brothers)
Man, Lee was good tonight. My wife Kristin thinks this song finally showcased how strong his voice is. I agree with her, as he’s been choosing songs that have not shown off his voice. He was incredibly good tonight. His voice sounds like Creed or Nirvana to me. Randy called him unbelievable and the best he’d heard in weeks. Ellen called it the best of the night. Kara called it amazing (and it was amazing that she didn’t say a-MAZE-ing). Simon said this might be the night his life changed forever. I still don’t think Lee is going to win, but he may sneak up on us like Kris Allen did last year.

09 – Crystal, Midnight Train to Georgia (Gladys Knight & the Pips)
This song reminded us of “Man Vs. Food” as Adam Richman ate at Gladys Knight’s restaurant down in Atlanta. Chicken and waffles. I was a little upset that Crystal gave in to the judges and abandoned her guitar this week. This competition breeds that thinking. That you have to be different and change things up. If you do something well (and Crystal does), I think it’s a risk to mess with it. Luckily Crystal was still good on the piano and her singing is simply effortless. She is, hands down, my favorite singer of the competition. Siobhan is second, but I love me some Crystal. Randy name drops that he’s working on an album with Gladys. Ellen said she’s “never not good.” Kara was so glad that she took that risk. Simon basically slammed Kara and told Crystal to not get away from whom` she really is. I agree with Simon. If you sing well and play guitar well while doing it, do that. Crystal should be safe tomorrow.

10 – Aaron, Ain’t No Sunshine (Bill Withers)
My wife Kristin thought Aaron was better during his rehearsal with Usher. He did okay, but didn’t kill this song. He has been getting better the last few weeks though. Loved his leather zip up hoodie though. Randy thought is was just alright. Ellen joked that he was eleven. Kara liked it, but didn’t like-like it. Simon thought it was a cupcake to Lee’s main course. I agree. But Aaron’s so likeable that he’s most likely safe tomorrow.

I’m not totally qualified for the bottom 3, but here’s my predictions.

Bottom 3: Tim, Didi, Katie

Gone: Tim

And I touched on Dancing With The Stars earlier and will do so again now. Great cast this season. I can’t stand Kate Gosselin. She looks horrible out there too. She made all-around nice guy Tony Dovolani temporarily quit on her. No wonder Jon got out of Dodge… And she rolls her eyes all the time which is annoying. And the big question is, who is watching the 8 kids while she’s extending her 15 minutes of fame? Shannen Doherty was the first one out and did anyone notice her freakishly skinny legs? She looked kinda heavy up top, but has these chicken legs that didn’t fit her torso.

Pamela Anderson was in the bottom 2 and she looked like she was on drugs after each dance, although she is a bit spacey, I think. It’s Nicole Scherzinger’s competition to lose. She’s looked great already and even scored 2 perfect 10s last week. She looks like Kim Kardashian, without the junk in the trunk. Evan Lysachek is good, but has a tough schedule, as he’s in the Ice Skating tour and still has to practice for the show. And his partner is Russian, which probably doesn’t go over well with either of them! He’s had some pretty good looking girlfriends. I think he’s dating Nastia Leukin (Olympic gymnast) right now and previously dated Tanith Belbin (Ice Dancing Olympian).

Buzz Aldrin is going to stay on the show longer than he should because of his popularity (and the fact that he’s 80!). Chad Ochocinco started well, but had a bad week last week. Niecy Nash is hilarious. I’m not a fan of the Bachelor dude (that is my least favorite show of all time; I know A LOT of people watch that show, but it’s worked out once? Twice? I think that it makes a mockery of the institution of marriage, assuming you can meet a total stranger and “make a connection” and eventually get engaged) or the soap opera dude. And lastly one of my favorites is Erin Andrews, the ESPN sideline reporter. Her and Maks make a nice couple.

AIIX recap, Finalists x 11 (03/23/10)

2010-03-23T23:40:00.000-07:00

So I got it right! Lacey went last week! Finally some credibility to these recaps!

On to tonight. Miley Cyrus as a mentor as the contestants sing Billboard #1s. Important week, as the one eliminated won’t be in the top 10 and thus not allowed to go on tour. They talk to Miley in the crowd and she’s sitting by her mom and So You Think You Can Dance judge Adam Shenkman.

01 – Lee DeWyze, The Letter (Box Tops)
My son Jared stayed up for the first few singers and his comment on Lee was that he looked like a mini Adam Richman (from Man V. Food on the Travel Channel). We LOVE Man V. Food in our house. Lee was a little more relaxed up on the stage tonight, but added a “thank you” at the end of his performance (which always bugs me). Randy said he knocked it out of the box. Ellen called him her favorite pen. Kara said he raised the bar for himself and over-enunciated treMENdous. I really hate it when she does that. Simon called him corny, conceded that he sounded good, but said he wasn’t a contemporary artist. I think Lee should be safe tomorrow night. Still has a great tone to his voice, but is usually pitchy in spots.

02 – Paige Miles, Against All Odds (Phil Collins)
This song has been sung quite a bit by past Idol contestants. Paige was incredibly flat during this song. It was an ’80s song and she kinda dressed a bit ‘80s with her stretch pants. I wish her top had shoulder pads and she wore a scrunchy. That would’ve been tight. Randy called it honestly terrible, adding nothing about it was great. Ellen complimented her that she didn’t fall down (she was wearing extremely high heels), then turned the singing critique over to Kara & Simon. Kara called it the worst vocal she’s heard from her and possibly the worst of the season. Kara & Simon also mentioned that they thought she stopped competing. Paige is in big time trouble tomorrow, as she was horrible tonight and has not been good at all this season.

03 – Tim Urban, Crazy Little Thing Called Love (Queen)
Really, Tim? Really? This version sounded like something you’d hear on the Lido Deck on the Love Boat (Pacific Princess). Tim has been incredibly horrible week in and week out. Very consistent in that regard. Randy said the dopest (did I spell that right?) thing he did was the slide, but it was boring vocals and sounded like bad karaoke. Ellen thought it was an audition for High School Musical (and my son agreed that he looked like Troy Bolton). Kara went on to add that he looked like Zac Efron in Hairspray. And she also dropped the hammer on him by saying he wasn’t established enough to play to the fans like he did. Ouch. Simon thought the slide was good because it took the attention away from his singing. He went on to say it was pointless and silly. That being said, Tim will probably be safe again tomorrow night. He’s the current posterboy for Vote for the Worst. I know Tim got called back after they kicked a guy off the top 24. Was Tim the first person they called? Or the first one who accepted the invite back onto the show?

04 – Aaron Kelly, I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing (Aerosmith)
I really liked the movie Armageddon, even though it was sappy and predictable, etc. I don’t mind Ben Affleck and like Liv Tyler. Met Bruce Willis once at a Bulls game. Seemed like a nice guy. First movie I saw Will Patton in. Loved him in Remember The Titans as coach Ned Yost. Anyway, I have to tell you that my wife Kristin thinks I didn’t give Aaron any credit last week. She thought he was real good and turned it around last week. And he kept the momentum going this week, as he was very good tonight too. He’s so young (16) that he could be on the Disney Channel right now. It seems as though everyone who acts on the Disney Channel also sings. Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus. Even Emily Osment and Mitchel Musso have songs out. Randy didn’t think it was a perfect performance, but he was thankful that he was good, compared to the 2 before him. Ellen joked about him being in the 3rd grade. Kara finally started acknowledging Ellen’s comments and agreed with her that it was a great song choice. Simon thinks he has a zero chance of going home tomorrow. Given how bad some of the others were, Aaron should be safe tomorrow. And if he keeps improving, he may go even further.

05 – Crystal Bowersox, Me and Bobby McGee (Janis Joplin)
Pretty obvious song choice, but how can you fault her for choosing it. I love Crystal’s voice and stage presence. The judges asked her about not playing the guitar and she hinted that she had a surprise for them next week (should she move on; like she won’t). I think it would be a mistake for her to ditch her guitar. She actually plays it and doesn’t just use it like a prop as others have done in the past. Although she may surprise me next week, which would be cool. I’ve sung the praises for Crystal from the get go and I won’t stop now. She should be in the final 2 with Siobhan. Randy called her a star. Ellen wanted her to take in all the applause and respond to the crowd. Simon told her not to change a thing. Crystal’s safe tomorrow. Guaranteed.

06 – Michael Lynche, When A Man Loves A Woman (Percy Sledge)
All Michael needed was the half mask to complete his Phantom of the Opera look. I must say that I like Michael doing the ballads because he doesn’t bounce all around the stage like he does with faster songs. I thought he was pretty good tonight. Randy didn’t think it was his best vocal, but like him as an R&B soul dude. Ellen thought it was a safe choice. Kara called it technically good, but boring and lounge-y. Simon called it over-indulgent too. Regardless, Big Mike should be safe tomorrow.

07 – Andrew Garcia, I Heard It Through the Grapevine (Marvin Gaye)
So Andrew is now officially a one-trick pony. This version was atrocious. Or as Kara would say, aTROcious. Miley’s idea of putting down the guitar seemed to backfire on him. At least when he was playing the guitar, Andrew wasn’t prancing all over the stage making sign language signs that accompanied the lyrics of the song. He looked like Horatio Sanz doing an American Idol parody on Saturday Night Live. And his accent when singing reminded me of Manny Pacquiao singing on one of the late night shows (even though Andrew’s is a Mexican accent and not a Filipino one). Randy said it wasn’t good and it was the wrong song choice. Ellen didn’t think it was good enough to sway voters on the fence with him. Kara thinks he’s still chasing that moment he had in Hollywood and it’s messing with his head. Simon thought they might have over-rated that moment and that he sucked the soul out of that song. Andrew is in serious trouble tomorrow night.

08 – Katie Stevens, Big Girls Don’t Cry (Fergie)
My wife Kristin thought Katie was pitchy throughout the whole song. I think Katie’s deal is that she has this deep voice that you wouldn’t expect to come from a 17 year old girl. But that’s her only thing. And she doesn’t sing contemporary songs well. Older songs are in her wheelhouse, but it seems odd for a 17 year old girl to sing those older songs. Randy liked that she listened to the judges. Ellen called it her best performance so far. Kara called her pop with R&B leanings. And that she had mad pitch issues, which is a funny statement because usually when they talk about “mad” things, it’s a good thing. Like mad writing skills. But in this case it meant that she had some real bad pitch issues. Simon compared her outfit from tonight to the one from a few weeks ago to chalk and cheese. Which may be British for apples and oranges. Katie should be safe tomorrow, but I hope she’s in the bottom 3 just to give her undue grief.

09 – Casey James, The Power of Love (Huey Lewis & the News)
Casey opens his meeting with Miley by saying he’s a huge fan of … her dad’s. Pretty funny moment. I thought this sounded almost exactly (and unoriginally) like the original. Thought it was a bit of an odd choice of songs. He sang it well though, but it wasn’t earthshattering. Randy was not a fan of the song choice. Ellen thought it was the best vocal of the night. Kara thought he was ready (right now) to make an album. Simon thought he sounded like he was in an ‘80s cover band. I tend to agree with Simon on this one. He’ll definitely be safe tomorrow.

10 – Didi Benami, You’re No Good (Linda Ronstadt)
Wasn’t this song sung in reference to Jerry Brown? Didi’s outfit tonight looked like something from a gal in Austin Powers. I actually thought the big round gold thing on her belt was a gold medallion hung around her neck. Randy thought she was pitchy. Ellen didn’t get the song choice. Kara felt like she was playing a character. Simon didn’t think it sounded like her. I think Didi should be safe tomorrow.

11 – Siobhan Magnus, Superstition (Stevie Wonder)
Siobhan came out in the faux-hawk and wore it better than former Idol contestant Sanjaya. She had a real ‘80s look to her. Thought the song was good, but not great. Hit a big note at the end again (that’s becoming her thing). Randy called her fearless. Ellen asked for “more, please.” Kara thinks Siobhan is more comfortable on stage than anywhere else in her life (my wife Kristin adds, like Michael Jackson). Simon thinks it’s time to mix up her screams. Siobhan should be safe tomorrow.

Top 3: Crystal, Siobhan, Aaron

Bottom 3: Paige, Tim, Andrew

Off tomorrow: Paige

AIIX recap, Finalists x 12 (03/16/10)

2010-03-17T00:29:00.000-07:00

Thanks again to the great job Jim Rutter did last week, although he might have been better served going this week with it being Rolling Stones week. A few thoughts from last week. I cannot believe that Lilly Scott is gone. I didn’t really get her, but she was WAY more talented than most of the others (except Crystal & Siobhan). And even Alex Lambert going was a bit of a surprise. He was pretty good the last few weeks after his initial performance. I was not surprised that Todrick and Katelyn were gone.

And I must say, this HAS to be the weakest top 12 I’ve ever seen (to go along with the weakest top 24 ever too).

And a few notes on Jim’s recap.
• Appreciated his “stylized vocalization” vs “pitchy” observation on Lee.
• Loved the “David” from Eight Is Enough comment. Grant Goodeve, if I remember correctly. Better a “David” haircut than a “Nicholas,” Adam Rich bowl cut though…
• Don’t think I didn’t catch the UC Berkeley dig, Jim…
• And my wife Kristin also noticed the Kara in Simon’s lap thing going on. It almost seemed as though she was intentionally sitting away from Ellen. Which was weird. And also it seemed like she was disregarding Ellen’s comments because she would never acknowledge them.
• Todrick bugged me in how he obliterated all the arrangements in the songs that he did. It felt as if he was doing that to cover up vocal insufficiencies.

On to tonight. Why is there no Guitar Hero or Rock Band for The Rolling Stones? They haven’t reached the sell out point yet? Why not? If they’re letting American Idol have a theme week on them, why not the Guitar Hero deal too?

01 – Michael Lynche, Miss You
Personally, I’m a little tired of Michael. Liked him in Hollywood, but I’ve quickly soured on him. I think he’s too much of a showman and I think he’s overly confident and can’t take criticism well. We did get a little glimpse into why he quit football (his mother’s passing took it away from him), but seriously, why can’t he go back and try again? It’s not like he’s not in good shape. He’s a personal trainer. You can’t teach bulk like that. I think he’d be a great nose tackle that sang well on the side. Going first on a night with 12 singers is a supreme disadvantage unless you slay it. I though Michael was okay, but he did get a little pitchy when he was moving around so much. Makes you appreciate Mick Jagger even more. Mick is all over that stage and doesn’t miss a bit singing. On top of the fact that all he probably does is smoke and do drugs too. Randy, however, thought he slayed it. Simon called his dancing corny. After 3 positive comments, Michael didn’t take Simon’s take very well. Per usual. I think Big Mike is safe tomorrow night.

02 – Didi Benami, Playing With Fire
I am having a tough time placing Didi because I know she really looks like someone, but I can’t put my finger on it. A blonde Jessica Biel? Judy Greer? Didi came out tonight dressed by either Anthropologie or Urban Outfitters. Take your pick, but she had a great look tonight. I really like her voice, as it has a real contemporary feel to it. Like those indie artists that sing off tempo or have odd phrasing on purpose (like Megan from last year). This song completely showcased her voice and showed that she has a much stronger voice than she’s shown in the past. Randy called her on fire. Ellen joked that she turned “fire” into a 2 syllable word and called it “gr-eat.” Kara liked her intensity tonight. Simon called it a solid, but not brilliant performance. I think Didi should be safe tomorrow. Plus she’s the hottest girl left in the top 12. That’s gotta count for something.

03 – Casey James, It’s All Over Now
So it came to me last week. Casey James looks exactly like Zach Braff (JD from Scrubs) if Braff had long blonde hair. That had been bugging me for awhile and I was supremely happy with myself when I figured that out. If I could figure out how to put pictures into the body of an e-mail (I know I’m lame), I’d prove it to you. Casey was good tonight, with his country-infused version. Randy loved it. Ellen made a funny, alluding to her being a lesbian, but calling herself a blonde instead. Pretty funny moment. Kara liked his blues/soul version and called it his best performance since they met (when he took his shirt off). Simon said that he needed to do more than just sit in the middle of the big stage with his electric guitar. What do you want Simon? Some corny dancing like Big Mike? I think Simon’s comment was rubbish and Casey is safe tomorrow. Guaranteed. He’s probably good to top 4, at least.

04 – Lacey Brown, Ruby Tuesday
My wife Kristin thought she has a Fleetwood Mac-type voice. I actually think her voice is somewhat like the lead singer to Sixpence None The Richer, which is funny because she sang their song a few weeks ago. I’m not a huge fan of Lacey’s. I think she has a Disney Channel type voice. She sings all of her songs too slow too. Bugs me. Randy was pleasantly surprised. Ellen thought it was weird that she sat for the fast part of the song and stood and walked for the slow parts. Maybe she has performance dyslexia? Kara thought she could do better. Simon hit it on the head when he said she performs like an actress. Maybe it has to do with the fact that she got so close last year and didn’t make it to the semis. She’s probably been overthinking everything since then. And it comes off rehearsed and not genuine. I think Lacey’s in trouble tomorrow night.

05 – Andrew Garcia, Gimme Shelter
Man, Andrew was not good tonight. Consistently flat throughout the whole song. Talk about peaking too soon. Poor guy had his “moment” in Hollywood with “Straight Up.” Can’t blame him for doing that when he did because if he didn’t do it then (and saved it for later), he may have not made it through to the top 24. It’s kind of like the lawyer (Matt Damon’s character) in The Rainmaker. He knocked it out of the park in his first case, then quit because he knew he could never make it that big again. Nor could he live up to that again. Randy called it pitchy everywhere. Ellen thought it was his best performance yet, which it might have been. But that’s not saying much. Kara didn’t think he connected with the song. Being a songwriter, Kara really listens to the lyrics. Maybe too much sometimes, but I can’t blame her, as that’s what she does. Simon thought he gave it 100%, but suspects it was better in rehearsal than live tonight. I think Andrew’s on the bubble tomorrow night. Unfortunately, I like him, but I think he may be going soon unless he has another “moment.”

06 – Katie Stevens, Wild Horses
Katie reminds my wife Kristin of Tatiana from last season. The Drama Queen from Puerto Rico that kept singing all the time when the judges wanted her to stop. Did anyone notice that she spat at the camera during the song? I hope those people in the front row had their ponchos on. I wonder if they knew they were sitting in the Splash Zone? My feelings about Katie are that she has a very nice voice, but that she sings the words and doesn’t know what she’s singing about. I’ve never felt like she connected with any of her songs. Chalk it up to her youth? Randy thought she sang it well. Kara said she’s never technically perfect, but she’s moving in the right direction. Simon thought it was the first week that she chose a strong song. I think Katie’s safe tomorrow, but she can’t last much longer if she doesn’t improve.

07 – Tim Urban, Under My Thumb
Not only does Tim Urban look like Michael J. Fox, but during the Oscars when they did the tribute to John Hughes, they flashed a scene from “Some Kind of Wonderful,” and Tim really looked like a young Eric Stoltz. He also kinda looks like a brunette version of Sterling Knight (we watch WAY too much Disney Channel; if you know who Sterling Knight is, so do you!). Tim played this song to a reggae beat. He really has not impressed me one bit during this competition. But he’s a good looking guy and probably has a lot of girls voting for him, in addition to the pity votes he gets for getting destroyed by the judges every week. He is the current poster boy for “Vote For The Worst.” Randy didn’t get it. Ellen thought she was at a resort drinking a pina colada. Kara applauded him for doing something so different with the song. Simon didn’t think it worked either. All this being said, I just have a feeling that Tim’s safe tomorrow.

08 – Siobhan Magnus, Paint It Black
I really like Siobhan. Totally unique. Great sense of style. Knows who she is. Plays to that. Her prom dress with boots outfit tonight reminded me of a front woman for an ‘80s girl band. Go-Gos or Bananarama or The Bangles. I’m a huge fan of ‘80s music, so the previous statement was meant as a compliment (if you were confused). She really does remind me of Adam Lambert from last year, in that they both knew who they were and never wavered from that. And I dig the notes she hits. Randy said that was hot. Ellen says she stands out. Kara had flashbacks to Adam Lambert (in truth, I said she reminded me of Adam to my wife Kristin during the song). Simon called hers the standout performance of the night. Siobhan has crazy vocals. And she’s been consistently good. Completely safe tomorrow. If not, I’ll stop watching. Siobhan and Crystal are the only 2 contestants that I look forward to hearing every week. And they haven’t disappointed yet.

09 – Lee DeWyze, Beast of Burden
I’ve always thought that Lee has a Dave Matthews/Hootie and the Blowfish sound to him, but I realized tonight that I thought he sounded like John Mellencamp (nee, John Cougar and John Cougar Mellencamp). Randy thinks he sounds like Rob Thomas and Dave Matthews. Ellen thought it was almost there, like a hospital gown. Kara thinks he’s growing faster than anyone and he wasn’t as pitchy this week. Simon thought it was a safe, forgettable song. I agree with all of them. I love the tone of Lee’s voice. But also agree that he’s been playing it safe. He really has a “I can’t believe I’m here” confidence (or lack thereof) to him. I don’t want him to get cocky, but I think a little confidence and the belief that he belongs up on that stage will go a long way for his performances. Lee should be safe tomorrow.

10 – Paige Mills, Honky Tonk Woman
Interesting outfit tonight. Reminded me of Shelly Long in “Troop Beverly Hills.” My wife Kristin thought it looked like the original Banana Republic stuff. Nice call on her part. This song got her into her wheelhouse at points. Randy thought she did alright with it. Ellen said she has a star quality. Kara said she’s back. Simon thought it was great, given that she had laryngitis during the week (he just found out about that). I don’t know about Paige. I think she’s okay and will last a few more weeks, but I don’t see her cracking the top 5.

11 – Aaron Kelly, Angie
Very interesting “Astro Boy” hair style tonight. Aaron was way better tonight than last week. Randy said he was born to sing. Ellen asked if he was trying to copy her hair and said his performance was 2nd to Siobhan’s. Simon thought he 100% picked the right song. I apologize, but I was a bit bored at this point and anxiously awaiting Crystal to get up on stage. Still, I think Aaron should be safe tomorrow.

12 – Crystal Bowersox, You Can’t Always Get What You Want
I just dig Crystal. She’s so polished up there. Although I’m not ready to crown her just yet, as I think Siobhan is up there too. Randy said it wasn’t her best, but she didn’t disappoint. Ellen thought she was singing with ease and added a little personality tonight. Kara called her comfortable up on stage. Simon thinks this is the first week that she was beaten (by Siobhan). Crystal should be safe tomorrow. I’d be very disappointed if it wasn’t her and Siobhan head-to-head in the finals.

Top 2: Siobhan, Crystal

Bottom 3: Lacey, Andrew, Tim

Off tomorrow: Lacey

AIIX recap, Semi-finalists x 8, Guys (03/10/10)

2010-03-11T14:07:00.001-08:00

Hey all y’all, Jim Rutter here, giving our man Jason Ura a well-deserved break. It is a bit long, so get the fresh cup of coffee and have at it.

So, the pre-show promos told us that the Top 8 guys would be “leaving it all on the stage” and faux-host Ryan Seacrest claimed they would be “ready to deliver”. That didn’t happen tonight, but overall I thought this was one of the better, or at least in terms of quality, “deeper” sets of the current season. There were a couple of poor, but not “awful” efforts. Note: If it were not for TiVo, I would not have been able to write this recap because I would not have been able to miss Modern Family, which makes me laugh every week. “Recommended viewing”, which I can’t always say for American Idol.

First up…

LEE DEWYZE: “Fireflies” – Owl City

Lee, dressed in “dormitory chic”, came out fast-strumming his guitar a la ??? (pretty sorry statement that I just had to “google” to be reminded of the name of last year’s nondescript winner, Kris Allen.)

Does this Dewyze fellow really want it badly enough? He did seem a little more into it tonight. I mean, he does have a certain “Dave Mathews” quality to him, but at some point we have to agree on what is “stylized vocalization” versus “pitchy”. I thought Lee was the latter. He ended a capella and the finish was sort of a “mini-moment” for him.

Randy said “Wow! Wow!” which with RJ can mean good or bad. “Sweater Man” called it a strange song choice, but liked that Lee made it his own, worked it out. Whatever.

Ellen liked that he made it a little “rock”, but cited a couple of pitch problems. Thinks he is “adorable” (Somebody please buy that woman a thesaurus!) and that people are talking to her that have crushes on him. Okay…
Kara thought Lee looked confident tonight. She had been waiting for him to step up and show “star” quality. She called it a “solid job”, that he improved on the original song with his “production value”.

Simon didn’t think it was a “moment”, likes him for the Top 12, but thinks he can do better. I can’t believe the money they have been paying Cowell! He makes me want to channel Arrested Development and yell “C’MON!”

ALEX LAMBERT: “Trouble” – Ray LaMontagne (apparently some Maine folk singer I don't know)

When I watch this kid perform, I am in “trouble”. “Droopy Dog” has more energy and stage presence. He bores me, but then again, so did Roy Orbison and Roy’s perfect voice made his career.

Randy liked it, but wasn’t “wow-ed”

Ellen seemed to “boo” Randy and said Alex was a “mushy banana” that was ripening so fast, constantly getting better. She loves his innocence, thinks he is sweet and vulnerable (none of which are qualities I look for in a major pop star, but that is just me). I think she is being overly “De-generous” in her praise. Ellen hopes he doesn’t become a “cocky banana”, because according to her, “no one likes that” (which of course isn’t true) That kid J.D Fortune, who became the INXS lead singer after his Rockstar INXS participation, was a “cocky banana” and it scored him a pretty sweet gig!)

Kara thinks “the only thing standing in the way of your winning is you right now!” C’MON!

Still, she thinks he is “stiff up there” and “not letting go”. She wanted just him with his guitar, “in the moment” (whatever that means)

Simon thought Alex was too caught up in trying to deliver the performance, that he should try to relax by envisioning Randy Jackson in a bikini (uh….okay…) Wants him to stop staring down the lens/camera. Thinks he has a good, distinct voice.

TIM URBAN: “Hallelujah” – Jeff Buckley version or something

Tim Urban – Lord, what a name – must be the long-lost love child of “Tim” McGraw and Keith “Urban”. But you know, the guy jumped back into the fray with a very decent performance tonight. The guy’s hairstyle is somewhat reminiscent of that of the oldest brother “David” on Eight is Enough.

Randy thought he walked in pretty big shoes, but did a pretty good job!

Ellen felt compelled to run down and give Tim a congratulatory bear- hug. She thought it was “fantastic”. Not sure about that, but he did seem like he belonged in the competition for once.
Kara admitted she thought Urban would be going home weeks ago, but now thinks he is “kind of in it” and at the “top of the toys”. Tim looks stunned by the positives.

Simon took credit for Tim’s improved performance and said he was “very, very smart with the song” and that it was by far his best performance to date.

I agree and really appreciate that “Timbo” didn’t scratch the nation’s chalkboard as he did with his painful rendition of One Republic’s "Apologize" a while back.

ANDREW GARCIA: “Genie in a Bottle” - Christina Aguilera

I sort of like Andrew, but as a long-time supermarket checkout wannabe, I keep wanting to “scan” the guy’s neck! Also, what is with the ridiculously long “wallet chain” Andrew was sporting tonight. Was he worried someone was going to rob him on stage? I am not into the thick-rimmed “Hokey Gokey” glasses, but hey, to each his own.

The judges have given him too much credit for his admittedly excellent version of Paula’s "Straight Up". He said he was “going back to his roots”, but this effort simply… sucked. It was sung way too high (in register?) for my taste. Maybe it is this guy’s ultimate destiny and niche to sing “unplugged” versions of chick dance songs. Who knows? His star is fading fast.

Randy thought the song was a good idea, but that it didn’t quite work and was a little pitchy.

Ellen thought it was a great song choice, but said “the genie came out of the bottle” a little too late.
Kara thinks he peaked too early (with “Straight Up”) and has been chasing it ever since. She was “disappointed”.

Simon thought Andrew was “desperate”, “uncomfortable” and “kind of going backwards.”

Andrew then pandered to fans at home – which was smart on his part.

CASEY JAMES: “You’ll Think of Me” – Keith Urban

Count me as a big fan of CJ. Of all the contestants, he is the one guy I would actually buy a ticket to see perform a full concert. Dude certainly has the look and his presence and attitude are singularly non-annoying. Tonight his voice reminded me of a more upbeat UC Berkeley non-graduate Adam Duritz of Counting Crows, which is a good thing.

Did I ever mention that Cindi and I got free tickets to a Kelly Clarkson show at the Shoreline Amphitheater in 2006 and were so disappointed we actually left early (in fairness, partially because the acoustics were laughably horrendous!)

Back to The Talented Mr. James……

Randy thought it was too “safe”, wanted more of an edgy, Stevie Ray (Vaughn) style.

Ellen thought it was “great”. Enough said. Wow, I agreed with Ellen?
Kara said it was “a move in the right direction” and that she was kinda back on the “Casey Train” (at first I thought she said back on the “Crazy Train”, which trust me, she has been on all along – see her emotional melt-down after Big Mike’s show-closing number).

Simon thought it was “sincere”, but not memorable, calling it Casey’s second-best performance, but adding that he didn’t love the song choice. Put a fork in Simon. I can’t even listen to him anymore – and what is scarier, he is probably the best of the judges. The juvenile elbowing and “leaning” toward Kara had me ready to start channel-surfing.

AARON KELLY: “I’m Already There” - Lonestar

Nice kid, sure. But I am thinking “big arrow down” here. There is no freakin’ way this kid deserves to be a finalist contender. Immediately off key/pitchy and the song seemed forced and too big for him – he even seemed to be challenged for air during the performance. Was trying too hard to hold notes and his voice seemed to be cracking. Just too young and dorky. Little Aaron Kelly aka “Archuleta 2.0” is amazing in his ability to make David A. actually seem almost cool in comparison. He is sort of this season’s Anthony Federov or Kevin Covais.

Randy, however, thought it was “really good” and “a job well done”.

Ellen liked Aaron’s confidence, but said it was “not terrific” and agreed with me that it was too much song for him.
Kara loved that he gave it his all, but didn’t think it was relevant since he is a young kid and couldn’t relate to the song’s content

Simon immediately and rather rudely cut Kara off and insinuated that she was smoking crack (figuratively), that it was the right type of song. He didn’t think it was a great vocal, but he felt it showed emotion. Simon is truly a bull in a judges’ shop. Tool.

TODRICK HALL: “Somebody To Love” - Queen

Slight “arrow up” on Todrick. The opening falsetto bugged me (for a second I thought he was going to go all “Minnie Ripperton” on us!), but I have to admit, the man can really sing. I wasn’t wild about the arrangement, but it sort of worked. The over-the-top Gospel-style background singers were borderline ridiculous – reminded me of the doo-wop-ing Motown back-up singers in Little Shop of Horrors – except that they were intended to provide comedy to that show. Todrick, on the other hand, had his gals backing him for real and it only came across to the audience as comedic. Oh, and I kind of liked his wardrobe/look (for him, not me).

Randy says “Todrick is back!” Believes it was one of the best vocals by a man in weeks.

Ellen called it “brave” and commended him.
Kara said it was really good singing, but that it was so dramatic she almost laughed.

Simon sees his as more of a “Broadway” singer (which is probably true, but hey Queen songs are often highly theatrical), but admitted Todrick sang well and made an effort to perform, adding that this “may have saved him” (also true)

“BIG MIKE” LYNCHE: “This Woman’s Work” – Kate Bush/Maxwell

I immediately did a double take when I recognized the start of the song. Who can forget the hauntingly beautiful Kate Bush original version that was featured so fittingly in 1988’s She’s Having a Baby (one of the all-time great 80s scenes is when a hormonal Elizabeth McGovern screams at Kevin Bacon “I’ll have to BURN THE SHEETS!” after Alec Baldwin’s character bedded some skanky broad.) Anyway, that has to be one of the more memorably “relevant” movie songs.

In a million years, I would never have guessed “Big Mike” would do that tune. Points for the serious surprise element. I thought it was a tad “karaoke” and his falsetto a bit much, but the XXXL-sized note he held onto for about an hour near the end was quite impressive.

I was reminded by Wikipedia that the Maxwell cover of "This Woman's Work" was used on the July 22, 2009 episode of So You Think You Can Dance, (Jason just loves it when I can tie AI in with a reality dance show) as a backdrop to a contemporary dance choreographed by Tyce Diorio with the subject of breast cancer as the story line, danced by ballerina Melissa Sandvig and contemporary dancer Ade Obayomi. Both dancers and Diorio received strong and emotional praise from judges Nigel Lythgoe, Mary Murphy, Mia Michaels, and special guest, of all people……. Ellen DeGeneres. Full disclosure: Believe it or not I saw that dance number and indeed it was incredibly moving.

So, yes, given this young man’s recent foray into fatherhood and having to balance that emotional experience with this competition, it was a brilliant song choice. That notwithstanding….I still have trouble taking this cat too seriously as a finalist to become “the next American Idol”. I have trouble getting over his sheer mass. “Big Mike” makes me want to put my hands up, wiggle me some arm fat, and shout “Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!” with The Klumps from The Nutty Professor! I admit I like the big fella (the way I liked affable former UW lineman Matt Rogers from Season Three), but he is simply way too big to have his performances keep you from focusing on his physical enormity. “Big Mike” is a GNC store manager’s wet dream, but with that new child in his life, he needs to tone down the workouts and go cold turkey on the protein shakes.

Randy thought it was “crazy”, and HOT!

Ellen kept it simple: “Oh my God, so beautiful!”
Kara got all teary, saying it was “so relevant” (which admittedly it was) and recognizing the respect it showed for Mike’s wife. The poor woman almost lost it at the judges’ table.

Simon said that it was “needed” and that “Big Mike” nailed it 100%, producing the best performance of the live shows.

They liked it a bit better than I did, but Mike gets credit due for a strong shot across the bow.

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Top “Moment” of the Evening: Well, for me personally, it was the awesome preview for Iron Man II – Imax (May 7th!), which may be the first ad I haven’t fast-forwarded through in the seven seasons I have been watching Idol. But seriously, it has to be “Big Mike” with his “long & strong” note.

Impressive Performances: Casey, Big Mike

Helped themselves: Tim, Todrick, Big Mike

Kept Himself in the Game: Casey

Hurt themselves: Andrew, Aaron, Lee

Could Be On Their Way Home: Aaron, Andrew

Should Be On Their Way Home: Aaron, Alex

AIIX recap, Semi-finalists x 8, Gals (03/09/10)

2010-03-09T22:58:00.000-08:00

So, we’re back on schedule with the gals going first. I was 2 for 4 last week, predicting Jermaine Sellers and Haeley Vaughn would be off. Not totally surprised by John Park going, but somewhat surprised that Michelle Delamore was let go. Park, John (as the Koreans would call him) still has the love that Shania Twain gave him to put in is back pocket. Sounds priceless, like a MasterCard commercial.

01 – Katie Stevens, Breakaway (Kelly Clarkson)
I think this song did nothing for Katie’s voice. I get that she tried to pick a younger song, but she was pitchy and came off as amateur. She’s like the girl that can’t say no. Randy wanted a bigger song. Ellen wanted a younger song. I’m surprised they didn’t recommend the Sara Bareilles song (“Love Song”) that they always recommend to a contestant to sound younger. Randy said it paled in comparison to the original. Ellen liked that she took a younger song, but didn’t feel like she connected to it. Kara said she has a great voice, but she doesn’t know who she is an artist. And that her voice is years older than her. Simon echoed the “haven’t worked out what type of artist you are” sentiment. I think if you cut Katie’s hair, she would look like Brandon Call, JT from “Step By Step.” I think Katie’s in trouble on Thursday night.

02 – Siobhan Magnus, House of the Rising Sun (The Animals)
Loved Siobhan’s top tonight, as it had a Japanese obi-esk feeling to it. One of my favorite ties is from a line called Kanajo and it has a part of an obi in it. Siobhan started a cappella and rocked it. You can’t deny her voice. She didn’t have that “note” like last week, but I think she’s a close second to Crystal right now. Randy said he’s surprised by her every week. And he also joked that the judges have all these suggestions for her every week and she never pays attention to them. Ellen gushed, “you are why I love music.” Kara loved the a cappella start. Simon, however, was under impressed. Not only does Siobhan look like Ally Sheedy with Demi Lovato’s smile, but I also think she has a little of Dana Delany (in Desperate Housewives) in her. She’s safe on Thursday and I think she’ll be in the final 2 with Crystal.

03 – Lacey Brown, The Story (Brandi Carlile)
Lacey definitely has her own style and threw it all in your face this week, with the leopard print sweater over a neon orange/pink top and lime green nails. To go with the Annie Lennox hair too. It’s all a little bit much for me. And I am not a fan of her voice. She’s got a real weird tone to me. Randy thought it was her best performance in a long time. Ellen thought the song was something written for her. Simon didn’t love the song, but said Lacey sang it real well. She was praised so much tonight that I think she may be in trouble on Thursday.

04 – Katelyn Epperly, I Feel the Earth Move (Carole King)
I don’t know why, but I feel like Katelyn looks like a PTA mom. Or a somewhat younger version of one. And that hair screams of Meg Ryan in “When Harry Met Sally.” I thought this song was pretty karaoke. I get that she played the keyboards, but they seemed more like a prop than something that added to the song. Randy didn’t feel the vibe and said it felt “put on.” Ellen said that was not the song to wow people with. Kara didn’t feel like she was competing up there. Simon likened it to request night at a restaurant that she was working at. I think Katelyn may have reached her ceiling in this competition. Vocally and performance-wise, she’s overmatched, but that doesn’t mean she’ll go home on Thursday.

05 – Didi Benami, Rhiannon (Fleetwood Mac)
Didi has the same voice as Megan Joy, but better. Just think if Megan Joy (with her looks) had Didi’s voice. She may have gone to the final 4 last season (I think she made it to the final 9). I really liked this song tonight. And I think Didi looks like she should be on one of those shows on the WB right now (90210 or Gossip Girl or One Tree Hill). Randy said she was a whole lot better than last week. Ellen quipped, “Yes, indeedy, Didi,” which was pretty funny. Kara called it one of her favorite moments of the season so far. Simon called her head and shoulders above everything else tonight. And called her “wow moment” the whole performance. I think Didi should be safe tomorrow. And I also think she looks a bit like Laura Prepon from “That ‘70s Show.”

06 – Paige Miles, Smile (Charlie Chaplin)
Paige looked very uncomfortable up there tonight and kind of out of her element. She said that it was an emotional song for her (because Michael Jackson covered it and she was a huge MJ fan) and that her emotions got the best of her up there. Randy said it didn’t work for him. Ellen called it sad and heavy instead of inspiring and uplifting. Kara called it all wrong. Simon thought it was a horrible choice of song and the arrangement was awful. Paige has a pretty good voice, but she has underwhelmed so far. I think she’s in big trouble Thursday night.

07 – Crystal Bowersox, Give Me One Reason (Tracy Chapman)
When I first heard this song choice, I thought, “how predictable.” But then Crystal came out and totally rocked it. Played the electric guitar and just killed it. She reminds me (performance-wise) of Bo Bice. Both real good singers that probably didn’t want to go the AI route, but their circumstances led them to this show. So I read somewhere that her illness last week that hospitalized her was considered “diabetic complications.” Again, she’s a dead ringer for Julia Stiles, but crossed with Jason Castro (dreds). Randy said he loved that. Ellen said she needs new adjectives for Crystal. Simon said she’s definitely in the top 12 and that she’s the one to beat. They’ve practically crowned her the champion already after only 3 weeks. I agree with their assessment, but it’s hard to keep that momentum going from so early on. Ask David Archuleta about that. 100% safe on Thursday though.

08 – Lilly Scott, Falls to Pieces (Patsy Cline)
My wife Kristin always thinks of Madonna singing “Santa Baby” when Lilly sings. And that album “A Very Special Christmas” is my favorite holiday CD of all time. Hands down. The Pretenders’ version of “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” is my favorite holiday song, although Whitney Houston’s “Do You Hear What I Hear?” and the Eurythmics’ “Winter Wonderland” are close. Back to Lilly. Do you think wardrobe has fun with her? She definitely has her own style, but in a way that fits her. Not like Lacey. And is Lilly harkening back to Betty Boop with her voice? Randy called it well done. Ellen loves her originality. Kara thought she made Patsy Cline feel current. Simon called her very brave for her risky song choice. I just don’t get Lilly. Not at all. She’s going to go way farther than I want her to in this competition. She won’t win, but it pains me to hear her every week. But she’s definitely better than most of the others.

A lot has been said about how good this top 24 is. But not by me. I think this is the weakest top 24 in recent history. I was wondering when they’d run out of talent for this show. I think this is the year. No one blows me away, but I do like Crystal and Siobhan. But that’s it. I like Andrew too, but he has to get back to his “Straight Up” performance.

I’ll post bottom 2s tomorrow.

AIIX recap, Semi-finalists x 10, Gals (03/03/10)

2010-03-04T00:08:00.001-08:00

Thanks again to Mike Rico for filling in last night. I was supposed to have dinner with a cousin who was going to be in from out of town, but he cancelled at the last minute. But since Mike had agreed to recap, I sat back and was entertained. Plus, I know he’s got a following too and I want to have him write this season, as he claims it’s his last go round (and maybe mine too).

A few things from last night. I know the guys had to go a day earlier, but I don’t think the time change affected them that much. Meaning, I don’t think an extra day would’ve made them sound any better. After watching the gals tonight, there is no way a guy is going to win this thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if the final 4 are all girls. Seriously. Here are my quick $0.02 on the guys.
• Used to like Michael Lynche, but can’t stand his facial expressions/how he performs.
• Loved the short track reference on John Park.
• Surprised at how Kara reacted to Casey James. But love the song choice, as it’s the theme song for one of my favorite shows, “One Tree Hill.” They had an homage to John Hughes and the ‘80s on a show a few weeks back. Packed with visual gags from all the ‘80s movies. Loved it.
• Alex Lambert was better last night, but I still have a hard time watching/listening to him.
• Todrick needs to just sing and stop chopping songs up. It worked for Blake Lewis, but that’s it.
• Jermaine bugs me. Seems too old for the competition and has a chip on his shoulder.
• Poor Andrew has to live up to the “Straight Up” rendition. I thought he was good last night. Co-worker’s husband had a great line from last week. Since they called Casey “Eye Candy,” it would’ve been hilarious if Andrew referred to himself as “Eye Fiber.”
• I think Simon was using reverse psychology by not killing Tim Urban. And did anyone notice that Seacrest called him “Jim?”
• Lee’s performance summed up the guys. May have been the best of the night, but it was pitchy at times. Real nice tone to his voice (sounds like The Dave Matthews Band? Or Daughtry?). And nice call on Jay Cutler.

01 – Crystal Bowersox, Long As I Can See The Light (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
So I guess the buzz on the gals is that if Crystal Bowersox was unable to perform, she would’ve been automatically eliminated from the show. Still don’t know what went on, but it seems as though she was hospitalized. Judges really emphasized how well she did and stuff. Maybe overly, but she was good tonight. The thing people didn’t know about her is that she has a twin brother. Who is a square. She really reminds me of a grungy Julia Stiles. For some reason, I remember Julia dancing in a lot of her movies (10 Things I Hate About You, Save the Last Dance, O), much like I remember Julia Roberts singing in a lot of her movies (Mystic Pizza, Pretty Woman, My Best Friend’s Wedding). Yeah, that was random. So, back to Crystal. I think she has a real pure voice. And she’s got that real folksy vibe to her. She’s got some sympathy building now too. I think she’s safe to the top 12 and a real frontrunner. Randy called her true to herself. Ellen called her a pure, raw, natural talent. Kara said she recovered from last week and hit a new level. Simon said she didn’t play the sympathy thing, likened her to Kelly Clarkson (taking the competition by the neck in the 2nd week) and called her vocals incredible. So I guess he liked it too. He kept pimping her throughout the night too. I hope he’s not jinxing her!

02 – Haeley Vaughn, The Climb (Miley Cyrus)
Her secret is that she makes headbands and other accessories. But during the piece she also came over as immature and too young. And her body glitter annoys me too. I thought Haeley was quite pitchy during this song, which means she must’ve been really pitchy if I can hear it and acknowledge it. I’m without my wife Kristin tonight, as she’s traveling for work. She’s usually my ears, as I’m probably tone deafer than Mike. Since this song is by Miley Cyrus (from the “Hannah Montana Movie,” which we saw and actually liked), I’ve always wondered how a current pop star would do on this show. Let’s say Miley Cyrus dressed in disguise and tried out for the show. How would she do? I’d be very interested to see if she made it through and the journey of her making it. Randy said the song didn’t work for him, calling it excruciating and so pitchy. Ellen told her to keep smiling, but that she didn’t connect with the song. Kara said she needs another year to strengthen her voice. Simon called it a complete and utter mess and that in theory the song should’ve worked. Maybe she’ll be safe because of his criticism. And she’s the poster girl on “Vote For The Worst,” along with Tim Urban. Haeley seems like a nice girl, but she’s way over her head in this competition. I hope they put her out of her (and our) misery tomorrow night.

03 – Lacey Brown, Kiss Me (Sixpence None The Richer)
Love this song. Main song in “She’s All That” with Rachael Leigh Cook (and Freddie Prinze, Jr). Cute movie. And I think it’s funny that Rachael Leigh Cook was on “Dawson’s Creek” as a girl hired to play Joey Potter (Katie Holmes’ character) in the movie Dawson was shooting while they were in college. This is such an upbeat, get up and dance song. And Big Mike was doing just that. He was working it out off the stage. He’s so big that when he does something, you notice it. Lacey really does have a unique tone to her voice, but her version was definitely not better than the original, but she did change it up a little. Randy called it a good song choice, but said he was looking for the little TV with the words coming across because it sounded “karaoke.” Ellen called her adorable (I think that’s becoming her pet word, which means you stunk). Kara liked her tone, but said she needs to step it up. And sounded like she was suggesting that she sing “Shiny Happy People” next week. Simon called her marginally better than last week, but slammed her saying that if she does what they suggest to her (Kara suggested this song last week), she may move on, but that she is not out to showcase her talent and actually try to win. He pimps Crystal again here, saying there’s a massive, massive difference between the two. I think Lacey is in trouble tomorrow night.

04 – Katie Stevens, Put Your Records On (Corrine Bailey Rae)
I think if you give Katie a bowl cut, she’ll look like Jimmy Connors. Think about that one. Her “talent,” if you can call it that, is that she can say “give me a kiss” in 6 different languages. I’m a bit torn on Katie because she has such a rich, deep voice, which is pleasing to me. But then she’s 17 and she seems a bit precocious and reminds me a bit of Diana DiGarmo, in that it seems as though she’s been singing and performing and been told that’s she’s a great singer since she’s been like 5 years old. Kind of like a Jon Benet Ramsey pageant girl, but as a singer. Randy liked her upper register. Ellen said she has a great voice, but wants to hear something younger that “she wouldn’t hear at her dentist’s office.” Kara and Simon were both frustrated because she has a great voice but singing the wrong songs. They keep telling her to sing a younger song, but I think Katie’s got an older, more mature voice. And singing a younger song may not suit her voice. It may suit her age, but I don’t think it will go well if she sings a song by a younger person just because that person is younger. A few years back, Ayla Brown was 1 week away from the final 10 (or 12?) when she sang “Unwritten” by Natasha Bedingfeld. That song was younger, like Ayla, but it didn’t suit her. Ayla, by the way, went on to play basketball at Boston College (I think she’s a senior now) and her dad is Scott Brown, the new senator in Massachusetts. He’s the guy who leveled the playing field for the Republicans in that the Democrats can’t filibuster anymore. With such a high profile right now, I wouldn’t be surprised if Scott Brown is the Republican candidate for President in 2012. Back to Katie. I think she’s safe tomorrow night, but I think the judges are killing her. I think she’s singing better than their comments. She’s a definite contradiction though.

05 – Didi Benami, Lean on Me (Bill Withers)
Didi’s secret is that she was the mascot for her middle school, until she worked her way up to becoming a full-time cheerleader. Didi really is Megan Joy without the whole sleeve tattoo. Didi has such a different voice (although much like Megan’s!). It’s kind of annoying, but not that much because she’s good looking like Megan. Randy said it was the wrong song choice. Ellen said she loved her voice. Kara said it wasn’t good, that it felt karaoke and lost her uniqueness. Simon called it screeching and said she wasted an opportunity. This almost brought Didi to tears and she couldn’t even respond to a question that Seacrest asked her. Didi’s definitely in trouble tomorrow, but I have a feeling she might be safe.

06 – Michelle Delamore, With Arms Wide Open (Creed)
Loved Michelle’s outfit tonight. Very retro, Madonna-ish Borderline/Lucky Star-like. This version of the Creed song was not good to me. Pitchy at times. But I think people will remember how good a singer she is and not judge by this performance. They called her Alicia Keys predictable last week so she wanted to change it up. Randy thought her outfit was hot and dope (I love how he’s trying, single-handedly, to keep this word alive), but didn’t do enough with the song and felt it fell flat. Ellen said it almost worked. Kara called it her favorite performance of hers. Not technically perfect, but it felt believable. Simon agreed with Kara, then proceeded to point Vera Wang out in the audience. I think Michelle is safe tomorrow and should cruise into the top 12. I think she’s a contender too.

07 – Lilly Scott, A Change Is Gonna Come (Sam Cooke)
Lilly’s secret is that she plays a multitude of instruments. I just don’t get Lilly. She has such strange phrasing. I think some people will love her. I’m just not one of them. Randy said she worked it out and it was his favorite of the night. Ellen said she’s got “it.” Kara said she had her first “moment.” Simon said it was good, but he wasn’t as crazy about it as the other 3. I’m with Simon on this one. She will definitely be safe tomorrow, but I’m just not a fan. It’s American Idol, not Indie Idol…

08 – Katelyn Epperly, The Scientist (Coldplay)
Her deal is that she is studying to become a recording engineer. Man, this song was boring. Randy acknowledged it was way slow, but liked it. Ellen mentioned that they’ve seen her on the guitar before, but then forgot she was on the piano! But explained that she made the mistake because she fell asleep because the song was so slow! Kara said Katelyn has an incredible instrument (I think she’s referring to her voice), but she’s all over the place. Simon thought it was a smart choice of song, but said she becomes corny when she performs. I think Katelyn is safe tomorrow. I missed her Sandy from Grease look.

09 – Paige Miles, Walk Away (Kelly Clarkson)
Paige likes to color, and used a third person reference describing it. Love that. Paige has a great voice, but her eyes freak me out. She really had fun up there, but that was a little turn off for Kara, who helped write the song. She said if she was connecting with the song, she wouldn’t be smiling when saying “walk away.” Simon said she failed to choose the right song. Randy and Ellen both liked it. I think Paige has one of the strongest voices in the competition. Definitely better than any of the guys. She just has other gals to contend with. She should be safe tomorrow and cruise into the final 12.

10 – Siobhan Magnus, Think (Aretha Franklin)
Her secret is that she had a Mohawk recently. Her look is much better now. And I again have to give kudos to my wife Kristin for nailing her Ally Sheedy with Demi Lovato’s smile comment. I think Siobhan is going to win this thing. She has a crazy, big voice evidenced by “the note” that she held at the end of this song. And she’s got her own style already. Very ‘80s-ish, like Molly Ringwald in “Pretty in Pink.” Randy called her bold and fearless. Also added dope and slayed it. Ellen got off a nice Snuggie joke. Kara couldn’t get over that note and Simon called her such a strange person again (but in a good way). Siobhan is my pick to win it all. Her or Crystal.

So this is a tough one. I was 0 for 4 last week. But here are my fearless predictions anyway.

Off for the guys: Tim Urban and Jermaine Sellers.
Off for the gals: Haeley Vaughn and Lacey Brown.

AIIX recap, Semi-finalists x 10, Guys (03/02/10)

2010-03-03T22:49:00.000-08:00

Hi all

Mike Rico, here, subbing in today for the man, the myth, the legend. I told Jason I’m good for one more year as a pinch hitter. I’m like Manny Mota hanging on for one more season and one more pinch hit... Some random thoughts so far on the season… The addition of Ellen was something I looked forward to as I’m a fan of hers. To me she is the female equivalent of David Letterman without the edge and Letterman was my favorite when he did the Late Night show when I was growing up. I’ve noticed that Dave’s and Ellen’s moms look almost exactly alike… Anyway, my wife tivos her show and will play it as she winds down for bed. I’ll get sucked in oftentimes. Jason was right in that it was a bit awkward blending her in on the first week, but she is getting her sea legs and had some funny comments this week… I think Kara now offers the best advice to contestants week in and week out since the second half of last year. She’s pretty good at pinpointing the issues with the singers. Didn’t like her at first, but her critiques have been pretty right on- she can be annoying though. Didn’t need to see her try to top bikini girl on last year’s finale. That was lame…

On to the show- a sudden illness to Crystal Bowersox on the ladies’ side has led to a change in scheduling as the girls were suppossed to perform first. Not sure what the nature of the illness is, but we have had sick contestants before without schedule changes, so this will be interesting… We’ll hear the guys tonight as they hope to reveal interesting tidbits in the intros that people may not know about them…

01 Michael Lynche, 26; This Is A Man’s World, James Brown.

Big Mike went to a performing arts high school. He was into theater, but also played football. Did Fame have a football team? Does Juilliard? Michael should have auditioned for a role in Glee, the Fox show about show choir… We have the AI football combine here as he says his max in the bench is 505 and in a funny visual, he curls sixteen year old Aaron Kelly like he’s a 30 pound bar bell. Mike doesn’t even break a sweat, but I seem to remember that we saw his sweaty pits in Hollywood. Keep the arms down, Mike. Looks like he could have made a decent defensive tackle in the college if he wanted… Tonight, he sings a selection from the Godfather of Soul.

Ellen says she likes his song choices so far in the competition. Simon says he grew from a pussycat into a tiger. The Dawg gave him a standing ovation.

I like Michael- it would be hard not to like him. I thought the judges went a little overboard as I didn’t like the arrangement of the song- it sounded kind of loungey- but I’m not going to dwell on it. He stylized it and I’m glad to see him without the guitar. It’s an odd sight as he holds the guitar really low, but I think it would probably look like he was playing the ukulele if he held it any higher. He’s a stone cold lock to move on.

02 John Park, 21; Gravity, John Mayer
We learn that John is part of an acappella group at Northwestern. My favorite name for an acappella group is “Acafellas” in a bit from the TV show, Glee. Oh, boy, I’m going to pimp Glee early and often. Seriously, Glee is the best show going right now. Too many great things about it to list, so do yourself a favor and rent or buy the Season 1 DVD to get current when it comes back in a few weeks… In the clip, we find out that English is John’s second language- he was born in America, then his parents moved back to Korea and then came back to the US in the 4th grade, where he learned English. My pet theory is I think his parents were trying to get him in Korea’s short track speed skating program, but he was too tall…He talks about last week’s performance- he says he tried too hard and concedes that he picked the wrong song last week. He’ll give it a shot this week with a John Mayer song.

Randy said he didn’t bring anything new; he wasn’t special. Simon said it was nothing to get excited about. He doesn’t seem believable to him. Ellen says more soul is needed and Kara said it was way better than last week. However, there’s a lack of connection.

I like John and want him to do well in the competition. I thought last week was a disaster for him. He definitely picks a better song this time, but it’s still only a minor improvement. I agree with Kara, he needs to find a way to connect with the audience. He may very well be gone this week.

03 Casey James, 27; I Don’t Want To Be, Gavin DeGraw

Casey shares the fact that his family didn’t watch much TV growing up. This was due to the fact that lighting struck his house when he was 7 and the family decided that their TV wouldn’t be replaced. Got to admit, it would have to take a lot more than that for me to give up the idiot box. Lightning, floods, locusts… these things could not break up my love affair with commercial programming. I really have to question their commitment to the greatest medium ever broadcasted. Who needs TV now, Casey James?

Ellen says you can’t go wrong with this song. She said he had some stiffness and wants him to perform more to the audience. Randy loves the guitar playing and could see him playing this type of music. Simon says it felt like someone trying to be a rock star. His biggest fan, Kara, said he took two steps backwards.

I remember Casey was almost a borderline call in auditions. He looked the part, but gave a lethargic performance. They sent him through, but with the condition that he bring some excitement. Looks like he did enough of that through Hollywood… Casey has an interesting vibrato, not too distracting. He sounds to me like a light-weight Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam. He’s okay for me. I agree with Kara that he took a step back tonight as his lack of charisma or inability to connect with the audience is holding him back.

04 Alex Lambert, 19; Everybody Knows, John Legend

Alex was the super-nervous kid from last week. In the video, he talks about his lack of experience performing. Talking to the camera, he seems like he could be a character from Friday Night Lights. He also says he shares that he made up his own language in the sixth grade, which helps him with the melodies of the songs he sings. He breaks off a sample and his made up language kinda sounds like garbled Spanish. Whatever works…

Simon said it was a million times better, but needs to develop a killer instinct. Ellen made me laugh when she said that there is a great voice under that mullet. Karen says he has a great tone and that everyone wishes they had that kind of voice.

Alex amazes me with that voice (especially the tone) he has; that voice coming from the body is a strange sight for me. This kid shouldn’t have to worry about a regular 9 to 5 job with those pipes, no matter what happens here… It’s a confidence issue for him right now… He looks more comfortable behind his guitar and is able to give a more relaxed performance. It may be hard for him to perform, but I will be rooting for him to do well.

05 Todrick Hall, 24; What’s Love Got To Do With It, Tina Turner

We learn that Todrick grew up as a young performer. He was a soldier in the nutcracker and was the Jackie Robinson of his school/studio by being the first African-American to play the character of Fritz. He talks about last week’s performance and how he will try to tone down the dancing and be more about the singing.

Randy said it was a great song that doesn’t need to be reworked. Didn’t like it. Just sing the song, says the Dawg. Simon thinks he should just move, not dance when he sings. Ellen said he picked a hard song to sing and it just didn’t feel current, while Kara asks what has happened to Todrick?

Liked this guy a lot in the auditions. I think naturally, he’s more of an R&B performer, which is often not as immediately accessible to the AI demographic. He does need to pick better songs. There’s no reason why his dance skills should detract from his performances. The bigger problem, as alluded to by the judges, is that he’s picking signature songs and doing too much to them. Everyone knows the formula on AI- take a song and rework it in your style. Todrick needs to figure out how to make the formula work for him, whether it’s song choice and/or style. I hope he figures it out soon.

06 Jermaine Sellers, 27; What’s Going On, Marvin Gaye

In the intro, Jermaine announces to the world that he rocks the onesies, while frolicking in a pajama jumpsuit usually rocked by toddlers. Yeah, that wasn’t contrived… The other part of the piece is that he uses a steam mask to help open up his vocals. … Tonight, he tackles a classic from Marvin Gaye. Good luck.

Ellen says Jermaine has a great style, but the song didn’t work for her. Kara thought he was doing too much. She advised him to look at the lyrics of the song- it felt forced to her. Too many tricks vocally. Simon is frustrated with him as he watering down the songs (referring to last week as well) from the emotional impact of the original recordings.

Not a fan of this guy or other “look at me” singers who want to vocally trick out every song they sing. His style is jazzy and it sounded like Al Jarreau sings Marvin Gaye. (But I love “Mornin’” and “We’re In This Love Together” from Jazzy Al.) I’m also deducting points for his played out faux hawk which is distracting. He then asked the panel what he should sing, which is weak. Simon says the problem is that he probably won’t be there next week. Zing! You still got it, Simon. I agree the guy has skills, but so far they haven’t served the song or the audience. Connect with the song and entertain us! He’s in my bottom three this week.

07 Andrew Garcia, 24; You Give Me Something, James Morrison

My man showed us that he is a semi-retired breakdancer who is also hella out of shape. After just one session on the cardboard, he was huffing and puffing like he just finished a 10K. The editors of that piece will win an Emmy next year by cutting in it a way that we never had to see Andrew’s butt crack. No money wasted here on blurry pixels… His performance last week was a bit of a letdown, so he’s hoping to rebound here with a song from the soulful James Morrison.

The Dawg said it was pitchy and all over the place. Didn’t like it. Ellen liked it a lot and is still a huge fan. She made me laugh when she said she was still going to get a tattoo of his name on her neck. Both Ellen and Kara agree that it is tough for him to top the “Straight Up” audition. Simon says he’s frustrated, because he hasn’t picked the right song in two weeks.

I told Jason during auditions that I was excited about my pick-to-click, AKA, The Great Brown Hope. His reworking of “Straight Up” by Paula Abdul electrified the Mexican-American electorate as well as neck tat connoisseurs everywhere. Not sure why, but my cultural pride only swells up behind Mexican AI contestants and boxers. (I also claim Manny Pacquiao, because my wife is a quarter Filipino.) I want Andrew to come out singing in a white robe with the Mexican and American flags intertwined on the back. Jason says he’s the Mexican Danny Gokey and I agree. The glasses are big and bold and the singing is smooth. That also sounds like a recipe for enjoying a good lager… As far as the performance, I liked it, but agreed that everyone is sitting around waiting for a sequel worthy of his first audition. I hope it comes and comes soon, but I’m biased.

08 Aaron Kelly, 16; My Girl, Temptations

We see that Aaron loves photography as we get a look at the baby of the season. Aaron now occupies the throne that Kevin Covais, Sanjaya, and David Archuleta have kept warm in previous seasons. Being the youngest kid who can sing a little bit will usually get you far in the competition… As an aside, I was one of those wretched souls who watched “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!” where Sanjaya was a contestant. After watching it, Sanjaya came out looking a lot better than he did when he was flailing about on American Idol. He was a likeable and game competitor who wasn’t afraid of any challenge or situation in the jungle and he did well on the show. In fact, I am now more of a freak for admitting that I watched that show than Sanjaya was at the end of his AI run… Back to Aaron, not really a fan of his, but I’ll keep an open mind…

Randy said the first half was brilliant, second half got a little funky. Kara really liked it- a country twang with a nice vibrato. He knows who he is and is getting better. Simon had the opposite take- he didn’t like the song, saying he isn’t current and he still needs to figure out what type of singer he wants to be.

Yeah, have to agree with Simon here. His point was that you couldn’t project this type of performance to something you would hear on today’s radio and I agree. He sang it okay, but it was kind of shaky and pretty forgettable. Aaron’s probably not my cup of tea, but he should be safe for a while.

09 Tim Urban, 20; Come On Get Higher, Matt Nathanson
It looks like Tim comes from a large family- he has four brothers and five sisters. He says in the intro that it was hard to digest last weeks’ feedback from the judges, but he took his medicine and he’s ready for this week… Not familiar with the song or the artist he uses this week.

Randy said it was very karaoke, had some pitch problems. Ellen said he should try acting and he has no charisma. Sounds brutal on paper, but somehow it doesn’t sound as mean when it comes from Ellen’s mouth. Kara liked the song choice, but said he didn’t make it his own. Simon was the contrarian here- he said it was a marked improvement. He said Tim listened to the criticism and picked a more relevant song than most others tonight. Maybe Tim brought some big numbers last week and Simon is hedging bets.

It’s difficult for me to believe that this guy made it through all the rounds to get this far. He’s not a good singer/performer- last week’s performance was so painful that we had to forward it halfway through. He’s better this week, but that’s not saying much. I agree with Ellen, get an agent and try acting.

10 Lee DeWyze, 23; Lips Of An Angel, Hinder
We learn in the intro that Lee went to continuation school. Lee says he was a nice guy who made some bad decisions. He’s a good singer and I’ve got no jokes about continuation schools, so I’m going to keep it classy in here… He sings another obscure song (to me) and he does a good job of it.

Randy called his singing guitarless a bold move. The Dawg is a huge fan, but says he has pitch problems, but he liked it. Ellen said his passion and intensity really came through. Simon says vocally, Lee is head and shoulders above everyone on the men’s side. He just needs to believe in himself. A confidence issue… Kara thought it was great and can hear his voice on the radio right now.

I like Lee and the tone of his voice. I have to admit after all these years of watching AI that I can’t really pick up on pitch problems. I guess that makes me tone deaf and pitch deaf, an awesome combination to be recapping American Idol. If I can pick up your pitch problems, then it’s most definitely a problem. Lee reminds me of Jay Cutler, the quarterback for the Chicago Bears. If Lee had Tim Urban’s hair and no chin, he would be a dead ringer for Cutler… My hope is that Lee finds a song he can connect with and turn into a contender. Should make it into the final 12 easily.

It looks a little bleak for the guys’ side right now. Contenders emerge over the season as they become more comfortable in the competition, so it may be likely someone hiding in the shadows will make a run. For now, it looks like the girls are going to have to save the day with a good show.

Deserves to be in the bottom 3: Tim Urban, Jermaine Sellers, John Park

Best guess: John Park, Jermaine Sellers, Todrick Hall

So long!

AIIX recap, Semi-finalists x 12, Guys (02/24/10)

2010-02-24T23:52:00.000-08:00

So the first week is always one of the toughest. A lot of things in motion here. Some have to knock it out of the box early since they may not have a following from the auditions/Hollywood. Others may have unrealistic expectations based on highlights from Hollywood/auditions. And others may get jitters singing in front of such a large audience, both live and on TV. But what also gets me is the song choices. They are not “handcuffed” by a theme, but there are always questionable choices. And the catalog of songs available to them is not an open book either.

And other than the sheer volume of singers early on, these recaps are easier at the beginning than the end. I can come up with look alikes and first impressions right now, but I run out of material as the season goes on. My wife Kristin noticed from last night’s recap that my heart was back in it by the quality of my prose. Or she’s just saying that because she’s my wife and we’ll be married 10 years next month and knows how fragile my psyche is… 

01 – Todrick Hall, 24 (Arlington, TX); Since U Been Gone (Kelly Clarkson)
I always think it’s weird when a contestant sings a song from a previous American Idol. It’s like those Scream movies when they had the movie (Stab), which was within the movie. Todrick looked like he could be in my all-time favorite group growing up, New Edition. Was that Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky or Mike? Or Ralph? Todrick has a nice singing voice, but this was a funky arrangement and he danced around way too much. It bothered me, but I still think he’ll do better if he advances. Randy didn’t like it that the song didn’t sound like the original at all. He said you can’t take a song and obliterate it. Kara thought he is a strong enough singer that he didn’t have to do that much with the arrangement. Simon was the cruelest of all. Said he came off as a dancer trying to sing, that he murdered the original and it was verging on stupid. It was a rough start to the night, but it will get worse…

02 – Aaron Kelly, 16 (Sonestown, PA); Here Comes Goodbye (Rascal Flatts)
Some of you TAPers will get this. I think the lead singer of Rascal Flatts looks like David Jaekel. Aaron started out a bit shaky, as you could tell he was nervous. But he did get better as the song went along. My wife Kristin and son thought he should sing Miley Cyrus’ song “The Climb.” At first I thought that Aaron looked like an old actor named David Patrick Kelly who was in a bad movie with Dennis Quaid back in the ‘80s called “Dreamscape.” The premise of the movie as that this guy (David Patrick Kelly) could enter someone’s dreams and manipulate them. And if he killed you in your dream, you’d die in real life. I don’t know why I saw that movie or remember it so vividly, but I do. And I must’ve only been 13 or 14 when I saw it. What kind of movies did my parents allow me to watch?! Back to Aaron now. Upon further review, I think he looks a bit like Haley Joel Osment (The Sixth Sense kid). Simon thought he gave a good performance, but noted that he looked embarrassed to be there and not confident. Kara said he’s her favorite type of contestant; one that doesn’t have any idea how good he is. I think Aaron will be safe for awhile. Good voice, cute kid and Seacrest will keep him around because he’s finally bigger than someone.

03 – Jermaine Sellers, 27 (Joliet, IL); Get Here (Oleta Adams)
What’s with the guys singing chick’s songs? I haven’t watched last week’s Hollywood stuff yet, but I guess Jermaine walked off the stage because the band got his arrangement wrong? I wasn’t a fan of his (or his neck tat). His facial ticks were annoying and he felt way overconfident up there. Does look a bit like Will Smith though. But that won’t save him for me. Ellen thought it felt like a performance instead of him feeling the song. Randy thought he tried to do too much with the song. Kara thought it felt old and that his runs weren’t meaningful. Simon called his oversinging screaming and thought he blew it. This guy could go anytime and I’d be fine with it.

04 – Tim Urban, 20 (Duncanville, TX); Apologize (OneRepublic)
My wife Kristin had the call of the night. Tim looks like Michael J. Fox. Great call on her part. I was thinking the guy from that show “Chuck,” but I think the eyes were definitely Alex P. Keaton. This was a rough song for Tim, as his high register didn’t come close to being what it needed to be for this song. Simon said they made the right decision to cut him the first time (evidently, he was cut, then they lost a finalist and called him back). Kara said the music overpowered him. Randy said it was the wrong song, as he didn’t have the falsetto to sing it. Ellen called him adorable like 10 times. He might make it through on the pity/adorable vote alone, but he doesn’t deserve to. This was horrible.

05 – Joe Munoz, 20 (Huntington Park, CA) You and I Both (Jason Mraz)
My call of the night is that Joe looks like a cross between former Idol contestants Anoop Desai and David Archuleta. I’m VERY proud of that one. I was so proud of that that I really didn’t listen to the song much. He sounded smooth and looked comfortable on the stage (even Ellen echoed that). Randy didn’t think it was the perfect song choice, but that he worked it out. Kara said it was the best so far, but she admitted that wasn’t saying much. Simon called it safe and said he wouldn’t be able to sell records around the world. I’ll bet he’d do okay south of the border though. Joe should be safe tomorrow night.

06 – Tyler Grady, 20 (Nazareth, PA); American Woman (Guess Who/Lenny Kravitz)
My wife Kristin wished his last name was Brady, as he could’ve passed for Greg Brady/Johnny Bravo’s brother. But as I kept looking at Tyler, I kept asking myself, “Tyler, why the long face?” Did you see that Leno chin on him? This poor kid is stuck in the ‘70s. As a matter of fact, if you combined Topher Grace and Ashton Kutcher on “That ‘70s Show,” you’d come out with Tyler Grady. I was too caught up in laughing at this throwback of a kid that I really didn’t listen to him to much. I did think he screamed too much though. Simon thought it was memorable in a bad way. He called it clichéd and thought he went to “pretend to be a rock star” school. Kara thought he needed more than just the schtick. Randy called it style over substance. Ellen thought he lacked charisma. But he took his criticism well. I hope he makes it through so that I can make fun of him more.

07 – Lee DeWyze, 23 (Chicago, IL); Chasing Cars (Snow Patrol)
My wife Kristin thought he was flat in parts and he definitely sang too close to the mike. Do they change the mikes between singers? Is that a health code violation? She did say he has a nice tone to his voice though. I thought he looked a bit like Tim Tebow. And an interesting side note that my Auntie made me aware of is that TV Guide is reporting that semi-finalist Janell Wheeler (the wine sales gal) is an ex-girlfriend of Tim Tebow’s. That little nugget will go a long way for me! Ellen called it a good song choice, but that he was straining. Randy didn’t like it. Kara said the song had a small range and that when he tried to expand the range to change it up, it made the song unrecognizable. Simon called him a naturally good singer. And going back to Lee. Is DeWyze a made up name? Is it shortened? Moderately bothers me.

08 – John Park, 21 (Northbrook, IL); God Bless the Child (jazz standard)
I think I went to college with him. Or someone that looked like him. I wish his name was John Kim, which would’ve been more stereotypical, although John Park is pretty run of the mill too. Steve Chen is another common name. My wife Kristin and I have separate Steve Chens as friends. John looks like he’s straight out of a Korean drama. Especially that hairdo. Most of you are aware that my in-laws LOVE them some Korean dramas. I succumbed to the peer pressure and watched a drama (Boys Before Flowers) with my wife Kristin over Christmas break. I must say it was pretty good, but with all the TV we watch normally, I can’t watch those too often. Christmas break was perfect because all our shows were in repeats and our companies shut down between Christmas and New Year’s. We have the dramas on DVD, so you can watch them as long as you can stay awake (you don’t have to watch week to week if it was live). One good thing about the Korean dramas is that my in-laws also like to eat Korean food now. We go to a place called “Omogari,” which oddly enough, is located in San Jose’s Japantown (on 4th and Jackson). Nice family run place. Back to John. I thought the mike was too low and I couldn’t hear him very well. It was an odd song choice right out of the box for him. I hope he sticks around a few weeks though. Simon thought it was flat and had no emotion. Kara called it lounge-y. Randy thought it was too old. Ellen wished he had sung a different song. Given the other catastrophes tonight, John should be safe tomorrow night. I hope. And Shania Twain hopes so too.

09 – Michael Lynche, 26 (St. Petersburg, FL, but the AI site says Astoria, NY); This Love (Maroon 5)
My wife Kristin thought he had a real Nell Carter sound to him. I thought it was okay, but his version paled in comparison to the original. Don’t tell Michael that though. This big man doesn’t take criticism very well. I don’t mind being confident and happy with your song, but he crosses the line. I liked his personality from the auditions and the first part of Hollywood though. He’ll be through to next week for sure. I hope he picks a better song next week. Ellen said he has so much personality, but had a few pitch problems. Kara said he wasn’t outrageously great, but was better than the others (it’s been a dreadful night). Simon said he delivered small and there was nothing unique about it. He didn’t take that well and turned me off a bit, but I’ll get over it. And Michael looks like your run of the mill NFL nose tackle. I wonder if he’s going to the combines this week…

10 – Alex Lambert, 19 (North Richland Hills, TX); What A Wonderful World (James Morrison)
Wow. Nice mullet. My wife Kristin said he looked like Miley Cyrus’ brother, Jackson, on “Hannah Montana.” Another nice call. She was on fire tonight. I don’t know this song, but the way Alex sang it was horrible. It was uncomfortable. Reminded me of Rain Man when they were in the suits playing blackjack in Vegas. Simon called it the most uncomfortable performance of the night. Kara wanted to give him a hug and said he has great potential. Ellen finally says something funny (WHICH IS WHY SHE’S THERE), as she said she supports his decision to retain his mullet. Glad she mentioned the elephant in the room! I’ve been reading and Alex really has the least amount of experience in front of a camera than all the other contestants. That would explain his staring into the cameras and his trying to put his feet in the correct position on the stage. I think he was more conscious of that than in the actual singing of his song. Maybe if he could just sit and sing it might be easier for him. But I think he goes tomorrow. Poor kid.

11 – Casey James, 27 (Fort Worth, TX); Heaven (Bryan Adams)
When my daughter Kacey hears of another person with her same name, she wants to figure out how it’s spelled. We spelled hers a little differently. She’ll never get to buy anything with her name on it that is pre-done. While we were in Hawaii, we got her a little bracelet that was personalized while you wait so that she could have something with her name on it that was spelled like we spell it. I guess this guy is pretty hot? He reminds me of Bucky Covington, but better looking. My wife Kristin said that he’s got to be pretty good looking to pull that hairdo off. Evidently Kara is gaga over him. I’m glad he did well with the song because the judges were making a commotion while he was singing that could’ve distracted him. How old is Bryan Adams now? He’s like Canada’s favorite son though. I heard him sing at the opening of the Winter Olympics (not live, but on TV). And he was the opening act at that GM Place in Vancouver when it opened up in the late ‘90s. Remember that old show on MTV called “Remote Control,” with Ken Ober as the host and Kari Wuhrer as the hostess and Colin Quinn as the sidekick? I remember they had a category called “Dead, Alive or Canadian.” I always thought that show was pretty witty. I don’t know why, but Casey reminds me of the character (Lars) in the movie “Serendipity,” that starred John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale. John Corbett played Lars and Casey doesn’t look like him, but the long hair and such made me think of him. Anyway, Casey was good, although my wife Kristin mentioned he had a quick vibrato, which is odd in a guy. One of the other AI contestants that had a quick vibrato was Carmen Rasmussen from Season 2 (wow that was long ago). Kara made a big production out of Casey but finally said he’s eye candy, but also ear candy. Ellen said she could feel Kara undressing him with her eyes (she made another funny. Finally!). Randy called it a great song choice. Simon called him very honest and likeable. And called Kara a Cougar. Nice. Casey is going to go far in this competition. Seacrest finally made a funny too. He quipped that results would be on Thursday and there would be HR meetings on Friday. Seriously, that was the first witty thing I’ve heard him say in 9 years.

12 – Andrew Garcia, 24 (Moreno Valley, CA); Sugar, We’re Goin’ Down (Fall Out Boy)
Andrew’s famous for changing up Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up” during Hollywood week. We’re reminded that he’s a stay at home dad (who’s watching the kid now?!). Interesting neck tat and I think he looks like Donkey Kong. And doesn’t he look older than 24? I thought the arrangement was interesting. He’s going to do something like this every week. Sometimes he’ll hit it out of the park. Other times he’ll leave you scratching your head. I like him though. Simon was disappointed. Called it too serious and indulgent. Kara thought he took a risk. Randy called the arrangement strange. This guy is going to be fine tomorrow and he’ll be in the top 12 for sure.

I really don’t know who is going home tomorrow night. If I had to guess, I’d say Lacey Brown and Haeley Vaughn for the gals and Tim Urban and Alex Lambert for the guys.

And as always, part of the fun in me writing these is receiving your comments back…

AIIX recap, Semi-finalists x 12, Girls (02/23/10)

2010-02-23T23:42:00.000-08:00

So, here we are again. I have to admit that I didn’t think I was going to do these this year, but oddly enough, the addition of Ellen DeGeneres and the assumption that this is Simon’s last year got me. As it is, I missed the first 2 auditions (and the “Pants on the Ground” bit). We were in Hawaii last week and I missed the shows that announced the 24 semi-finalists.

So, if you’re getting these and don’t watch the show anymore and want to be off this list, please reply and I’ll take you off. No hard feelings.

To recap a bit of what’s happened so far, did anyone else think Kara looked odd during the auditions? Her hair was way flat and it made her nose look bigger. But she looks normal now. It was almost like she was softening the loss of Paula but trying to look like a mix of her and Paula. Hard to explain, but also hard to look at. Part of the reason that we missed the first 2 shows is that we upgrade to HD back in June, which was post-AI8, which means you can’t tape something until it comes up on the scheduling grid. And I forgot to add AI even though I saw all the commercials. HD is a funny thing though. Some people aren’t made for HD. Shania Twain, as beautiful as she is, was terrifying in HD. Don’t get me started on some of the coaches either. Like Norv Turner and Rick Pittino…

And is anyone else annoyed by the flashbacks in half color/sepia? It’s like they have to do that to remind us that it took place in Hollywood or during the auditions. I’m pretty insulted by that “subtle” helper.

And while we’re at it, have any of you been watching the Winter Olympics? How hot is Tanith Belbin? And is Meryl Davis hot? Her eyes are SO wide apart that she looks like a cartoon character. Jessica Rabbit? Or Renee Zellweger’s fish (Angie) on Shark Tale?

Okay, to the singers…

01 – Paige Miles, 24 (Naples, FL, although the AI site says Cypress, TX); All Right Now (Free)
Hmm, she sings the Stanford fight song… Already a strike against her in my book (although she must be a Jim Rutter favorite). Second strike is her colored contacts (at least they look like colored contacts). She looked really comfortable on the stage. Maybe a little too comfy. My wife Kristin (for those of you new to these recaps, this phrase is a running gag) thought she was only giving 80% of herself, like she was holding back. I thought she did a decent job of putting her own spin on a rock song. Not great, but probably better than the worst tonight. Simon thought she has the best female voice, but it was a wrong song choice. Kara liked that she took a rock song and put her soul in it, but thought she could’ve done more with the chorus. Ellen said something innocuous, which disappointed me throughout the night. I get that she is not the “musical” one and is there as a fan, but I thought she’d be wittier and funnier. She was pretty much non-critical and said she liked everything. Or if she criticized, she followed with, “but you were great…” Right now, I’m still glad Paula is gone, but until Ellen gives me something more, I think it could’ve gone back to a 3 judge panel.

02 – Ashley Rodriguez, 22 (Chelsea, MA); Happy (Leona Lewis)
I was a bit distracted when Ashley was up, but I will say this, add Leona Lewis to the “Don’t Sing” list, along with Whitney Houston, Alicia Keys, Stevie Wonder. Or the “Singer Beware” list. What I did notice about Ashley was that she was wearing those jeans looking spandex things. I don’t know if I like them or not. They look like jeans, but they aren’t. Apparently she wasn’t that good up there because the judges made her cry. She seemed perplexed by the criticism. She may be in trouble on Thursday.

03 – Janell Wheeler, 24 (Orlando, FL); What About Love (Heart)
Janell’s a wine sales rep, which means if this AI thing doesn’t work out for her, she’ll be getting into pharma sales soon. She too was rocking the evidently popular jeans/spandex look. I remember her from the auditions and thought she did pretty well. This song was too big for her though. Randy called her song choice bad. Ellen was simply positive. Simon said she gave 100% effort, but only delivered 65%. Kara said the song was too big for her. She kinda looked like Teri Polo (girlfriend/fiancé/wife from “Meet the Parents,” small role as Josh Charles’ love interest in my favorite TV show of all time “Sports Night” and early on the love interest in “Mystery Date,” opposite a young Ethan Hawke). Right now, looks help out as much as anything and I think she’ll be okay.

04 – Lilly Scott, 20 (Littleton, CO); Fixing a Hole (The Beatles)
The singers must appreciate that they get to choose from The Beatles catalog now. Strangely, I thought Lilly looked like one of Marge Simpson’s sisters. I didn’t recognize this song and I totally didn’t get it. The judges loved her though. Ellen called it a random song choice, but it made her stand out. Simon didn’t feel her star power. Kara called her believable. Randy called her an indie artist. I didn’t like it one bit. The only thing that I came away with from her was that she towered over Seacrest, making her probably 5’6” or something…

05 – Katelyn Epperly, 19 (West Des Moines, IA); Oh! Darling (The Beatles)
Again, didn’t know this was a Beatles song. And we have The Beatles Rock Band! Was it me or did Katelyn look like Sandy in the last scene of Grease? Complete with BIG hair and black leather/spandex outfit. She also reminded me of a tall Meg Ryan. I thought she was the best so far, combining voice, confidence, etc. Simon liked her and called her quirky. Kara called her “make over” not helping. Randy liked that she paid attention to her tone. I think she’s safe to next week.

06 – Haeley Vaughn, 16 (Fort Collins, CO); I Want To Hold Your Hand (The Beatles)
Was this Beatles night? I remember this girl from the auditions. She could rent space on those gums of hers. Now this song I recognized, although not the way she sang it. She definitely changed it up, but she needs to sell it if that was making it her own. That was painful to listen to. Simon summed it all up by saying it was verging on terrible. She is better than this. I remember that she was the girl who sang the country song in her audition. I think she’s gone on Thursday. That was awful.

07 – Lacey Brown, 24 (Amarillo, TX); Landslide (Fleetwood Mac)
I vaguely remember her from last season. Megan Joy made it instead of her into the top 24. She came back with red hair this year and looked a little like Annie Lennox. Or maybe Kristen Wiig. She was in “Whip It” the movie about roller derby with the girl from “Juno.” Saw it on the plane ride back yesterday. Wiig is best known for her character, Penelope on Saturday Night Live. You know the one who is the serial one-upper. Funny bit. Lacey looked nervous and in effect her vocal chords sounded tight (that was an observation from my wife Kristin). To me, it sounded like she needed more music in the background. It almost sounded a cappella. I thought it was horrible and she got a late, almost pity, standing O. Randy said it was pitchy and not the right song. Ellen said she was better than that. Simon called it depressing. Kara thought a Six Pence None The Richer song would’ve been better for her. I think Lacey is in trouble on Thursday.

08 – Michelle Delamore, 23 (Miami, FL); Falling (Alicia Keys)
Although it’s a general no-no to sing an Alicia Keys song, she did a decent job of it and even made it sound a little different. Michelle is good looking and has a good enough voice to breeze to the top 12. Ellen thought it was fantastic, but safe. Simon took a little jab at her and called her a professional singer (she was a corporate singer, along with a clothing associate). Kara called her very commercial looking, which I thought was a bit of a catty remark.

09 – Didi Benami, 23 (Hollywood, CA, by way of Knoxville, TN, I think); The Way I Am (Ingrid Michaelson)
My wife Kristin thought she was much like Megan Joy from last year (pretty, quirky phrasing) but better. I couldn’t get over the throw rug that she was wearing as a blouse. Changing up that song was pretty odd because it’s an oddly timed song when sung regularly (did that make ANY sense?). Simon called her a good singer, but thought the song was a bit indulgent and dreary. Kara thought she made good changes to the song but was pitchy at times. Randy called it sleepy. I think Didi is safe on Thursday.

10 – Siobhan Magnus, 19 (Cape Cod, MA, but the AI site says Barnstable, MA); Wicked Game (Chris Isaak)
Siobhan is a glassblowing apprentice, which is quite an odd profession. I have a friend who says his sons do that, which I thought was cool, but then he said all they make is drug paraphernalia, which I thought was odd. My wife Kristin thought she looked like Ally Sheedy, especially in “The Breakfast Club.” But also said she has a smile like Demi Lovato. We watch a ton of Disney Channel and Nickelodeon at our house (iCarly, Wizards of Waverly Place, Sonny With A Chance, etc). Siobhan really has a unique voice. A lot lower than you’d expect. Randy said she had a great voice and told her to reach for bigger songs (usually it’s the judges telling the singers that the song was too big for them!). Simon called her a funny little thing. I think Siobhan will be in the top 12.

11 – Crystal Bowersox, 24 (Elliston, OH); Hand In My Pocket (Alanis Morrisette)
Julia Stiles look alike alert! I really liked Crystal. Very folksy. I thought she was going to be a rocker chick, but she’s very folksy. Although the harmonica was cool, but the way she plays it reminded me of Joan Cusack’s character in “Sixteen Candles” and her head gear. Imagine Crystal trying to drink out of a water faucet with that on. I also like that she is kinda the anti-Idol and she’s really only doing this to get a bigger paycheck for her son. Randy called her one of his favorites and used the word “honesty,” which I haven’t mentioned before, but that word seemed to be used a lot tonight. Does that mean that the others are dishonest? Anyway, Ellen called Idol lucky that she auditioned. Kara called her good tonight. Simon was surprisingly critical of her, saying there are 10,000 other girls singing that way outside a subway station. I guess I see his point, but she was very good compared to the other gals tonight. And she looks like Julia Stiles.

12 – Katie Stevens, 17 (Middlebury, CT); Feeling Good (Michael Buble)
First off, that was not an outfit becoming of a 17 year old girl. That bothered me. Katie definitely has a big voice, but she also kinda acted “affected” up there and had moves reminiscent of a high schooler (which she is). She thought she killed it, but then she got no positive feedback. Ellen called the song too old for a 17 year old. Simon said it became annoying and pageantry. Kara said she has a natural gift, but was pitchy. Randy said she was pushing so hard that the notes were going sharp. Katie definitely was not ready for that criticism. That being said, I think she still has a wonderful voice and should be good on Thursday.

That’s all folks. I’ll do my best to keep on top of these and I’ve got aces in the bullpen to help me out in a pinch. Mike Rico, Jim Rutter and Tony Kikuta will all contribute in some shape or form this season again. See you tomorrow night…

AI8 recap, Finalists x 2 (05/19/09)

2009-05-19T23:41:00.000-07:00

My apologies to all you Danny Gokey fans for completely jinxing him. I honestly thought he was the safest of the three to make the finale. Goes to show you how much I know.

I’m flying solo tonight as my wife Kristin is in Chicago for work, so there may be misspellings, grammar errors, etc. I’ve been known to dangle a participle here and there.

Seacrest calls tonight “Acoustic vs. Glam,” and among other things “The Guy Next Door vs. The Guyliner.” Laughs all around. That Ryan Seacrest sure is funny (you can’t see it right now, but I’m totally rolling my eyes). Kris won the coin toss and chose to go second. Interesting choice.

Three songs tonight. The first one will be contestant’s choice, the second will be producer Simon Fuller’s choice and the last will be the “winner’s single,” co-written by Kara.

01 – Adam, Mad World (Tears for Fears)
I finally got to see this performance, as when he originally performed it (Finalists x 8), the TiVo cut out since they went like 10 minutes over that night. Very good again. A little weird with the long coat and dry ice though. Completely ‘80s, as it had a Phil Collins “In The Air Tonight” feel to it. Randy gave him an A+ on that one. Kara was so happy that he chose that song because he rocked it again tonight. Simon said it was a little bit over-theatrical (um, this IS Adam we’re talking about Simon…) and reminiscent of “Phantom of the Opera.” I thought it was fine. But I still can’t see listening to a whole CD of Adam’s screaming. I wish he’d have done the “Tracks of My Tears” song instead.

02 – Kris, Ain’t No Sunshine (Bill Withers)
I thought this was an interesting song choice because I thought he was better during Disco Week with the Donna Summer song and even last week’s version of the Kanye West song. Looking back, I think I said he was good when he did this one originally, but the fact that I can’t remember it means it wasn’t that memorable for me. I’m still not a huge fan of Kris’. Was he better tonight than he was when he sang it during iTunes week? I don’t know. The judges sure seemed to think so. Randy called it of his best performances. Kara said if Kris doesn’t move you, something’s wrong with you. I guess I’m going to the doctor tomorrow since I feel nothing when he sings (except that “She Works Hard For The Money” song). Paula completely flubbed her pre-arranged statement. Simon didn’t think he deserved to be in the finale, but took it back after this performance. He also gave round 1 to Kris. I think it was close. Maybe Kris comes out ahead, but not by much.

03 – Adam, A Change Is Gonna Come (Sam Cooke)
Adam did well with this one. Understated at times, but with a big finish. Toned it down with a grey suit and aqua tie. Randy said he can sing his face off. Kara said it might have been his best performance and interpretation of a song. Paula said it was the best she’s ever heard him sing. Simon said he was 100% back in the game. This sure did make up for any perceived shortcomings from his first song.

04 – Kris, What’s Going On (Marvin Gaye)
Kris reminds me of the guy in “Animal House” whose guitar got smashed by John Belushi. That guy was actually singer/songwriter Stephen Bishop. “I gave my love a cherry that had no stone. I gave my love a chicken that had no bone. I gave my love a story that haaad no end. I gave …” Cue Belushi smashing the guitar. Sorry. Kris was truly a dark horse in this competition. Who’d have thought he’d get to the finals? And he’s probably the odds on favorite to win. I’m guessing that Danny Gokey’s votes are going to Kris and not Adam. Randy called it a great song choice, but a little bit light for this point in the competition. Kara liked that he’s always been true to himself. Paula made some lame attempt at humor by saying she knew what’s going on. Simon panned it saying that it sounded like 3 friends strumming to a Marvin Gaye song. Said it was too laid back. He gave round two to Adam by a million percent.

05 – Adam, No Boundaries (Kara DioGuardi, with Cathy Dennis and Mitch Allen)
I think that with a new song, it’s an advantage to going first, as this will be the first impression everyone gets with the song. Adam did well with it, although he’s not as confident as with songs that he knows. I thought he got a bit screechy at times, but most of these “original” songs are power ballads and Adam does power ballads. Randy said he can sing anything (was that a compliment or a dig to Kara?). Not his favorite performance, just a’ight. Kara was moved and proud to have him sing her song. Simon chose not to judge on that song (he was giggling at Kara’s song, I think), but added that he is the best, most original contestant ever on the show. He added that they’re looking for a worldwide star and they found it in Adam. This was probably tough on the guys, as they had to learn 3 songs, one of which they’ve never heard before. I thought Adam was decent with this one. But he’ll still be in the bottom 2 tomorrow…

06 – Kris, No Boundaries (Kara DioGuardi, with Cathy Dennis and Mitch Allen)
Kris looked naked up there with no guitar or piano. He looked like he didn’t know the song and I could swear that he missed a word early on. Although how would I really know that since I don’t know this song? I think Danny Gokey would’ve sung this song the best. Randy thought the key was a little high for Kris. But thought the song suited Kris better than Adam. Kara didn’t want Kris judged on that song because it was a little too high for him. Simon thought his clear highlight was his first song and that he thoroughly deserved to standing on that stage tonight. Which means he thinks Adam should win, but thought Kris belonged in the finals.

Like most finales, I don’t think tonight will sway voters one way or another. If you liked Adam or Kris going in, you’ll like them after tonight. Don’t think many people were on the fence with these two. I’d like to think Adam will win, but it seems as though Kris has more voters and will maybe gain more votes with the fallen Danny Gokey. My wife Kristin has said for weeks now that Kris is really the only one that NEEDS to win this competition. Adam, Danny and even Allison are set. They’ve showcased enough of themselves to get a record deal. Kris may have too, but winning and having a guaranteed deal with American Idol is bigger for him than anyone else. So, I really don’t care who wins.

I was going to include some commentary on Joan Rivers winning The Celebrity Apprentice over Annie Duke, but it’s just too late right now. If you’re so inclined, e-mail me and I’ll give you my thoughts.

Thanks all. It’s been fun. See you next season. I think. And thanks to Mike Rico and Jim Rutter for filling in for me this season again.

AI8 recap, Finalists x 3 (05/12/09)

2009-05-12T23:17:00.000-07:00

Not a big shocker that Allison went home last week. She’s an unbelievable talent, but I don’t think she had people voting for her (obviously). For some reason, I think that she was fun off camera, but once that red light went on, she went Cindy Brady on us. No doubt she’ll get some kind of record deal based on her performances throughout the season. She’s got mad talent, but mad talent doesn’t always win this competition.

This has traditionally been the week where the final 3 sing 3 songs (judge’s choice, own choice and Clive Davis’ choice), but either due to time constraints or Clive not being there, it’s only 2 songs each. I’m not complaining in the least.

01 – Danny Gokey, Dance Little Sister (Terence Trent D’Arby; Paula’s choice)
So I’ve got to be honest with you, the only Terence Trent D’Arby song that I remember is “Wishing Well.” I looked Terence up on Wikipedia and found out that he’s changed his name to Sananda Maitreya. Huh? Um, okay. The guy who blogs for USA Today thought this was a great song choice for Danny. Me, not so much. Danny’s better at ballads and inviting him to dance up there is only asking for trouble. My wife Kristin called this a sucky song choice and added that Paula did him a disservice (although she did think he sang the song well). I agree. Danny doesn’t do dance. It’s not Taylor Hicks bad, but it does resemble a fish out of water in some ways. It’s not Elaine from Seinfeld bad, but it’s not all that smooth either. Randy said way to jump it off and it was dope for him. Kara liked the song choice because it kept him in his money spot, but thought there was too much gyrating in the dancing. And added that she won’t remember that performance. Paula thought he did really good, but c’mon, what else is she going to say since she picked the song for him. Simon called the dancing a bit desperate, but it was vocally very good. Personally, we wish Paula would’ve collaborated with Kara instead of going solo on this one.

02 – Kris Allen, Apologize (OneRepublic; Randy & Kara’s choice)
My wife Kristin wished they’d have given this song to Danny or even last year to David Archuleta. Kris is very talented, as he’s been up on that stage with both the guitar and piano. I didn’t think that this was a great song choice because it’s a bad song to change up. They’d have done him more of a favor if they gave him a regular song that he could change up. This song was already stylized and hard to make sound different. Randy said this was a glimpse of what Kris can be in the industry. Kara said it was a real confident performance, but thought it was too safe and that he didn’t hit it out of the park. Paula said there was a bum note that was real loud, but she was proud of him. Simon blamed Kara (but not Randy, interestingly enough) for the song choice. I agree with Simon that it was a bad song choice, but I wouldn’t have blamed them in the way that he did.

03 – Adam Lambert, One (U2; Simon’s choice)
Simon got to name drop saying that he got the okay from Bono personally for this song. Nice work, Simon! Only 150 more name drops to catch up to Randy. Adam slowed it down a bit and did his normal Adam brilliant performance. But it’s interesting because at a lunch today we were discussing Adam (and all 3 contestants, for that matter). My friend said that out of the last 3, Kris’ would be the only CD he’d be interested in buying, which I thought was odd at first, but after explaining himself, it made a lot of sense. Kris sings the music he listens to. Adam has a great voice and unbelievable falsetto, etc, but he wouldn’t want to listen to a whole album of his (my wife Kristin has been saying this since week 1 too!). He thinks Danny might be best suited for Christian rock, although I think he may have a little more crossover appeal than that. Randy thought the vocals were unbelievable but didn’t like how he changed the melody. Kara called him a strategist. If it was Dubya speaking, he’d have complimented him on his strategery. Paula said something that sounded like an ode to one (since that was the name of the song; very clever Paula. Not). Simon called it a brilliant song choice and added that it would be one of the biggest upsets in the history of the show if he wasn’t in the finals.

Round one went to Adam, with Danny in second and Kris in third.

04 – Danny Gokey, You Are So Beautiful (Billy Preston/Joe Cocker)
So this song was originally by Billy Preston, but Joe Cocker sang a slowed-down version of it a year later. Danny had amazing control and gentleness on this song. See Paula, Danny does ballads. Picking a fast song for him does him no favors. What would she have chosen for Anoop this week? Another Michael Jackson song that he’d have to dance to? Randy reiterated what we already know – that Danny really can sing. I sure hope so. It’s a singing competition. Kara said that was stunning. She’s beginning to over-enunciate her words like Avery Johnson now. It kinda bugs. Paula said he left us all breathless. I wish it would’ve left her speechless. Simon loved the song, not the arrangement (should’ve left well enough alone; but then he’d have gotten hammered for not making it his own), but called it a vocal master class. I still think Danny is safe tomorrow. He’s never been in the bottom 3. He’s got a great voice and a uniqueness to it. He’s got a riveting backstory (young wife who passed away recently). He’s very likeable. I’d be very surprised if he goes home tomorrow.

05 – Kris Allen, Heartless (Kanye West)
When I first heard that he was singing this, I was like, how is that going to work? Kanye’s voice is all computerized (like Roger back in the ‘80s) and he’s a rapper. And I have to admit that I don’t know this song. My wife Kristin (kiddingly) says I’m not relevant enough to do this recap because all I listen to in the car is sports talk radio and ‘80s music! She also says this because she knows I hate it when they use the word “relevant.” And I have to agree with her. Back to Roger, he played at my Grad Nite at Disneyland back in 1988 (yup, I’m dating myself). The big headliner was Expose. The Force MDs played on the Tom Sawyer island theater. Roger played at what is now the Buzz Lightyear Café. And Expose played at an amphitheater that is no longer there. I’m trying to figure out what is there now. Toon Town? Anyway, back to Kris. This was a pretty cool deal. He stayed true to the song. He just did it with an acoustic guitar (and no band behind him). Randy said he liked this version better than Kanye’s or The Fray’s. Kara wondered why he didn’t do that to the song they chose for him (um, because you picked a stylized song that he couldn’t further stylize, Kara. Duh). She also called him fearless by going out there with only an acoustic guitar. Paula said this keeps him relevant (goodness I hate it when they use that word). Simon had written him off after his first song, but that song changed his opinion. This totally redeemed Kris for me. I think it’s between him and Adam to go with Gokey at this point.

06 – Adam Lambert, Cryin’ (Aerosmith)
Adam was again good with this song, but what was up with the background singers being louder than him on the chorus? This was our least favorite of the last 3, contestants choice songs. Randy called Adam one of the best AI’s had and one of the most charismatic. Kara asked who hits those notes that he hits? Simon pleaded with the public to vote for Adam because he deserves to be in the finale on talent alone. But Simon was also quoted in TV Guide that he thinks it should/will be an Adam and Danny finale with Danny getting a 55/45 split of the votes. But then I just read that Simon was also recently on Oprah and he predicted that Adam was going to win. I’m a bit scared for Adam after this last song. He didn’t end it as strongly as I thought he might. I do see Adam coming out with a Glam Rock album, which would be interesting. He’d corner the market, as there aren’t any Glam Bands currently. But on the flip side, there’s a reason there aren’t any Glam Bands anymore. They’ve run their course and that’s not “relevant” right now. I hate myself for just typing that.

Round two goes to Danny and Kris, with Adam in 3rd.

In: Danny
Out: Kris or Adam, but probably Kris

NOTE: My supreme jinxing power just went into effect and Danny should now be shaking in his boots. Sorry Danny.

AI8 recap, Finalists x 4 (05/05/09)

2009-05-05T23:11:00.001-07:00

So, backtracking to last week, what a shocker that Adam was in the bottom 2. I can’t prove this and have no evidence to say any different, but I really question the veracity of the votes sometimes. I’m guessing that the producers don’t mess with the bottom person, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they sometimes manipulated who was in the bottom 2 so that more people will vote for someone (like Adam last week). I was under the impression that not only was Adam light years better than the rest performance-wise, but also voting-wise. I guess I was wrong (or was I?).

This week was Rock Week (a first) with Slash as their mentor. I remembered Slash from Guns N Roses and his likeness is also on the box for Guitar Hero “Legends of Rock.” He’s got that signature contemporary “Mad Hatter” top hat. We have Guitar Hero for the Wii and my wife is pretty good. She picked it up right away. I think she finished a song in her second try. It took me a week to finish a song. If you aren’t doing well (missing the notes, etc), they boo you off the stage. I got unceremoniously booed off the stage for quite awhile. I’m better now, but still not very good. They have 4 levels, Easy, Medium, Hard and Expert. I have a hard time on Medium. My 6 year old son can even complete a song on Easy now. His hands are too small to hold the guitar regularly so he holds the guitar horizontally on his lap like a Japanese koto. He strums with his right hand and uses his thumb on his left hand to hit the notes. It’s pretty amazing that he can finish a song like that, but he does. Did I mention we watch too much TV and play too many video games around our house?

This week was another first too. The final four broke up into twos and also performed duets. A cool concept if you can harmonize and blend with your partner.

01 – Adam, Whole Lotta Love (Led Zeppelin)
Wow he’s good. I think his high pitched voice at times sounds like Axl Rose’s, which would’ve been funny if Slash mentioned that. I really wish Adam would’ve come out in classic ‘80s Glam Rock gear, complete with a tied headband, multi-colored neon spandex and a muscle shirt with frayed sleeves. And a shaggy afro. Randy thinks Adam and Slash should make a record together. Kara called him a Rock God. Simon joked that it was a little understated, then added the only problem was that nobody can top that. Kara mentioned that he should record a Glam Rock album because no one’s doing that right now. Probably for good reason, but I can see him including a rock song or two on his album. Adam will be safe tomorrow. Guaranteed.

02 – Allison, Cry Baby (Janis Joplin)
Slash liked that Allison has natural rock and roll mannerisms and swagger. My only fear was that it’s hard to “rock up” a rock song, like she’s been doing just about every week to date. My fears were realized, in that she didn’t really change the song up much. I still love her rock voice though. Randy didn’t like the song choice. Kara thought Janis was the right choice, but would’ve chosen a different song. Paula said she could play Janis in a biopic. Simon thought her confidence up there was staggering from where she came from 8 weeks ago. I thought Allison was okay tonight. It’s interesting that she didn’t come out and own rock night. She’ll probably be in the bottom 2, but that would’ve happened no matter how she sang tonight because Adam and Danny are that popular.

Kris & Danny, Renegade (Styx)
This duet was a bit clunky, but it really reminded me how much I enjoy listening to Danny’s voice compared to Kris’. Styx was an interesting band for me. They were bigger in the ‘70s but I only knew them for “Mr. Roboto,” which doesn’t come close to defining the group. Lead singer Dennis DeYoung is a Chicago guy and I used to hear him on the local radio shows back when I was in Chicago. I heard him singing with a 50-piece orchestra on the radio once. Judges didn’t really dig this duet.

03 – Kris, Come Together (The Beatles)
When I think of The Beatles, I don’t think of this song, but it goes to show the diversity of the group. Another group that was extremely diverse in their sound is “Queen.” Kris didn’t really change this up much, but having such a limiting genre this late in the competition is pretty tough. I didn’t particularly enjoy this song tonight. Kara called Kris the softer side of rock, but said it wasn’t a great performance. Simon didn’t like it and likened it to eating ice for lunch. I think Kris will be in the bottom 2 tomorrow night. It’ll either be him or Allison going home.

04 – Danny, Dream On (Aerosmith)
I know this song from playing it on Guitar Hero. Jared knows it too! Although this isn’t in Danny’s wheelhouse, I thought he did pretty well tonight. Randy thought it was alright and gave him an A+ for a valiant effort. Kara thought he took it too far and thought he should’ve gone with an earlier Aerosmith hit (although Dream On was their first hit). Simon thought the last note was like watching a horror movie, but thinks he’ll be safe tomorrow. I think Danny’s safe too. I really like Danny’s voice, but I wonder what kind of record he’ll eventually cut.

Adam & Allison, Slow Ride (Foghat)
And this song is on Guitar Hero too! These two really did well together tonight. Randy thinks that they should do a duet on each other’s albums. Kara liked that they were pushing each other to do better. Simon was saying something and my TiVo cut out again. I read online that he said he thought Adam gave Allison a chance of staying in the competition with that duet.

Top 2: Adam, Danny
Bottom 2: Kris, Allison
Gone: Kris

AI8 recap, Finalists x 5 (04/28/09)

2009-04-28T23:24:00.000-07:00

So, a little on last week’s eliminations. Glad to see Lil go. She had underwhelmed me for long enough. Real sad to see Anoop go, especially when I heard this week would be the Standards from the Rat Pack era. Anoop could’ve killed a song this week. But I also think that he may have been relieved to go home after all the time he spent in the bottom 3. I wish Matt would’ve gone last week, just to show the judges that they wasted their save on a guy who the voting public turned down twice already.

Again, this week was Rat Pack standards and Jamie Foxx was the guest mentor. Have you seen “Ray?” Jamie was unbelievable in that movie. We have “Dreamgirls” on the shelf but haven’t watched it yet. Jamie was also in a little known movie called “Shade” about poker and a con. Jamie’s a classically trained musician (that can act and do stand up too), but his mentoring was a bit odd at times. My wife Kristin can’t stand his song that’s out on the radio right now (“Blame It”).

And as a side note, I’m so glad that it was only 5 singers and 5 songs tonight. Usually at this point, they have the singers sing 2 songs.

01 – Kris, The Way You Look Tonight
So, I love this song. There are many, many versions of it out there, but my favorite one is the one featured on the “Father of the Bride” soundtrack. I don’t even know who sang it, but it’s my favorite arrangement. It was also featured in “My Best Friend’s Wedding,” under a Tony Bennett cover, but my favorite song on that soundtrack is the “I Say A Little Prayer” song that the cast did at the rehearsal dinner. Especially the part with the lobster and his claws in the background. This song (The Way You Look Tonight) is definitely a wedding-type song. Pretty typical for a first dance or father-daughter dance (it was my wife Kristin’s dance with her dad). Kris did a good job with it tonight. He played it straight but it was still unique, which is hard to do since this song has been done so many times. Randy thought it was his best performance to date, which I disagree with. I thought Kris was best and most memorable last week. Kara called him truly a dark horse. Paula called him a contemporary crooner and Simon called it a little bit wet. Didn’t really understand what he meant by that, but I guess he was just trying to say that he liked it, but just not as much as the other 3. Kris is probably safe tomorrow night.

02 – Allison, Someone To Watch Over Me
It’s Allison’s birthday today (she turned 17) and when Ryan mentioned that, she gave the “raise the roof” motion. Do people still do that? I mean, seriously? I’ll break out the “raise the roof,” but it’s purely in jest. Who started that gesture? It had to be someone in sports. I remember Emmitt Smith doing it, but I thought it was in response to the signal that the football referees do to reset the play clock. And when I do “raise the roof” it’s never with two hands. I’ll only do it with one hand, which shows how committed to the motion I am (I’m not). Hmm. Back to Allison. Vocally, my wife Kristin thinks it should be Adam and Allison in the finals, but realistically it will probably be Adam and Danny. But it’s close between Allison and Danny vocally. Randy mentioned that she looks like Brittany Murphy (is he reading this recap?). And I’ll add she looks like the Brittany Murphy as Tai Fraiser in “Clueless.” Kara said something but did it in her “girlfriend” voice that bugs the heck out of me. Paula said something scripted. Does she have a teleprompter? Does she write her comments down before they even sing? Simon called it a great performance, but has a horrible feeling that she’s in trouble tonight. I think Simon is pulling the old reverse psychology trickeroo. When he pans someone, people tend to vote for that person. We’ll see if it works. She still may be in the bottom 2 tomorrow though.

03 – Matt, My Funny Valentine
Every time I hear this song I think of Michelle Pfeiffer draped over a piano singing this in “The Fabulous Baker Boys.” She did all of her own vocals in that movie, as well as her stint in “Grease 2.” As bad as “Grease 2” was in comparison to the original, I would still watch it if it was on TV. I even have the soundtrack. It had some campy songs, but a few weren’t bad. Speaking of bad, Matt was bad tonight. Jamie’s suggestion of making the song a key lower turned into off key for the beginning. He was pitchy too and my wife Kristin calls him a one-trick pony, as all Matt likes to do is riff. His phrasing and accent seemed like he was trying to sing the song like a Rat Packer, maybe even Sammy Davis, Jr. Randy called it a little pitchy and that it didn’t all come together. Kara didn’t think he was emotionally connected to the song. Paula did the predictable thing and praised him so that she could hear the crowd on her side. She is so predictable. Simon then went on to disagree with Randy and say it was the only believable authentic song tonight. I see Simon working here. He’s using the reverse psychology again. If he agrees with Randy and Kara, it may give Matt pity votes. Well played, Cowell. Well played. Matt is going home tomorrow night.

04 – Danny, Come Rain or Come Shine
Jamie was a bit weird in his commentary for Danny. He was getting all up in his grill while he was singing. Evidently it worked though because Danny knocked it out of the park. He finally ended a song with a big note! It was a bit boring at the start, but he ended with a bang. The performance reminded me of Sugar Ray Leonard in this heyday, when he’d do nothing for the first 2 ½ minutes of a round, then end with a flurry of harmless punches at the end of the round to “steal” it on the judges’ cards. Randy said he could have an album of songs like that. Kara liked his swagger and said it was the most creative he’s been with a melody so far. Paula called him stellar. Simon liked his swagger and confidence up there. I hope this means that Danny is about to hit his stride. He started out so fast but came back to the pack in the middle and was surpassed by Adam in the process. I hope Danny picks it up and gives Adam a run for the money. I still think Adam is head and shoulders above everyone else, but I’d like to see Danny right there with him.

05 – Adam, Feeling Good
What’s interesting about this song is that A.J. Tabaldo and Leslie Hunt both sang this song in the second week of season 6 of AI and both were eliminated that week. But, Brian Melo and Natalie Gauci both sang this song on their respective international Idols (Canadian and Australian, respectively) and both went on to win their respective competitions. How many times did I use respective(ly) in that last sentence? Tonight Adam showed his incredible range and incredible control once again. This did feel a bit like a Broadway performance, but I don’t mind anymore. Adam’s amazing. I just wonder if he’s killing the other competitors in votes every week. We know he’s never been in the bottom 3 (neither has Danny), but I’d like to know what the vote counts have been. Randy called him a little (a little?) theatrical tonight, but in the zone. Kara fawned over him again. Simon said something about Adam being in it to win it. Adam should be safe tomorrow and I have a feeling it will be Adam, Danny and Kris as the final 3.

Bottom 2: Matt, Allison
Out: Matt

I now have to mention a little bit about Dancing With The Stars. Is it me or does Julianne Hough’s boyfriend/dance partner Chuck Wicks look like a dead ringer for Matt Leinart? And Lil Kim is so short that all she looks like is boobs and butt. No torso. I think Melissa (from the Bachelor) looks like The Nanny. Good thing she doesn’t have her annoying voice and laugh. Is it weird that Shawn Johnson looks like Sabrina Bryan? And that they both danced with Mark Ballas? People like Gilles Marini (I don’t), but I think he’ll be in the finals with Lil Kim and Shawn Johnson. Although Melissa has a chance if she isn’t hurt that bad (ribs). I’m so glad that Chelsie Hightower is on the show after her run at So You Think You Can Dance last year. And I can’t wait for SYTYCD to start again on May 21 (after AI is over).

And thanks to those who mentioned Susan Boyle from “Britain’s Got Talent” to me. Do yourself a favor and YouTube it. Or go to this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY
It’s only been viewed over 47 million times so far...

AI8 recap, Finalists x 7A (04/21/09)

2009-04-21T23:32:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Mike Rico who wrote the recap last week, although he didn’t quite identify himself, other than saying the Ura Family was down in San Diego (you had to put 2 and 2 together to get that it was him writing). Credit is due to Mike for another great recap and a big thanks for filling in once again.

To recap what happened last week, we saw the performances on TV down in San Diego, but didn’t see the results show on Wednesday night. Had to hunt down the story on Thursday morning. When we told my father-in-law that Matt got voted off, but they saved him, he asked simply, “why?” My feelings exactly. America doesn’t like or get Matt. They didn’t vote him through in his semi-final. He had to be brought back by the judges, then put through by the judges (and not a popular vote). Now they save him again? Can’t they just let him and his Justin Timberlake wannabe self go away?

And to get back to San Diego, if you have kids under 10, LegoLand is the way to go. They have a ton of rides now (3 roller coasters) and attractions. The food is unbelievable for an amusement park. The things they made out of Legos around the park defy logic. It’s less crowded than Disneyland because there aren’t any teenagers and the adults are with kids. Throw in Sea World, the Zoo and Wild Animal Park and, as my son Jared says, “San Diego rocks.”

So this week is Disco Week, but it’s also “Turn Off the TV Week” at my son Jared’s school (he’s in 1st grade). So he’s agreed to not watch TV at all this week. And so did my wife Kristin and I … until the kids go to sleep! We’ve got so much TV to make up from last week. I’m so into The Celebrity Apprentice right now. And the Haney Project where Tiger’s coach Hank Haney is trying to fix Charles Barkley’s major hitch in his swing. But on the positive side, we’ve been able to do more things with Jared and Kacey instead of watching TV. We’ve played a Pokemon dice game, which is akin to Yahtzee. And tonight we made jigsaw puzzles. But now onto the recap…

01 – Lil Rounds, I’m Every Woman (Chaka Khan)
Lil has a bad habit of trying to emulate each performer to honor them and this week she looked a bit like Donna Summer. But the problem with that is that she comes off as a copycat and unoriginal, which is what you’re not supposed to do on this silly, contrived competition. I don’t know if she doesn’t know how to make a song her own or if she is blatantly trying to do what she is doing. Regardless, I’m done with her. She can’t take criticism. She makes a sour face when getting the judges’ comments. It’s like she thinks she’s a better singer than she is. She definitely knows how to sing, but it seems like she doesn’t know music. Like in “Days of Thunder” when Tom Cruise’s character knew how to drive, but didn’t know anything about cars. Or my wife Kristin likens it to the difference between a cook and a chef. Anyone can follow a recipe, but only chefs can add their own panache to a recipe to make it memorable. Randy said she can definitely sing, but she didn’t show them anything. Kara said everyone’s been waiting for her to sing a Chaka Khan song, but it wasn’t worth the wait. Simon said he was glad she had fun up there because it will be the last time we see her up on that stage. She had no originality. She should go tomorrow night.

02 – Kris Allen, She Works Hard For The Money (Donna Summer)
I don’t dig Kris every week, but this version worked for me. It had a Jack Johnson feel (a la “Upside Down” on the Curious George soundtrack; have I told you that the last adult movie that me and my wife Kristin went to together, sans the kids, was Ocean’s Twelve? You realize they’ve had an Ocean’s Thirteen out since…). My wife Kristin chimed in with this was finally a memorable performance for Kris. Although he had the luxury of going after Lil. This performance reminded me of the old trick apartment hunters do. They take you out to see a ton of crappy apartments and the last one is okay. But you think it looks better than it is because it’s so much better than the junk they’ve shown you all day. Although I do think Kris’ performance was better than that average apartment. But Lil’s was every bit as crappy as those dives that the hunters show you. Kara said he took a risk with the arrangement and it paid off. Paula said it had a Santana feel to it and then made some comment about him taking a chance by singing a woman’s song. Miss Short Term Memory (which was a great old skit by Tom Hanks in the Saturday Night Live’s of the ‘80s) conveniently forgot that Danny and Anoop also sang women’s songs (Mariah Carey’s “Hero” and Monica’s “Angel of Mine”; both in the same week too). Simon called it a complete polar opposite of Lil’s song. It was original, well thought out and not karaoke. Randy called him ready for the big time. Kris should make the final four (along with Adam, Danny and Allison). He’s safe tomorrow.

03 – Danny Gokey, September (Earth, Wind and Fire)
So shouts go out to Peter and Kelly Kim, as Kelly is a huge EWF fan (like my wife Kristin) and they got married on the “21st night of September.” I really like Danny and his dancing doesn’t bother me much. It’s way better than Taylor Hicks’ dancing. It’s genuine and not contrived. He can dance. Almost. But his voice is really spot on. I think it’s going to be between Danny and Adam, but Adam should win in a landslide. Randy didn’t think there was enough in the melody for Danny, but said that he turned it into something that worked. Kara thought Disco Week for Danny was like asking Simon to wear a plaid shirt (Simon wore what looked like a V-neck undershirt tonight). And she also said his pitch was right on. Paula called his voice sexy. Simon said he didn’t get star power from his performance. Danny should be safe tomorrow.

04 – Allison Iraheta, Hot Stuff (Donna Summer)
What was up with Allison’s Catwoman outfit tonight? She actually reminds me a bit of Brittany Murphy. This competition is perfect for Allison because she always changes the song she’s singing up to make it a rock song/ballad. I can’t believe she’s only 17 (or is it 16?). She’s got a huge voice, but I don’t think she has a following. She should be in the top 3 (after Adam and Danny), but her lack of votes means that she’ll probably top out at 4, maybe 5. Randy didn’t like the arrangement, but said she’s one of the best singers in the competition. Kara thought the slowness of the song at the beginning worked against her, but the vocals were great. Paula loved that she never compromises herself in her song choices. Simon thought she was the underdog in Disco Week and said that it was a brilliant performance. Allison should be safe tomorrow night, but you can never tell with her.

05 – Adam Lambert, If I Can’t Have You (Yvonne Elliman, from the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack)
What can I say that hasn’t already been said about Adam? He brings it every week. He blows the competition away every week. It’s like he’s making a mockery of this competition because he’s so much better and more original than everyone else every single week. He’s Michael Jordan better than everyone else. I doubt Adam’s been compared to MJ much in his past, but he’s that much better. He’s Tiger Woods better than everyone else. Randy said he’s ready right now. Kara said he’s brilliant and called this his most memorable performance (which I disagree with; I think “Track of My Tears” was his most memorable so far). Paula babbled something. I don’t listen to her much anymore. Simon thought he was going to sing something from Donna Summer for sure (which 3 others did!). He said it was original, we’ll remember it and his vocals were immaculate. Other than that he was just okay.  Adam thanked Michael Orland (the pianist and arranger for AI) for helping him with that song (which was cool that he acknowledged him). Adam’s safe.

06 – Matt Giraud, Stayin’ Alive (The Bee Gees)
I’ve said my piece about Matt already. I think it would be fitting that they save him, but he gets voted out the next week. Randy said he didn’t like the song choice or arrangement, but he really can sing. Kara liked that he brought the mood back to disco and called it a solid performance. Paula made some bowling analogy and said this was a strike. Seriously, who writes her stuff? Simon called it desperate and not original. Unfortunately, this is a recipe for a Matt save because every time the judges pan him, he’s safe. We’ll see tomorrow. He should be in the bottom 3 with Lil and probably Anoop. I’m hoping Matt goes tomorrow.

07 – Anoop Desai, Dim All The Lights (Donna Summer)
Did you dig Anoop’s mustache that he grew for this week? I don’t dig the preppy look that they keep trotting him out with every week, that’s for sure. Still, I love me some Anoop. Started out as a ballad (a la “Flashdance”), then moved a little more up tempo (how can he not dance and do his tired singing motions in Disco Week?). I thought his gesticulations were more under control this week than earlier in the competition. Anoop really can go tomorrow or next week. If he finishes better than 5th, he really would’ve overstayed his welcome. Nice kid. Good voice, but no where near as talented as Adam, Danny, Allison or Kris. Randy didn’t like the arrangement. Kara thought it was a great song choice. Paula made some comment about real men knowing how to wear pink (for the record, I wore a pink shirt out in the field today; shoot me now, Paula’s on my side…). Simon called it mediocre at best and his worst performance so far. And I say no way to that. There is no way that was worse than his “Beat It” disaster. My son Jared still imitates that performance, but he does it because it was funny to him. Anoop will probably be in the bottom 3 tomorrow and may actually go. I think it would be a week too soon, but his departure is imminent anyway.

I did like how they scrapped the intros to try to make it on time, but my TiVo cut out as Anoop was singing in the recap. How can they not keep this show on time? This was never a problem in past seasons.

Bottom 3: Lil, Matt, Anoop
Top 2: Adam, Kris
Gone: Lil & Matt

AI8 recap, Finalists x 7 (04/14/09) by Mike Rico

2009-04-21T22:11:00.000-07:00

Hi folks

The Family Ura is on vacation as they tour San Diego and its local attractions. Hopefully, they remembered to bring their passports to LegoLand. If not, I hear it’s easy to break out of customs.

This week is Movie Week and who better to sit in this week than 90’s phenomenon, Quentin Tarantino. Back from a Season 3 appearance, QT is super geeky and difficult to watch talk sometimes, but I have to say, I went ape poop over Pulp Fiction when it first came out. I saw it seven times in the theater the first month. An all-time favorite of mine… I do think AI went overboard in his introduction by calling him a legend and saying he changed the course of cinema… I guess it’s true to a certain extent as crappy wanna-be Tarantino movies backfilled theaters for years after. Anyway, the wonderful 1-2 punch of Reservoir Dogs & Pulp Fiction was an amazing start to his career.

In this format, he didn’t really bring much to the table for the singers, at least from what I could tell in the intros… Another programming note: In the interest of time constraints, the producers decided to have only two judges comment on each singer. Heck of a good idea, time constraints or not, but they still ran over a bit. Luckily, we didn’t miss any performances like last week.

This week I went on to the AI web site to explore a bit. It was interesting to see the favorite/influences of our remaining contestants- including their favorite AI contestants from the past. Turns out nearly everyone’s fave is either Kelly or Fantasia. I’ve cut and pasted here…

1 Allison Iraheta - I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing/Armageddon

Favorite Male Artist: Michael Jackson

Favorite Female Artist: Pink

Favorite Idol thus far: Fantasia Barrino, Carly Smithson

Allison is my favorite of the singers we have left. She can sing a song like no other 16 year old and you know I like the chain-smoking, whiskey-gargling voices. Week in and week out, she turns in very good performances even though the judges seem to be more preoccupied with her hair and clothes. After her great performance last week, Simon was forced to acknowledge her presence in the competition. Tonight, she tries on Aerosmith…

Paula says Allison shares a quality as one of her favorites, Adam Lambert: she’s authentic. She called her remarkable and talented. Simon said she is the girls’ only hope. (He’s talking to you, Lil Rounds.) Says Allison is getting stronger and more confident in the competition.

Not my favorite performance from her, but I think it has more to do with the song. Outside “Sweet Emotion” Aerosmith is meh to me. I still chuckle when I’m reminded of the Saturday Night Live skit where it’s a commercial selling their greatest hits album including “Crazy”, “Amazing”, “Crazy Amazing”, “Crazy Amazing Crazy”, etc. – the point being their songs all sounded the same in the ‘90s…The judges point out how difficult it is to sing this song, especially for a 16 year old, and it’s good to see her receive some love from Simon.

2 Anoop Desai – Everything I Do/Robin Hood

Favorite Male Artist: Ne-Yo

Favorite Female Artist: Lauren Hill

Favorite Idol thus far: Kelly Clarkson

Jason pegged it early in that Anoop is enjoyable to watch when he slows it down to sing ballads, but has an issue with the up tempo songs. As it’s been said by the judges (not Randy, who was encouraging him), he’s not very believable singing those. I’m very glad Anoop is still around and he sings the first of two Bryan Adams songs we will hear on movie week- Bryan Adams was to movies in the 90s what Kenny Loggins was to movies in the 80s.

Randy remarked that the last couple of weeks he has found his zone. Thought he did a real good job. Kara said he’s found his niche: taking pop songs and adding his own soulful vibe. She felt connected to his performance tonight.

Anoop is one of the best balladeers that Idol has ever had. He does seem to be a one trick pony, but he’s very good and very smooth with the crooning. Now if they could stop dressing him like a cheesy high school kid…

3 Adam Lambert - Born To Be Wild/Easy Rider

Favorite Male Artist: Michael Jackson, Freddie Mercury, Lenny Kravitz, David Bowie

Favorite Female Artist: Pink, Katy Perry, Christina Aguilera, Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Goldfrapp, Madonna

Favorite Idol thus far: Fantasia Barrino

Not a fan of Adam, but have to admit that he is charismatic and delivers rock star performances- he gets the live audience in a tizzy every week. I’m not on board with his out-there performances, such as his Johnny Cash live from Marrakech performance, but very much liked his Elvis sings Smokey on Motown week. He sings a song from the only movie that I’ve seen from this list, Easy Rider…

Paula said the reason that he shakes up the competition is because he dares to dance in the path of greatness. (Who wrote that crap for you, Paula?) Simon said that vocally, Adam was incredible, but the downside of the performance compared to the Rocky Horror Picture Show in parts. He ended his critique by saying last week was better.

Adam does his thing again and lights the crowd afire. He’s too theatrical for my taste, but he’s got skills. Despite my feelings towards his arrangements, I like the way he carries himself and he is in another league as a performer.

4 Matt Giraud – Have You Really Loved a Woman, Don Juan DeMarco

Favorite Male Artist: Billy Joel

Favorite Female Artist: KT Kunstall

Favorite Idol thus far: Michael Johns

Bluesy Matt grew a little bit on me last week with his performance of “Part Time Lover”. That was a great match for him and I enjoyed a BM performance for the first time. That was only a start, however- I’ll wait for two good ones in a row from him before I officially change the universal meaning of BM to Bluesy Matt.

Randy said it was interesting tonight…Started off good, but it got rough in patches. He said he can’t do all the riffs that he usually does to a song with a simple melody like this. Kara basically expanded on Randy’s point that all his runs detracted from the melody of a beautiful song like this one.

Yes, the true meaning of BM still stands (or flushes)… Bluesy Matt can’t help himself and even Kara, an advocate of his, tells him his up and downs were too much. He’ll be there in the bottom 3 tonight…

5 Danny Gokey - Endless Love/The Blue Lagoon

Favorite Male Artist: Michael Jackson

Favorite Female Artist: Lauren Hill

Favorite Idol thus far: Kelly Clarkson is the most memorable. I'm not sure who my favorite is.

Like most everyone, I enjoy hearing Danny sing… I find comfort in his name; didn’t everyone go to junior high or play Little League with a Danny Gokey? Like Tarantino, Danny started off like gangbusters and his star has faded a little, but the reality is he’s performed well every week. I look forward to his performance this week as Danny sings without his trademark wood shop goggles.

Paula said she thought the key should have been lower in the beginning, but midway through, the song picked up and was it great to the end; a beautiful rendition. Simon said he can’t fault the way he sang the song, but was disappointed with the choice of harp and the traditional, straightforward delivery. He was bored. He compared it to the David Cook version of another Lionel Ritchie song, which David completely reworked.

Like Simon, I was expecting more, but such are expectations for Danny who has been great all season long. The song does works better as a duet as well…

6 Kris Allen - Falling Slowly, Once

Favorite Male Artist: Jamie Cullum

Favorite Female Artist: Kelly Clarkson

Favorite Idol thus far: Kelly Clarkson

I don’t like Kris and his lightweight pop style. I’m sure he’s cool with it as he is popular in the most important demographics in AI, young girls and young ladies. And maybe cougars and pumas, as well, and other jungle cats that are code for old and horny women. He’s got two jungle cats in the judge’s panel that are drinking his Kool-Aid from their commercially conspicuous Coke glasses. This sounds like I’m being a hater, so I’ll stop here…

Randy said I don’t know; it never quite caught on for him…It was pitchy from note one.

Kara said it’s difficult to pick an obscure song, but for her it was one of his best moments in the competition.

More of the same from Kris; that’s great for many and ugghh for the rest. I thought people got too excited about his performance of “Ain’t No Sunshine” from a couple of weeks back, when clearly Christina Christian sang the better rendition of this song back in season one. Okay, it’s official; I’m a hater. Let the haters hate!!!

7 Lil Rounds - The Rose/The Rose

Favorite Male Artist: Anthony Hamilton

Favorite Female Artist: Alicia Keys

Favorite Idol thus far: Fantasia Barrino

Oh, Lil Rounds, what has happened to you? Where did it go so terribly wrong? Lil is the type of singer that I usually get behind in AI. She seems like a sweet person who can sing well with the R&B/Soul flavor. That’s in my wheelhouse. Plus, she’s the type of girl that The Commodores were singing about in “Brickhouse”. Even in the intro, there was a connection between Tarantino and her that didn’t exist for him and the other contestants. I definitely think there was a rooting interest there… Until now, as it’s been said succinctly by Kara and Simon, Lil has come up empty in the artistry category, which is mostly what this show is about… Can the great QT reignite her star like he did for John Travolta? Please do…She picks a poem of a song in The Rose to sing tonight…

Paula said could not have picked a more beautiful lyric and compliments the songwriter, but doesn’t say anything about Lil’s performance. Uh-oh…Simon said he thought Lil is getting this all completely wrong. He says the song was too soft for her, too middle of the road. Says there was some nice moments, but Simon goes reverse Dennis Green by saying she’s not the artist who he thought she was. Lil wants to interject and then Simon lets her say her piece.

Lil complains that they wanted her to be an artist, so she took a Bette Midler song and gave it her treatment. (On a side note, this season’s contestants has been a mouthy one as a whole from Anoop, Megan & Scott and others pushing back during their crits.) What Lil says is true, but the problem was she didn’t deliver. I think if she had pulled it off it could have been a pivotal moment for her and one of those electrifying moments on AI that happen once every one or couple of seasons. It had a chance to be special, but she just didn’t execute well. Unfortunately, it’s not working out for Lil and it’s not for a lack of chances…

A middle of the road affair for Movie Week. We’re getting towards the end, so the cuts will soon start to be painful. But there’s still some fat to trim… Hmmm, that reminds me, I think I’ll have to break out the BBQ this weekend for the first time this year…

Deserved Bottom 3: Lil, Bluesy Matt, Kris

Actual Bottom 3: Lil, Bluesy Matt, Anoop

Person going home: Bluesy Matt

So long, have a great rest of the week!

AI8 recap, Finalists x 8 (04/07/09)

2009-04-07T23:26:00.001-07:00

Ah, the “Songs From The Year You Were Born” week on American Idol. Do the contestants look forward to this like the Top Chef contestants look forward to “Restaurant Wars” week or how the Big Break contestants look forward to the “break the glass pane” contest?

01 – Danny (1980), Stand By Me (Mickey Gilley)
So this is cheating a bit, but not to the extent of Megan’s version of “Rockin’ Robin” on Michael Jackson week. I got Mickey Gilley mixed up with Mel Tillis in my mind, which is funny because you’d have never known that had I not written about it. Mickey Gilley’s club “Gilley’s” was featured in that John Travolta, post-Saturday Night Fever hit “Urban Cowboy.” I mistook him for Mel Tillis, who has a trademark stutter, which goes away when he sings. Anywho, back to Danny. Thought he did a good music version of this song. I’d have loved it if the contestants had to dress like the fashion in that year too. It would’ve been funny to see Danny come out in one of those Thriller jackets with one glove (although that look wasn’t in 1980). I guess he did kind of come out with the semi-Members Only jacket and skinny tie. Randy didn’t love the arrangement, but loved the song. Kara thought he turned it on its head (in a good way). Simon thought the beginning was good, the middle lazy and the end great. Danny should be safe tomorrow night, but the lead off spot is bad in this competition, as unless it was really unbelievable, it’s easy to forget any song in that spot.

02 – Kris (1985), All She Wants To Do Is Dance (Don Henley)
I don’t like it when the contestants perform off stage on the mini-mosh pit area. I think it’s a contrived look and don’t like it. This was a weird arrangement of the song. Kara likened it to jazz, funk homework that he might have been given in music school. She thought he lost his youth in the song. Paula thought he changed it up (which he did; it just didn’t work out that great) and called him one of the most likeable contestants. Simon called him likeable, but he called the song indulgent, boring and forgettable. He called Kris a guitarist who wanted to sing, instead of a singer. Randy thought they lost Kris in that song. Kris is allowed a week reprieve since he’s been so good the last few. Not his best performance, but he has a big enough following to get past this week.

03 – Lil (1984), What’s Love Got To Do With It (Tina Turner)
We found out that Lil is her real name and not an abbreviation or nickname/stage name. Lil is a very, very good singer that doesn’t know how to choose her songs. Or change her songs. She’s been very disappointing so far. Much like Ramiele Malubay last season. So much promise, but no delivery. She really reminds me of Syesha Mercado in her song choices. Although Syesha would sing songs too big for her. Lil just hasn’t found a song that suits her yet. And because of that, I’m tired of her. She can go anytime now. My wife Kristin added that Lil sings songs as if emulating the original singer and she doesn’t change it up. But I countered with she totally changed up the Michael Jackson song “The Way You Make Me Feel.” She was singing “the way you makin’ me feel.” Completely different… Paula knows she’s a brilliant vocalist, but it’s becoming beautiful karaoke. Simon didn’t like the 2nd or 3rd rate Tina Turner copycat performance. Simon thinks that the show has lost Lil and that she’s getting the wrong advise or making bad decisions. Kara said this is when you leap from being a singer to an artist and Lil hasn’t made that jump yet. I think she should be in the bottom 3 tomorrow.

04 – Anoop (1986), True Colors (Cyndi Lauper)
This was a great song choice for Anoop. He needs to stop doing the upbeat songs because his dancing becomes almost a parody, which is not a good thing. I thought Anoop was good tonight, but that doesn’t preclude him from going tomorrow. I think he’s likeable enough to make it through tomorrow though. Randy liked how he pulled it back and gave my wife Kristin’s favorite pet peeve phrase, “you can actually sing.” Kara said he controlled the song, instead of it controlling him. She liked his interpretation with a little soul. Paula said something canned, per usual. Simon called him a yo-yo, going from bad to good in a matter of a week. I think Anoop should be safe, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he went home tomorrow.

05 – Scott (1985), The Search Is Over (Survivor)
I could just tell Scott was uncomfortable up on stage without his piano. Who knew that he could play the guitar. I actually didn’t enjoy Scott at all tonight. My wife Kristin appreciated the fact that he went for all the big notes (even though he didn’t hit all of them). Hopefully Scott makes it through so that he can get back behind the piano next week. Kara thought he had some good moments, but some bad ones too. Simon encouraged him to go back to the piano next week and also to not listen to Paula’s advice anymore. Scott should be safe tomorrow, but he could be in the bottom 3.

06 – Allison (1992), I Can’t Make You Love Me (Bonnie Raitt)
I really like Allison, but evidently, no one else does. I think that she has a great voice, but doesn’t have a following. If it was talent alone, she’d be right up there with Adam. Maybe Latinos don’t vote or watch AI? Whatever it is, it’s unfortunate. Allison has some Kelly Clarkson mannerisms up on stage, but I think she looks more like Bethany Joy Galeotti (Haley James Scott on “One Tree Hill”). Paula commended her for using the same arrangement, but making it her own. Simon called her very good, but wished she could be more likeable. Randy likened her to Kelly Clarkson in that they both sing their faces off. Kara said something involving talent. I think she should be safe performance-wise, but she could be in the bottom 3 because of the votes. If that happens, I think the judges will save her, but she’d probably get voted off the next week anyway.

07 – Matt (1985), Part Time Lover (Stevie Wonder)
Real good version. Saw a friend of his wearing a Giraud Squad t-shirt in the crowd. Running short on time, so the judges gave short feedback. Randy said that vocally it was one of the best of the night. Kara called it incredible on every level. Paula gave him a standing O. Simon called it well done and way better than last week. I think Matt’s safe, but the last time the judges liked him, he was in the bottom 2!

08 – Adam, Mad World (Tears for Fears)
Stupid AI went way over tonight and my TiVo didn’t catch this performance. The USA Today guy who writes “Idol Chatter,” (http://blogs.usatoday.com/idolchatter/) loved it. Said he liked it better than his “The Tracks of My Tears” song, which also rocked. Just found the song on YouTube and it was very good (although the video was not in high quality). Simon gave him a standing ovation. Although the final spot is usually the “pimp spot,” lately it hasn’t gone over so well because the show has been running late just about every week so there is no time for comments. Maybe adding that 4th judge wasn’t so smart after all. They should’ve added Kara but cut Paula. There is no way Adam goes home tomorrow. He’s breezing into the finals.

Top 3: Adam (I think), Allison, Danny

Bottom 3: Lil, Scott, Kris

Bottom 3 vote getters: Scott, Lil, Allison

I’ll be gone next week for Spring Break (LegoLand & San Diego here we come!), but Mike Rico will be stepping in again (thanks Mike).

As always, comments back are appreciated.

AI8 recap, Finalists x 9 (03/31/09)

2009-03-31T23:47:00.001-07:00

So did anyone catch the Motown special last week on the results show? Is it me or does Stevie Wonder look like Barry Bonds with dreads? And did you see how Stevie was banging on the electric keyboards? It defied my eyes that the music came out of that. It looked like he was banging ruthlessly on them like my 3 year old would. It’s crazy how talented he is.

So tonight is iTunes week, which means basically anything goes. Could be a blessing or a daunting task. Depends on how you look at it. On the one hand, you’re not handcuffed to an artist or genre. On the other hand, how do you pare it down and choose a song? And I’m on my own this week. My wife Kristin (who is usually my ears since I’m tone deaf) is in Hawaii on a work trip. I completely defer to her in most instances when it comes to “was that good?” And she won’t be proofreading this either, so I’ll have some mispellings (did you catch that one?) and simple grammatical errors. Don’t hold it against me…

01 – Anoop, Caught Up (Usher)
I knew he was going to do something like this tonight. Stupid Randy suggested he go back to the high energy Anoop. Stupid Randy. These Idol contestants are taking the judges’ comments WAY too much to heart. I think Simon is the only one worth listening to. Anoop came out with a Michael Jackson-type jacket, but the background music was way too loud. I felt that way for the first half of the show. The backup singers’ mikes were louder than the contestants’. Really annoying. So, Anoop didn’t sing the chorus, nor did he change it up much. I still like the guy. I think he has a nice (better than average) voice, but doesn’t have the know how to make a song his own. Randy liked that he picked up his swagger and thought it was cool, vocally. But didn’t like the song choice, as Usher is more of a dancer-singer than a singer. Kara thought he played it safe and wanted him to riff more. Paula liked his playful side. Simon thought it was a complete and utter mess with no originality. To me, Anoop needs to sing more ballads that show off his voice. Forget his high energy, playful side. That doesn’t show off his voice and usually comes off as silly. Still, I think he’s safe tomorrow. He’s got a following.

02 – Megan, Turn Your Lights Down Low (Bob Marley/Lauren Hill)
So just who choreographs Megan’s moves? Milli Vanilli (which is a bit cruel since one of them died of an overdose in ’98) or William Hung? And how many necklaces was Megan wearing tonight? She looked like a 4 year old who got into mommy’s closet and jewelry box. Musically, I can’t stand Megan. I can’t stand her phrasing or her dance moves. I can’t stand her song choices (I’m still fuming over her choice of “Rockin’ Robin” on Michael Jackson night). I think she was warbling at times tonight. All that being said, she is by far the best looking Idol contestant this season, and maybe of all time. Is that enough to keep her around? No. She can go at any time now. I do agree that given the right song, she will have a hit on her hands when this is over. Her voice is passable (Britney Spears doesn’t have a great voice) and marketed the right way, she can definitely be a commercial artist. Kara likes her, but thinks she’s in trouble. Paula suggested that she sit on a stool and just sing. Simon thought it was boring and monotonous. Randy likened her performance to watching paint dry. She should be in the bottom 3 for sure, but she does have Vote For The Worst on her side right now.

03 – Danny, What Hurts The Most (Rascal Flatts)
Again, the background mikes were louder than Danny, which bums me out since I wanted to hear him sing more. Does anyone else notice that Danny doesn’t hit a big note at the end of his songs, but rather all of his songs end abruptly? Is that by conscious choice? And is that musically smart? I thought Danny was very good tonight. He’s fallen behind Adam in performances so far, but I still think if Danny gets back to the basics of singing and singing well, he’ll be in the final 2. Paula said this is where he thrives. Simon called it his best performance and so much better than the first two. Randy said he brought it. Kara said it gave her goosebumps and it moved everyone in the room, emotionally. Danny should be safe tomorrow, but I’m a little bummed that he’s lost some of his momentum from the semi-finals.

04 – Allison, Don’t Speak (No Doubt)
Allison talked about how she was going to play the guitar tonight and she did so briefly, then it just became a prop. She rocked up the song, as she normally does. She was screaming a bit in parts though. Her look was very ‘80s and was a bit reminiscent of Cyndi Lauper. Although from the neck up she looked like she could’ve been a character on the Flintstones. Randy thought she was a little ahead of the beat and he didn’t dig her ensemble. Kara thought it was good, but not her best. Simon was distracted by her outfit calling her a slightly precocious daughter trying to dress like a rock star. There’s no doubt (pun intended) that Allison can sing, but she doesn’t seem to have much of a following. She might be in the bottom 3 tomorrow, although if she’s off, I’d hope that they save her.

05 – Scott, Just The Way You Are (Billy Joel)
I noticed Scott’s new ‘do right away. I call it the “Hasselhoff.” He went from the William Kaat “Greatest American Hero” ‘do to the David Hasselhoff “Knightrider” ‘do. I still think the wardrobe and makeup people are just having fun with the blind guy… Scott decided to just play the piano and not have the band accompany him. I thought it was a good choice. I thought this song was perfect for his voice and it showed off his amazing piano skills. Kara loved the new look and thought he made a bunch of smart decisions tonight. Paula said she was most proud of him, but not because of his challenge. But basically mentioned his challenge. It was one of those backdoor things where someone would say something like, “I could tell you that that dress looks horrible, but I’m not going to say that.” Paula’s good for things like that. Simon said this was his best performance by a country mile and said it was a good thing that he didn’t take Paula’s advice to sing without the piano (which she denied saying; she’s an idiot). Randy said it was one of the best of the night. I think this should buy Scott another week, but his time is coming soon.

06 – Matt, You Found Me (The Fray)
So what’s up with the bump/mole right smack in the middle of Matt’s forehead? Was that always there? Is it a zit gone bad? Is he an Albino Indian? I thought originally that Matt looks like a Dillon brother, but now I think that in certain angles Matt looks like Ben Affleck. Long face, scruffy beard. Matt played his keyboard off the main stage surrounded by girls. It was like an off-Broadway performance, in more ways than one. Decent performance, but it was not original and copycat like his Coldplay disaster in the semis. Paula said he didn’t riff or use his falsettos and that it wasn’t a great performance. Simon said he should be happy because they didn’t like him at all this week (this is in response to the judges liking him last week and Matt being in the bottom 2). Randy said it was the wrong song. Kara said he is a talented guy and doesn’t deserve to go home. He may get saved if he’s voted off. I think he’s in trouble tomorrow.

07 – Lil, I Surrender (Celine Dion)
I thought Lil had a bad look and bad hair this week. Thought she looked a bit like the comedienne Adele Givens. I just didn’t get it. I think she has a great voice, but keeps picking the wrong songs. I think she’s overthinking it. She needs to sing a song that she likes and sing it well. Randy said it would not have been his song choice, but she sang it well. Kara was surprised at the song choice, but noted that she was effortless in hitting the big notes. Paula told her not to so anymore adult contemporary songs. Simon called it a wedding performance and that it was so old fashioned that it sucked the personality out of her. I think Lil may be in trouble tomorrow and needs to pick it up or she’ll find herself out of this competition soon.

08 – Adam, Play That Funky Music (Wild Cherry)
I’m digging Adam with the Elvis hair. I did get some pushback on the “Adam looks a bit like Tom Brady” comment I made last week. I’ll retract that and instead offer that Adam looks like a young Kurt Russell, without the jowls. Tonight, unlike last week, was classic Adam. He is such a performer. He actually really chopped up this song, but in a good way. I thought I’d get tired of his theatrics on stage and he still is bordering turning songs into Broadway hits, but I am strangely drawn to Adam. Much more than at the beginning and I’m not ashamed to say that I think he is now the one to beat. Paula put him in the same category as Mick Jagger and Steven Tyler. It’s a good thing Paula doesn’t go overboard in her comments… She also tried to make some lame comment about “true genius” that didn’t really make sense. Simon called him very brave and was glad to get rid of the karaoke nonsense that plagued the first part of the show. Randy said he was in the star zone. Kara said she can’t wait to see what he’s going to do every week. Adam is hands down safe tomorrow.

09 – Kris, Ain’t No Sunshine (Bill Withers)
Kris surprised me by playing the keyboards instead of the guitar tonight. Very talented guy. He’s gaining momentum. Very good tonight. Randy said he was so in the zone and he’s creative and cool. Kara had 3 words for him – that is artistry (at least she got the number right this week). Paula said this played to his strengths. Simon said he showed confidence this week. Kris seems to be safe and is getting better week by week.

Top 3 – Adam, Danny, Kris

Bottom 3 – Megan, Matt, Lil/Allison/Anoop

Should be interesting who goes tomorrow night.

AI8 recap, Finalists x 10 (03/25/09)

2009-03-26T00:09:00.001-07:00

A day later this week, but it turned out it was worth the wait. Motown week with the group going to Hitsville U.S.A. in Detroit to the basement where Berry Gordy started it all. As an aside, I thought Smokey (and I love Smokey) looked a little out of place with his twisties, hoodie and baggy pants. I’m just saying…

Thanks to Jim Rutter for taking the reins last week. I’ve got to step my game up, my “fill-ins” are better than the original.

01 – Matt Girard, Let’s Get It On (Marvin Gaye)
Matt’s starting to grow on me. He does his piano thing to start, then comes out from behind the ivory to just sing. Had a tie and V-neck sweater going on that was reminiscent of the Motown Philly look that Boyz II Men used to sport (maybe they still do; just haven’t heard from them in awhile). Matt truly is the dark horse in this competition. He’s amazing on the piano (as most good dueling pianists are) and his singing is coming out now too. Randy complimented his strong falsetto. Kara was glad that he got up and came out of his shell. Paula said he has a sexy, cool vibe and was glad that he was respectful of the melody of the song. Then she tried some lame old jeans analogy that reminded us that she’s Paula. Although she was much more coherent tonight than in weeks past. Simon called it a brilliant song choice and called him one of the front runners. Good for Matt. He’ll be around for awhile.

02 – Kris Allen, How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You) (Marvin Gaye)
Is it Motown week or Marvin Gaye week? I have to tell you. Every time I hear this song it reminds me of “American Pie,” as it was the song Oz and Mena Suvari’s character sing. And can I also tell you that one of my favorite lines in that whole movie is when Oz first sings in the choir and Mena Suvari’s character is questioning why he’s doing it. He talks about misconceptions (like how innocent girls in choir are) and how people think he’s just some “kick ass football player,” but what people don’t realize is that he plays lacrosse too. It’s subtle, but that line KILLS me. Every time. Kris was good tonight, but he’s not memorable enough. He’s not bad, just nothing special. Kara said he did everything right. Paula said he picked a great song and that the note at the end (the high A?) was great. Simon called it a smart song choice, but wants him to believe in himself more. Randy called him very consistent and that it’s all good. I think Kris should survive next week, but his ceiling is the top 6 or 7.

03 – Scott MacIntyre, You Can’t Hurry Love (Diana Ross & the Supremes)
When Scott came out with his pink pants and paisley shirt, I immediately thought the wardrobe department was having a little fun with the blind guy. At the end Scott mentioned that people need to vote for him because of the pink pants and that they only told him 10 minutes before he went on that he was wearing pink pants. I like Scott. He’s refreshing. And for the record, I think Paula is on crack when she tells him that he needs to ditch the piano. How ridiculous is that advice? That’s like telling Shaq to just lay the ball up instead of dunking it. Or telling him to go ahead and get fouled to prove he can make free throws. It just doesn’t make any sense. Why have someone shy away from an obvious strength? Trying to change it up for the sake of the competition is a recipe for disaster. Because if Scott does get a record deal out of this, I’m guessing he’ll be playing the piano in each and every song. I’m a little biased when it comes to Scott, so I thought he was good tonight. Paula liked the singers at the piano. Simon said it was the completely wrong song. Randy called it a hotel-type performance. Kara thought he brought tempo tonight. I still don’t think Scott is in trouble yet. Maybe in a few weeks, but not just yet.

04 – Megan Joy, For Once In My Life (Stevie Wonder)
So is Joy her middle name or maiden name? I’m guessing she dropped Corkrey, as it was probably her married name and we’ve found out that she’s divorced. She looked like the Little Mermaid tonight. Her tattoo sleeve matched her dress. It’s so funny how the judges keep saying that she is so “current” and “relevant,” as my wife Kristin thinks the exact opposite. She thinks she sounds like an older singer. I think she sounds like a club singer during the Prohibition in the ‘20s or ‘30s. I think Megan is very good looking, but her phrasing and accent just bug the heck out of me. I know she’s from Utah, but she sounds like she’s from Fargo sometimes. Randy called it a train wreck and added it was rushed and hectic. Kara said it was all over the place, that the phrasing was weird (like it hasn’t been that way for the last few weeks?) and that the song dominated her. Simon said it sounded horrible, it was an atrocious song and a horrible arrangement. But it all just rolled off Megan’s back and she asked her fans to vote for her. She may be okay tomorrow, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see her go.

05 – Anoop Desai, Ooo Baby Baby (Smokey Robinson and the Miracles)
Anoop is such a contradiction. When you look at him, you expect him to talk/sing like Apu from the Kwik-E Mart in The Simpsons. But he’s like a frat boy. He’s becoming the Ballad Boy, with back-to-back ballads. But I’m good with that because his Bobby Brown and Michael Jackson songs were bad. Anoop showed a nice falsetto and a smooth voice tonight. He should be safe tomorrow. Kara said, overall, it was pretty good. But wanted him to be more creative in changing the melodies. This may be hard for him to do though. I get the impression that Anoop can sing, but that he doesn’t know music like Danny or Adam. So asking him to change something up would be difficult for him. And another recipe for disaster. Paula called his phrasing and falsetto sweet. Simon called it a great vocal, but asked for more showmanship. Randy wants him to turn up the energy next week (NOOOOOOOOOOOO!).

06 – Michael Sarver, Ain’t Too Proud To Beg (The Temptations)
So my wife Kristin (it’s our 9th anniversary today, by the way; we got to celebrate it by watching AI. Good times.) is a member of the Mike Police and she was writing Michael a violation tonight for the way he taps the mike when he sings. Michael reminds me of Kevin James a bit. He doesn’t really connect with the songs that he sings and gets a lot of false hype during his songs (ie, the bouncing with the Gavin DeGraw song and how he went to the crowd not once, but twice during this song). Paula called it a tough performance and very Las Vegas “lounge-y.” Simon couldn’t wait for it to end. And put more salt in the wound by saying he is just a participant in the competition because he has no shot of winning. Randy called the song too big for him, which is ironic being that Michael is such a big guy. Kara wants him to bring artistry to his songs. Michael should be gone soon.

07 – Lil Rounds, Heat Wave (Martha and the Vandellas)
I really dug Lil’s outfit tonight. She put on her Motown wig and wore a dress reminiscent of the ‘60s Motown. Her look reminded me of the show “American Dreams,” where current singers/actors played actual singers (since it was a period show). I never really watched the show, but I know that people played “real life” singers on the show (which was set to an American Bandstand-type show). Like Wayne Brady played Jackie Wilson and Jennifer Love Hewitt played Nancy Sinatra and Kelly Rowland played Martha Reeves. This song was a lil more up her alley than last week’s Country song, but she didn’t kill it like we expected her to. Lil needs some coaching in that either she’s being stubborn or naïve in her choices. Her decision to not R&B-up a Country song last week was questionable. Her choice to be “authentic” in this song instead of changing it up or picking a different song to change up was also a head scratcher. There’s no doubt that Lil can sing, but that’s not good enough in this format. Randy said the front of the song was torture. Kara thought she was the diva everyone was waiting to hear, but it was not the right song. She stayed too true to it. Paula (predictably) disagreed; but did so only so that she could get the crowd to cheer for her. Simon didn’t mind that she gave an authentic tribute to Motown, but conceded that this song didn’t give her the chance to have a “moment.” I don’t think Lil is in trouble tomorrow, but Allison seems to be passing her in performances.

08 – Adam Lambert, The Tracks of My Tears (Smokey Robinson)
One thing that stood out in the intro was how Adam asked Smokey about the motivation behind the lyrics of the song. That was a pretty cool moment. Surprisingly, Adam played it straight this week and wore a suit, slicked back his hair and sat the whole time. Reginald VelJohnson was sitting next to him playing the guitar. I guess he’s doing this gig now since he hasn’t had steady work since “Family Matters” went off the air in 1998. Although he’s been in most of the “Die Hards,” but not in the 2007 release of “Live Free or Die Hard.” Adam looks like a lot of people. My former manager KC thinks he looks like a cross between Elvis and Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy. I wouldn’t know Pete, except he was in “One Tree Hill” for a bit and dated Peyton. I also think tonight Adam looked a bit like Tom Brady and even Leonardo DiCaprio (which is funny because both are linked to Gisele Bundchen). Adam was great tonight. And the last note he hit was so high that I didn’t really hear it. But my dog (Oski) heard it and told me it was spot on. He got a standing O from Smokey himself, which is pretty darn cool. Evidently Kara doesn’t know how to count because she said she only has 6 words for him “one of the best performances of the night.” Maybe she wasn’t counting prepositions or articles? Simon disagreed and called it THE best performance of the night. Randy called it unbelievably hot. I didn’t want to like Adam at first. Partly because he was so over the top and Broadway. I thought every performance would be like the Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial with pyrotechnics and the whole nine, but I’m strangely drawn to Adam and now consider him the front runner for this competition. I still may not want to listen to a whole record of his, but his talent is undeniable.

09 – Danny Gokey, Get Ready (The Temptations)
Kind of a throw away performance for Danny. Not bad, but not memorable either. The judges rushed through his comments, although Simon called it clumsy and amateurish. Randy loved the energy. Kara called it good but not great. Is the hype catching up to Danny? Is he a one trick pony? I think he needs to do another ballad next week and remind us how good his voice is. His stronghold on this competition is weakening. It’s tough to have that much hype so early on. Ask Michelle Wie…

10 – Allison Iraheta, Papa Was A Rolling Stone (The Temptations)
I can’t believe this girl is only 17. I love the fact that they show her mom crying after every performance. Man this girl has pipes. I thought she killed this song, although the USA Today guy hates Allison. He says she sounds remarkably like Miley Cyrus and called this song merely for her vocal showcase, as her version didn’t tell the story of the song. But it’s a singing competition and she’s got an unbelievable voice (that’s my take). I think Allison’s the best gal right now, but I don’t know if she has a following. Randy called her the dopest singer and blazing hot. Kara said a lot, but I took “ah-mazing” from it. Simon said it was really one of the best performances. She should be safe tomorrow night, but I don’t see her getting to the finals. She should be the top gal though.

Top 3: Adam, Allison, Matt
Bottom 2: Megan, Michael

Once Megan and Michael go, cuts will become very hard.

AI8 recap, Finalists x 11 (03/17/09)

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Hey people! Cindi Rutter’s irrepressible husband Jim Rutter here, filling in tonight for J-Dog as the Uras' living room is allegedly being re-carpeted! I sincerely apologize that this longwinded effort is getting out far later that Jason’s usual schedule. It was not my favorite performance of mine! I definitely deserve to be voted off the show.

Ok. So the show opened and the judges came walking out from back stage like they were appearing on Oprah, with a random PA announcer doing the opening intro. Whatever. AI immediately went with some flashy St. Patrick’s Day graphics! Couldn’t help observing that Kara wasn’t (visibly) wearing anything green and definitely deserved a sound pinching - if I wasn’t happily married, I might be just the guy for the job!

Tuesday night was the two-hour “Final 11” show and it featured - yes, once again - a country music theme with either Randy Travis or Travis Tritt in the house as a celebrity guest judge - not 100% sure which it was. Actually, I immediately recognized Randy T. from his outstanding jump-out-of-the-jury-box-and strangle-the-prosecuting attorney cameo role in The Rainmaker. Don’t think I know a single song by Randy, who is so wiry and gaunt, he looks like he just got out of prison, but he has apparently sold 25 million records, so shame on me.

Let’s start out by being unnecessarily mean. I am so glad Von “The Chipmunk” Smith is gone. I couldn’t stand that a-clown, nor did I care much for Ricky Braddy and his “Braddy Bunch”, a pathetic effort at channeling the equally-annoying “Soul Patrol”. At least this week, with revolting drama queen Tatiana history, we were not subjected to anyone singing the very same song they had sung the week before!

Apparently the odds of becoming a superstar are 100,000:1. Good to know. Sounds highly scientific. That Ryan S. is such a smarmy little leprechaun. Seriously, can’t you see him prancing around trying to keep you from stealing his Lucky Charms? I hate the little product-enhanced mountain peak hairdo he sports – almost as much as I abhor rat-tails and mullets.

On to the contestants….

Michael Sarver - “Ain’t Goin’ Down Till the Sun Comes Up” (Girth Brooks – I know, it’s Garth, but it will be “Girth” whenever Sarver is singing his songs)

Quite possibly the “dumpiest” contest in the history of the show. You have to work hard to have that bad a body at that young an age. Michael is a slow, sweaty guy with a very good voice. Not going to sell many tickets. In general, I don’t like “fast” country songs much, although I liked the one Shanaya Twain song about short skirts.

Randy T. approved of the way Michael changed up the song’s melody.

Randy J. said it was a good song choice, but the vocals weren;t great - wasn’t sure it showed off his vocal capabilities.

Kara thought we got to see a lot of his personality, but missed hearing “the big notes.”

At one point and I can’t recall exactly when, Michael counters criticism with “Country music is bout havin’ some fun!”…which made me want him off the show. Havin’ fun is fine, but this is a singing competition, not a hoe-down.

Paula was disappointed not to get the “big notes”, but was impressed he could handle all the words.

Simon complained that he couldn’t understand a word Sarver was singing: “It was a bit clumsy, karaoke.” The tubby teddy bear strikes back weakly with “If we were all perfect we wouldn’t need this show!”

Allison Iraheta - “Blame It on Your Heart” (Patty Loveless)

Can we, as a society, collectively agree to retire the adjective “dope”? Went out with jerry curls, didn’t it?

An impressed Randy Travis thinks she has “great pipes” for someone so young, but warned Allison not to be “too cute” and she wasn’t. Allison is definitely never “too cute”.

Kara says, “You bring your own spin to everything…you’re getting better and better.’ Everyone is entitled to an opinion, even if they are wearing laminated sharkskin.

Paula calls her performance “rock-solid” and predicted a career in the business, but cautions her to pick different songs to show variety in her vocal range. Thinks Allison is “an amazing artist.”

Simon thought it was good, but a little “tuneless” in parts, bordering on “precocious”, then backtracks to “precocious in a good way!”

Randy says, “I thought it was dope.” [See my previous abhorrence of that word.]

Kris Allen - “To Make You Feel My Love” (Garth Brooks)

Kris is definitely not to be confused with Krista Allen, a super-hot previously former (and allegedly current) “actress” girlfriend of George Clooney, who we are guessing has been made to feel George’s love. (Sorry, but it wasn’t my song choice!)

Guitar-free and perched on a chair, Kris does very well. Gained some points with me. Has a little Paul Simon in him. Sang it like he meant it.

Paula was “pleasantly surprised.” Thought the performance was honest, pure and vulnerable.

Simon thought it was “terrific…not over the top” and said he was beginning to think Kris has “a shot of doing well in this competition.”

Randy says, “Tender moments from my dawg, Kris” Immediately starts calling him “TenderDawg” or “Tender Puppy” either of which bugs me.

Kara says, “It was very Kris Allen”, which is so very “Kara Whateverhernameis”. Wasn’t there a chicks’ moisturizing cream commercial about “Keri is so very”? Some ad firm got paid for that?

Lil Rounds - “Independence Day” (Martina McBride)

The stage name, “Lil Rounds” is a bit too “porny” for my taste - kind of like “Kim Kurves” or “Monica Mounds”. Lil sure looked better this time out. She admits she’s only knows country songs from the movies, but was committed to giving it a shot without re-crafting it into an R& B version as one might expect from her. Not sure it was a great move, but you have to admire her effort. It was like asking Scott MacIntyre to sing something by Arrested Development. Probably not in the cards from the get-go.

Randy said the performance got better after she hit her power range.

Kara says, “We all know you’re a great singer. You’d have to be deaf to not know you are a good singer. We got the Lil we know in the second half.” Kara also gives her props for “standing her ground” and trying to go legit country.

Paula, as always, says she looks beautiful, “It would have worked better if you didn’t sing two verses.” Good point – that clearly put a damper on Lil's effort.

Simon mockingly refers to Lil as “Little” and is apparently trying to be a tool. For Simon, it came over like someone who was being forced to sing a bad song at a wedding.

Adam Lambert - “Ring of Fire” (Johnny Cash/Willie Nelson)

OK, now personally, I strongly prefer the outstanding sped-up, edgy version of this song by semi-punk 90s band Social Distortion, which Adam could have killed.

So I understand there was some uproar last week over photos of Lambert “interacting” with other males. Whatever. I admit to owning several Erasure and Bronksi Beat CDs from the mid-80s and I wasn’t focused on their personal lives. I can only assume embarrassing photos of those fellas would have been making their way around the web if it had been as prevalent back in the day. If you can sing, you sing.

Still, with the way he works the camera, I still think Adam has the makings of a “21st century Elvis”, not that that would get him nearly as far these days. Personally, I think he should have been more of a metal guy. Adam definitely has some Klaus Meine (Scorpions) and some Axl Rose in his menacing high notes. His personal style seems a hybrid of Adam Ant, Rod Stewart, and the creepy androgynous guy Pete Burns from 80s band Dead or Alive). If he was on Rock Star: GNR and sang “You Could Be Mi-YEE-yne” and “Rock You Like a Hurrica-AAAAAne”, and then blew through Van Halen’s “Panama”, the intriguing little heathen would win going away. The eye make-up our contemporary Elvis wears is a bit much, but hey, so was Rueben’s waistline and he won, right?

As David Cook proved last season, it isn’t hard to find alternative versions of popular songs these days. If you spend enough time on iTunes, you can find the MeowMix cat chorus doing “Stairway to Heaven”. True story: You can even get lullaby versions of AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell” – I brought it home once from the Redwood City library.

Randy Travis was a bit scared - admits he isn’t used to seeing men with nail polish. Adam probably does a lot of things Randy isn’t used to seeing men do (Zing!) Randy admits he doesn’t see Adam as a future Grand Ole Opry member.

I loved the way he defiantly flipped country night the verbal bird. Great stage presence, plus unique vocals and style. Very strange, slow version middle-eastern vibe, but in a good way. Guy likes to mix it up, which is fun. Could have been a long, lost number from the Rocky Horror Picture Show, which should be his fall-back career path. His version might be right for the next opening theme for a James Bond movie – with writhing shadow figures. Wait, they don’t do those openings in Bond movies anymore, do they? Oh well…

It left Kara both “confused” and “happy” and perhaps a bit flushed.

Paula says, “You are true to who you are as an artist. You’re raising your own bar each week.”

Simon echoed Randy Jackson asking, “What the HELL was that? Warned that Adam should never go to the city of Nashville, where presumably he would be likely to get either biblically stoned, gay-bashed or burned at the stake.

Cowell said “There are lots of people throwing their TV sets out the window. Called it “Indulgent…Horrific!” Simon was wrong on this one.

Ryan says something like “It’s current, it’s young, it’s hot!” as if he would know. Nine Inch Nails goes country.

Scott MacIntyre - “Wild Angels” (Martina McBride)

Personally, I hated this song and its chorus more than the actual performance. I am cool with “Wild Horses” and “Calling All Angels”, but you mash them up and I just don’t get the lyrical intent. What the heck is a wild angel? What am I missing? Would prefer Wild Turkeys!

Ok, I will ask the big question…. if Mr. MacIntyre wasn’t visually-impaired, would he still be in the competition? I, for one, don’t think so. Operatic tenor Andrea Bocelli is amazing whether he is blind or not. Don’t send hate mail – I actually like nice guy/great story Scott, but sorry, the next Stevie “Finger Tips” Wonder he is not. I keep waiting for him to break out the “Greatest American Hero” theme, which would at least be funny. Honestly, I want him to have success, but I can’t imagine actually downloading one of Scott’s songs – even if it was free. And sorry, call me gender discriminatory, but it sometimes seems a bit dicey when dudes keep singing songs so clearly associated with a female.

Randy Travis is initially concerned with Scott’s choice. Tells him to speed it up and Scott does. Sorry, but mediocre adult soft rock like John Denver/Christopher Cross/Dan Fogelberg is not the style America currently wants.

Paula says, “To me tonight was another impressive, lovely performance. You work harder than most people on the stage!” She thinks Scott’s piano may have become a crutch and that he needs to switch things up, show more, etc.

Nasty Simon calls Paula’s comments “stupid” and urges him not to shy away from his piano. Randy agrees that the piano works. Simon says, “I don’t think you’re choosing the right songs.”

For Randy, it’s isn’t the songs – he is still looking for those “crazy vocals” from Scott

Kara says, “We want you to up your game a little bit. You bring class and poise to that stage.” Everyone agrees. Scott says he promises to sing piano-free if America will just let him stick around. I am getting really tired of these kids appealing to America to keep them around for another week. Sing to the music and then face it (the music), don’t beg.

Alexis Grace - “Jolene” (Dolly Parton) –

OK, Jason can back me up that I was writing to him last week calling her a “Dolly Parton without the buxom bosom” and wouldn’t you know, here she comes with a vintage DP song!

Photogenic little thing, isn’t she? But this one didn’t work too well. No great surprise when Alexis discloses she loves country music. Tonight, the falsetto was off.

Randy notes a bunch of pitch problems, stating that it wasn’t a great performance.

Kara says, “I think you lost your edge a bit!”

Paula is more kind: “You took an artistic approach - you were able to tell a story from beginning to end. Good choice.” Said she didn’t care about the pitch problems. WHAT? Aren’t they always saying AI is a singing competition? How can that not matter to you, Paula?

Simon said “I thought it was OK, a little bit ‘sound-alike’, which amazingly Alexis didn’t seem to understand. Simon also said he thought this performance would be forgotten in 10 minutes. Alexis meekly hoped it wouldn’t be. She promised to dirty it up. No argument here.

Danny Gokey - “Jesus, Take the Wheel” (Carrie Underwood)

Please stop doing songs by past winners! That’s just stone cold lame in my opinion! C’mon, D, there are thousands of songs out there and you sang “Jesus, take the wheel”? I would have preferred “How Great Thou Art” to a gratuitous suck-up song (Carrie is performing on Wed’s show I think)

…and that last name “Gokey” has to go doesn’t it? Rhymes with “Hokey” and “Pokey”, which in my book is just not good….unless you go ahead and hyphenate them and now you’d be talkin’! Interesting question though, does being on AI prevent you from marketing yourself under an improved stage name? Has anyone actually changed their name once they have been on the show? I guess “Fantasia” has dropped her “Barrino” surname for the most part and Daughtry’s “Chris” rarely gets trotted out anymore. Not that he is particularly relevant, but “Chikezie” seems to have abandoned his last name “Eze”! Look, I will only start diggin’ Chikezie “Eye-chart” Eze if he agrees to sing The Commodores’ classic 70s tune “Easy”. Dude was born to sing “That’s why I’m ‘Eze’…I’m ‘Eze’ like Sunday mornin’!”

Danny starts off clumsy and nervous in front of Mr. Travis, and blows the words about six times. Eventually Travis pays him a very nice compliment – “Man, a soulfulness most of us who make a living as a singer wish we had” Nice.

Still, unquestionably an off-night for front-running “Danny Boy”, which was surprising since he should have benefitted from St, Patrick’s Day luck. Decent performance, but his performance bar has been set high and this one clearly lowered his gathering invincibility.

His inexplicable wardrobe decision indicates he has pretty poor judgment. It looked like a Safari Edition Member’s Only jacket most likely to be seen worn by the late Harvey Korman while playing a deposed South American dictator on a cruise ship on reruns of the Carol Burnett Show. Geek-chic doesn’t work for me.

Kara says, “When you hit your stride it’s like none other.” Says the front half wasn’t spectacular. Wishes she had 10 more minutes of his power notes.

Ms. Abdul says, “I love when artists build a story…I think you were brilliant.” Thinks Carrie Underwood would buy that record.

Simon isn’t sure about Carrie buying Danny’s record, but agrees “the Goke” was pretty good. Simon expressed hatred for the ghastly outfit, as did we all.

Randy wasn’t really diggin’ Danny tonight either, says verses were a bit pitchy.

Anoop Desai - “You Were Always on My Mind” (Willie Nelson)

Wow, at first I was worried, and not just that Anoop is getting his hair cut at SuperCuts or that he paired white shoes with tan khakis. One of the judges counseled “Anoop Dog” during “Michael Jackson Week” (of which I do not approve, by the way) after he took a chance (and suffered a severe smack-down) on “Beat It”, that it can be very tough to take on a song so closely associated with another artist. Indeed, it is very easy to come off as “karaoke” as I do whenever I try to take on Free lead singer Paul Rogers and his anthemic version of “All Right Now” (“anthemic may not be an official word, but if it’s good enough for the Urban Dictionary, I figure I can label as “racist” anyone who dares to question it!).

I was worried it would be too hard to pull off a Johnny Cash classic made far more famous in a signature version by Willie Nelson: “You Were Always on My Mind” (which I happen to have on my triple-CD Country Music Hall of Fame collection that I personally picked up at the CMHOF in Nashville while driving back across the country from graduate school in my fire-engine-red Fiero in the summer of ‘89! Yes, I now recognize how embarrassing that is to admit to today, but that iconic mid-engine car had speakers in the head rests, replaceable plastic body panels, and an incredible center of gravity. Too bad the Fieros took after their name and spontaneously burst into flame about as frequently as Pintos). Now if Anoop had let his beard grow all week, avoided showering, donned a sweaty red bandana, tacked on braided extensions, and evaded some federal taxes, he would have impressed me a lot more on this song.

Still, you would never guess this guy was of Indian decent. Close you eyes and listen and he sounds like an R&B singer.

Paula says, “Anoop is back!” and that he “touched her heart.”

Simon delivers a pre-rehearsed line, “You’ve just managed to go from zero to hero…good choice of song. One of my favorite performances of the night - I take it back you deserve to be in this show!”

Randy Jackson says, “This is why we really wanted you in the competition. Arrangement was dope!” [Please, stop that!]

Kara called it one of those “untouchable songs”, but that Anoop pulled it off and provided the biggest surprise of the night.”

Megan Joy Corkrey - “Walking After Midnight” (Patsy Cline)

Poor girl was so obviously hit hard with the flu, it was pretty amazing she could sing at all. Randy Travis was initially worried about her unique notes. The gravity of her illness was no exaggeration – she looked truly miserable out there on stage. Couldn’t even fake a smile in the closing credits. At first I thought it was a joke – her version sounded like it was intended as a novelty record, but it got better.

Probably picked up the flu while posing poolside for her highly-anticipated upcoming pin-up poster! No, not in the works yet, but you see, I am thinking Megan may be a 21st-century edition of Farrah Fawcett. I can see the undeniably stunning Megan, with her flowing blonde hair and perfectly-straight set of 116 Pepsodent-worthy white teeth, slipping into a burnt-orange one-piece and posing for the classic Farrah poster that I and every other teenage boy I knew had on his bedroom wall back in ‘76 when the feather-haired Charlie’s Angels’ star was the “it” girl. A still –all-time-record 12,000,000 of those posters were sold. Amazing, wasn’t it? One modest little semi-nipple shot was enough to slay an entire sector of American society! Today you get more skin than that on Desperate Doctors or whatever that Grey’s Anatomy spin-off is that my wife watches. Did you know that the Texas-bred Farrah, who like my wife is a Tri-Delt, was born “Ferrah” and had a father of Lebanese decent ? “Farah” (with a single “r”) apparently means “joy” in Lebansese. Hey, Megan’s middle name happens to be “Joy”. Coincidence…. or conspiracy? Pretty much willing to bet Megan does not have a single drop of middle-eastern blood in her body. Anyway, “MJ” would be good to go for the poster were it not for one tiny little issue. Hmmmm, could it be the entire arm-encompassing tattoo of a magic castle complete with princess and the prince Megan apparently hopes to meet someday? Man, this girl could defeat Maude Adams in an ink-off with one arm –tied behind her back, the tatt-free one. The last time I was wishing so hard for something to be a “sleeve” it involved barbeque-flavored Pringles.

I am going to save all y’all some valuable time and let you know right now that after the recent run on the market, “faux full-arm flesh-toned tattoo sleeves” are on currently sold out and on back order on one of my favorite shopping destinations: http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/product/thingstowear/oddaccessories/celtic+%26+japanese+tattoo+sleeves.do?WT.svl=80444

Bottom line: Don’t underestimate the “hot factor” on Megan Joy. In addition to being “quirky”, she is ridiculously pretty and that works strongly in her favor.

Travis, who sure comes across as a genuine, good guy on the show, calls it “totally unique.”

Randy liked the choice: “I was quite impressed. It actually really worked.”

Kara gave her props: “Perfect song - Perfect look.” Kara seemed as impressed as I was that she was able to sing despite being sicker than a dog.

Paula explains that Megan wasn’t present at the run-thru because she was at the hospital. Called her “a fighter, a consummate pro.”

Simon likes her, but mails it in: “You should have the flu every week!” Simon worries the stylists are sucking away her quirky style.

Matt Giraud - “So Small ” – (Carrie Underwood)

Simon or someone had made a comparison to Taylor Hicks last week. It is a little disconcerting when Taylor Hicks is starring in a production of the musical Grease. Can we really see Taylor scoring a cute high school exchange student?

Big “arrow-up” on Matt Girard and not just because he may be distantly related to Cindi’s best friend Tiffany’s husband Dave Girouard. He just seems so natural and comfortable on stage, as does Kris Allen. The guy comes across as a “performer” as opposed to a “contestant” in a singing competition. I am warming to his skills.

For what possible reason was Paula sniffing Simon Cowell’s arm? Don’t really want to know.

Matt’s is once again working the piano and doing the soulful thing. Not perfect on the vocals and those unnecessary falsettos at the end of songs bug me, but all in all he was really engaging.

Miss Kara gushes “Amazing!”

Paula says, “Your authenticity and honesty is unparalleled tonight.”

Simon doesn’t think Matt has been given enough credit in the competition and that Matt “outsang” Danny Gokey on this night, comparing him (quite generously) to Michael Buble’.

Randy Jackson says it was his favorite performance of the night: “You got mad skills” or something like that.

Yes, he does and I have moved him into the upper-half based on this performance.

What We Learned:

There is no clear dominance this season. So, who are the current front-runners? Adam Lambert is pretty darn mesmerizing. He also is what he is, which his parents have known for years. He is also very dynamic and has charisma to spare, but the question is whether American can… go there.

Lil Rounds has been stalling a bit, but just needs better song options and she’ll be right back at the top. Needs to defend herself a little less, sing more R&B (imagine if she took on “Think” by Aretha Franklin? Lights out!)

I thought Alexis and Danny came back to the pack a bit on this night. Kris Allen is awfully good and probably can have success as a recording artist, but I just don’t see him as likely to be the people’s choice. Matt could be a dark horse and emerge late like David Cook.

My Bottom Three: If I were a judge, I would drop Michael, Scott or even Allison at this point. Actually, check that, I would jettison all three right now. No way can any of those survive to the end, which I can’t safely predict about any of the others yet.

Sorry this is arriving so late in the afternoon and that it went so ridiculously long – probably longer than last night's program itself. Never been known for brevity. Cheers, mates! Good on ya!

AI8 recap, Finalists x 13 (03/10/09)

2009-03-11T00:17:00.000-07:00

So many singers tonight! What was up with that lame PA announcer to begin the show? And there will be a double-elimination tomorrow. So much for there being 13 finalists.

Thanks to Mike Rico again for taking the reins last week for the Wild Card Show.

Michael Jackson night tonight. Wonder if anyone will come out with multiple nose surgeries and with their skin bleached?

No one did “Thriller,” but I loved the “Thriller” scene in that not-so-great, but watchable Jennifer Garner movie “13 Going On 30.” I say watchable because I love the wholesome, girl next door Jennifer Garner and I’m a sucker for “body trade” (for lack of a better term) movies (Big, Freaky Friday, Wish Upon A Star, etc).

01 – Lil Rounds, The Way You Make Me Feel
Well she sure changed it up. As in singing “the way you makin’ me feel” instead of “the way you make me feel.” I really like Lil but I wasn’t crazy about this rendition. Kinda boring, but she really can sing. And her outfit kinda matched Paula’s with the boa on one shoulder. So that bugs a bit too. Randy, Kara & Paula loved it. Simon called it a lazy song choice, which I agree with. Lil should be safe tomorrow night.

02 – Scott MacIntyre, Keep The Faith
I’ll be honest with you, I didn’t know this song at all. I thought it was good though, as Scott is definitely more at home behind the piano. He’s not the best vocalist, but he really is talented. And I am honestly touched every time he takes the stage. Forget the “Greatest American Hero” hairdo and the vacant eyes. At least he doesn’t have a lazy eye. That would bug me to look at every week. And he’s totally genuine in his enthusiasm and joy of performing. He may not win, but he’ll get very far in this competition. My wife Kristin thinks he has a Billy Joel feel to him. Kara’s first question was if he just learned that on the piano this week and his answer was yes (how amazing is he on the piano?). Paula acknowledged the composer in the audience (good thing the lighting people were on the same page with Paula). Simon hated the song because no one knows it. Randy liked the song, but thought it was safe. I think Scott is safe this week.

03 – Danny Gokey, PYT
Danny faked me out as he started out slow (a la Ju’Not), but then quickly broke into the faster PYT. It was like “Flashdance,” where it started slow then picks up. Danny gave a shout out to Wazoo with his maroon shirt and grey blazer. I love Danny Gokey. Great voice. He knows music and he will change the songs up enough to really succeed in this competition. He’s been the early favorite and has had a ton of hype (Michelle Wie thinks Danny Gokey has a lot of hype!), but I still think he’s the one to beat. It’s hard to keep your game up for 12 weeks, but I think he can do it. Paula said he’s on his way to the finals. Simon called his vocals brilliant and likened him to Michael McDonald (white guy with soul), but said his dancing was hideous. Randy called his dancing passionate. Kara said he has joy when he takes the stage. Not only is he safe tomorrow, but I don’t think he’ll ever be in the bottom. My wife Kristin gave him the ultimate compliment. She said she’d buy his CD. She couldn’t listen to a whole CD of Adam Lambert, but she could of Danny.

04 – Michael Sarver, You Are Not Alone
Did Wacko Jack-o sing this song to Macaulay Culkin? This song was much better than the “I Don’t Want To Be” that Michael sang in the semis. If he sang this in the semis I would’ve felt much better about him beating out Anoop. I’d be disappointed if he went home this week after this song. Simon likes him, as he said he’s not the best singer but he makes up for it with passion and heart. Randy said he returned to his R&B roots. Kara said that he really can sing and he can hit all the notes. Paula called him likeable, a regular guy with extraordinary talent. He should be safe tomorrow, but I think his potential is limited.

05 – Jasmine Murray, I’ll Be There
She wore a “That ‘70s Show” dress and showed off her big voice. She reminds be a bit of Paris Bennett (without the “then kews”). Randy said she mixed the MJ & Mariah Carey versions of this song and that it was pretty good. Kara thought if she sang it a half key down it would’ve been better? But she sold it and has a great stage presence (from her beauty pageant days?). Paula said she had some brilliant moments but was under some of the notes too. Simon wishes she’d act her age more and called her a little robotic. Jasmine might be safe tomorrow, but she probably won’t be sleeping well tonight.

06 – Kris Allen, Remember The Time
So I think this guy looks like the Lachey brothers, so I call him the Lil Lachey. He was manic without his guitar on stage last week, so I was glad that he was strumming this week. Probably not the best song to accompany with a guitar, but we’ll see how it goes for him. Randy had the only comment worth mentioning (he was kinda cool and Jason Mraz-y). I think he should be safe tomorrow, but he wasn’t good enough to be termed “safe.”

07 – Allison Iraheta, Give In To Me
I didn’t really know this song, but Allison turned it into a “Heart” rock ballad. I know I’ve only heard her a few times, but if Allison chooses to be a rocker (which I think she is), I’ve got to think she’s be best chick rocker in AI history. That spans Nikki McKibbin & Ryan Starr from season 1, Gina Glocksen from Season 6 and Amanda Overmeyer from last season. So, not a prestigious group, but Allison sure can rock it. But she needs to work on her interview skills. She’s like Jason Castro, but in a different way. Paula called her a mind boggling rock star. Simon and Randy liked her. Kara dropped a “ridiculous” on her (that’s becoming one of her signature words). Allison should be safe tomorrow.

08 – Anoop Desai, Beat It
I love me some Anoop, but he seems to be a one-trick pony. I think he’s a decent singer, but he doesn’t have the range or pedigree to change songs up and make them his own. This was another instance. It might have been better if he sang “Eat It,” by Weird Al Yankovic. Anoop is very popular though and I hope he makes it through, but I also hope he doesn’t become one of those contestants that people like but overstays his welcome (like Jasmine Trias did). Paula called this song untouchable and said it was very karaoke-ish. Simon called it horrible and that it looked stupid. Randy called it the wrong song choice. Kara felt disconnected. Performance-wise, I think Anoop is in danger tomorrow, but I have to believe that he’s popular enough to hang around a few more weeks.

09 – Jorge Nunez, Never Can Say Goodbye
Don’t have much to say about this one. He did okay and he’s extremely likeable. Is that enough? Don’t know, but I know that all of Puerto Rico will be voting for him… The judges all thought it was the wrong song choice. Simon went so far as to call it corny and said the arrangement was awful. Jorge may be on the bubble tomorrow night.

10 – Megan Joy Corkrey, Rockin’ Robin
Seriously? Talk about your loopholes here. I guess this was an early Michael single that was originally a 1957 hit for Bobby Day. This song choice really turned me off. One that she chose this out of MJ’s catalog and b, really? This song on American Idol? She looked fine up there though. Although Valentine’s Day was last month. With her red headband she looked like she was reprising Elizabeth Hurley’s role in a remake of “Bedazzled.” Megan looked a bit like Cameron Diaz tonight. And she’s extremely quirky. As if that’s not been said about her already. Judges hated it. Simon called it a stupid song choice and the performance was clumsy and awkward. I think she’s definitely 1 of the 2 out tomorrow night.

11 – Adam Lambert, Black Or White
How crazy talented is Adam? His voice is (to take a word from Kara) ridiculous. He has a high, rocker voice. Is it like Gene Simmons? I think Adam is extremely talented and I like him, but I think that EVERY week his performances will be a huge theatrical deal and very Broadway-like. I’m okay with it now, but I have a feeling that it will eventually wear on me and I’ll grow to hate him. But for the time being, I’m a fan. I don’t like him as much as Danny, but I like him. Paula said no one in the history of Idol has looked so comfortable on the stage. Simon called him in a totally different league. Randy called him the most current contestant. Kara said he hit notes that she didn’t know existed. Adam’s safe tomorrow. I’ve heard of a 3 person final this year. If it’s Danny, Adam and Lil (or Alexis), I’d be pleased.

12 – Matt Giraud, Human Nature
The dueling pianist on the piano. Way more comfortable there, although I like Scott on the piano better than Matt. My wife Kristin thought he missed some notes at the beginning of the song. I think Matt’s likeable enough, but wouldn’t be surprised to see him go home tomorrow or quickly after this. Judges had no time and didn’t give any meaningful feedback.

13/36 – Alexis Grace, Dirty Diana
Wow she’s got a big voice in that tiny body. She got the pimp spot, but she got a different dial in number. I heard somewhere that the IDOLS-13 # is some kind of porn # so they had to change it to IDOLS-36. I wonder if that’s going to mess up her votes? I hope not. Alexis should be safe tomorrow and should go far.

So that’s it so far.

Top 3: Danny, Adam, Allison

Bottom 3: Megan Joy, Anoop, Jorge

Two off: Megan Joy and Anoop/Jorge/Matt/Kris

AI8 recap, Wild Card Show (03/05/09)

2009-03-06T22:23:00.000-08:00

Hey folks

Mike Rico, here, recapping today for Jason as he’s a busy dude and was doing work-related stuff last night. Last night was the Wild Card show, where the judges picked 8 singers who missed the cut and gave them one last opportunity to sing their way into the last three spots. Wait, did I say three?

1. Jesse Langseth, Tell Me Something Good. I like singers like Jesse in theory, but find it hard to back Jesse for some reason. She gives bad face when she sings, though she is a pretty girl. I like the tone of her voice, but don’t really dig her style. I would have rather seen the smooth stylings of Ju’not than see her in the WC show. I think I have her and Tatiana to blame, but mostly the judges.

Simon said it was a lot better, but self-indulgent. Kara said she brought a swagger, while Paula said she’s strong and tenacious.

Like I said, not a fan of Jesse and her performance was middle of the road for me. Let’s find someone else to fill out the last 3 spots…

2. Matt Giraud, Who’s Loving You. Dueling piano player guy. These bars kind of look like fun when you walk past them, but singing with strangers seems weird so we keep on walking… I don’t know if I’m getting old and grumpy, but I don’t like Matt either. I don’t like singers that feel the need to stretch every note and go up and down all the time. Yes, I know it’s his bluesy style, but I don’t buy it coming from him. A lot of people do, so there is a market for this guy. Maybe that Irish pub in the New York, New York Casino.

Simon said he was a billion times better, but hates what he’s wearing. He also said he can see some Taylor Hicks coming through. Then the other judges coiled back and defended him as if Simon had said Matt might have a touch of the leprosy. “No! No! Matt is not a leper!” they seemed to be saying… Kara said thanks for bringing back bluesy Matt. Randy said he is scaring the competition with that performance tonight.

Taylor is clearly the least respected of all the winners of AI. I notice when they have the backgrounds of all the winners of AI during auditions, Taylor’s image is small and on the end like the butt on a loaf of bread… Matt said this song is in his bones and that he should have sang this for his earlier performance. Granted, he sang better than last week, but not a fan. Judges like bluesy Matt, so it sounded like he was a shoe in…

3. Megan Joy Corkrey- Black Horse and the Cherry Tree. I do like Megan and her nutty little performances. If I thought it was contrived, I wouldn’t dig it, but she feels authentic to me. She has a classic beauty underneath the quirkiness and the fully tattooed wing and that makes her very interesting. I like the tone of her voice on top of it all…

Simon said she’s current, while Kara says that the competition needs her as she gives America a different flavor. Randy said he can see her making these kind of records, while Paula offers up only mild praise…

If it wasn’t for AI, I would have never heard this song. I remember Katherine McPhee sang this and I believe someone sang it last year…This type of song was a perfect fit for Megan. She does her thing and I loved the performance and we have to believe that she is guaranteed a spot in the final 12.

4. Von Smith, Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word- Von was the kid who was over the top in his auditions and the judges asked him to bring it down a notch. Von has sung in a more subdued style in the final 36 and it has been rewarded with one last chance for the judges. I, for one, hate his style of singing. Watching his auditions throughout the process made me irritable. I won’t ask for anesthetics when I’m at the dentist, but pass me the nitrous oxide when it’s his turn to sing.

Simon said he’s boring, too serious. Said he was more interested in his earlier performances. Kara said it was a bad song choice, but even worse, it was dark. Paula said he’s overthinking and just needs to let himself sing freely.

It’s end of the road for Von. I think he did take his performances down from his manic levels and he seemed to get penalized for it, with the judges saying they like old Von better. In the end, oftentimes, the singers have to figure it out themselves. He’ll have to find his style and hope there is an audience for him. If not, there is musical theater. Well, in this economy there is some musical theater.

5. Jasmine Murray, Reflection- I’ve been behind this girl since the beginning and was disappointed that she shot herself in the foot in the final 36… She’s got the talent, but she was one of those who had her brain eaten by the bad song choice zombie. Teenagers, in particular, seem to have their own ideas and make questionable song choices on AI. Maybe David Archuleta’s father can get a consulting gig for these kids.

Simon called it pretty special, while Kara said she didn’t know she had such a big voice. Randy said the song was a little too big for her, but Paula said she did a wonderful job.

Jasmine gets back on track with her performance tonight. She sings confidently and jogs everyone’s memory of why she was an early favorite. She could be one of those young talents that find themselves during the competition and do some damage.

6. Ricky Braddy, Superstition - I remember the whole Braddy Bunch thing, but I have to say I don’t remember his performances. At least there are no preconceived notions as I tune in this week.

Simon said he sounded good, but didn’t think he made a big enough impression. Kara said they all knew he could sing, but he needed to show off his personality and he did. Randy wasn’t a fan of the performance and said he tried to do too much with it

Braddy reminds me of a good buddy of mine and Jason’s, Jerry Beach. This Braddy guy is definitely a more flamboyant version of JB, though my wife remarked that he wears his jeans tight like Jerry. That’s just how Jerry rolls… Braddy sings it okay for me, but Superstition kind of sings itself if you are a halfway decent singer. Simon’s right in that it didn’t separate him from the rest of the bunch. Last call if you want one of those Braddy Bunch t shirts…

7. Tatiana Del Toro, Saving all My Love For You. Tatiana needs no introduction. I’ll admit she can sing very well at times and the overblown circus/drama that she generates seriously detracts from the talent that she does have. Tonight she sings the same song she sung on Tuesday.

Simon grilled her about singing the same song. Kara asked her which person is she tonight. Randy said there were good moments and bad moments; a mixed bag. Paula said she’s not a fan of repeat songs, but says she can really sing.

Watching the critique is painful as the judges fight to get their words in…She can sing a Whitney song better than 99.9% of us, I’ll give her that much, but I need the nitrous again for when the singing stops. Her best career move would be to get on a telenovela on Univision as an evil nightclub singer.

8. Anoop Desai, My Perogative - Anoop is my guy. I was annoyed that America didn’t make him top 3, but then again they elected good old Dubya not once, but twice. Yes, I truly believe the same conspirators that voted against John Kerry are keeping Anoop from his rightful place in the top 12. Wait, did I say 12?

Simon said he’s not the best singer, but people like him. Kara said she wanted to get up and dance. Anoop then said if a North Carolina guy like him could make a Duke girl like Kara dance then he’s happy. Anoop, go on with your bad self and your sexy ACC banter. It’s no wonder America loves Anoop. Randy said he did better this time. Randy now amends the “don’t repeat your song rule” to “you can repeat your song, but you got to slay it!” Paula said he is the showman and says everyone loves the performance. When Paula says you’re quite the showman, that means your show is dorky or awkward. Despite picking on Tatiana for singing the same song, she’s now glad that Anoop did it.

It seems that Anoop is the human anomaly and the exception to every rule on AI. The novelty of a smooth r&b voice coming from a straight-laced Indian American is starting to wear off, but what’s not wearing off is the reaction Anoop Dogg gets from the audience. He definitely gets the crowd going despite his strictly junior high dance moves. There’s only so many times you can do the “pick the lint off your shirt” move and that is once or less… He’s got a nice voice and a lot of charisma and personality and we’ll see how far that takes him, if only he can crack the top 12… For those that didn’t get the Chapel Hill shout out from Anoop, it was the anniversary of the shooting of Eve Carson, the NC student body president that was murdered a year ago Thursday. A very sad event to learn about…

Of course, no predictions are necessary today. I would have had Megan, Jasmine & Anoop going into the final three spots as most observers of the show would. As the judges announced the winners of the night, they created a very nice moment. They announced Jasmine and then Megan would pass on through and called up Matt and Anoop for the last spot. I knew Anoop would get in and was stunned and yelling at the tv when they announced Matt was going in. Anoop gave the “gracious loser” hug to Matt and then it was announced they will take Anoop as well and make it the top 13. Sweet!!! Cut to Anoop’s stunned reaction, then the giddy parents up in the booth and then back to the other contestants mobbing A-Dogg. Well done, AI.

Overall, no beefs from me, though unlike Kara, I would say “No, thanks” to bluesy Matt. But that’s a small quibble… Time to get the finals cranking next week. Now, back to J and your regularly scheduled programming.

AI8 recap, Semi-Finalists x 36, Group 3 (03/03/09)

2009-03-03T23:46:00.001-08:00

Again, a quick one tonight as it’s a 2 hour show and I’ve got sleep to get to…

01 – Von Smith, 22, Greenwood, MO (You’re All I Need To Get By, Marvin Gaye)
Kid looks like JT Lambert from “Step By Step,” the show with Suzanne Somers and Patrick Duffy. The eldest sister in that show was Staci Keanan who was the daughter in “My Two Dads,” with Paul Reiser and Greg (BJ & the Bear) Evigan. To my wife Kristin, Von sounded a bit like George Michael from his Wham! days. Randy thought he started the show off nicely and Simon said he reminded him of Clay Aiken (wardrobe-wise too). I think Von has a shot at the #3 slot this week. If not, I hope they bring him back for the Wild Card on Thursday.

02 – Taylor Vaifanua, 17, Hurricane, UT (If I Ain’t Got You, Alicia Keys)
She looks like she could be one of the singing Wolfgramm kids in the ‘80s group “The Jets.” Did you know that “The Jets” were made up of the oldest 8 Wolfgramm kids? And that there were SEVENTEEN (17) kids total? My only problem with this song is that, on this show, you have to cover a song and “change it up” or “make it your own.” With a stylized song like this one, it’s very hard to make it different. I don’t think she fell flat, but didn’t think she knocked it out of the park either. Simon called it generic and bland and genuinely couldn’t remember her from the auditions/Hollywood. It’s a tough one, but I don’t think she makes it through.

03 – Alex Wagner-Trugman, 19, Studio City, CA (I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues, Elton John)
Can’t put my finger on who this kid looks like. I’m thinking a cross between Ray Romano and Joey Harrington? Alex definitely changed it up, but not in a good/cool way. And I’m not a fan of kids having hyphenated names either. What happens when Alex gets married and his wife wants to hyphenate her last name? Would it be Susan Smith-Wagner-Trugman? Can you double hyphenate? How could she EVER fill out a form with boxes, let alone a Scantron? There would not be enough room. Would she just use the space in Address 2? Back to Alex. Nice kid. Reminded me a bit of John (Red Finch) Stevens 2.0. But at least he won’t be a finalist, I think…

04 – Arianna Afsar, 17, San Diego, CA (The Winner Takes All, ABBA)
As with others, in the last few weeks, the background music sounded a bit loud and drowned her out in parts. She’s got a big voice, but this was a weird, dreary arrangement. Before Arianna even started singing I thought that the judges would say she was singing something too old for her. The judges killed her for a bad song choice/arrangement, but of course Paula couldn’t resist getting the token applause by pandering to the audience by saying something inane, yet positive about the performance. I can’t stand Paula when she does that. Actually I can’t stand Paula. Period. I hope they bring Arianna back for the Wild Card. She’s a cute girl with a good voice that made a bad song choice.

05 – Ju’Not Joyner, Bowie, MD (Hey There Delilah, Plain White T’s)
I like this song, but I thought that Ju’Not was a bit too reserved in this version. It was a little unrecognizable in parts for me too. Ju’Not seems like a funny, likeable guy, so this song was a bit confusing for me. It’s almost like contestants feel the need to show another side of themselves but the problem with that is that they only have one shot to make it to the finals in this new format. Stick with what you do well and experiment once you get to the finals when they eliminate one a week. Not when they only put 3 out of 12 through. Still, I thought Ju’Not was good, but I think he could’ve stood out more with a different song choice. And I think he looks like a bloated Penny Hardaway. He’s a serious contender for the #3 slot tomorrow though.

06 – Kristen McNamara, 23, Napa Valley, CA (Give Me One Reason, Tracy Chapman)
So I’m already against her because she took the spot of Jennifer Korbee, as the two of them had a “sing for your supper” competition to make it the top 36. Jennifer Korbee was previously Jennifer Peterson-Hind (maiden name) from Hi-5, one of our daughter’s favorite kids’ shows. I wish when Joanna Pacitti was kicked off the show they would’ve invited Jennifer back to the competition. But I digress. So Kristen is a karaoke host and it totally showed in her song. I thought that she was doing a number for the movie “Duets.” Totally cabaret/cruise ship version of the song. And Kristen looks like someone but I can’t put my finger on it. All this being said, I still think she’s in the running for slot #3 too.

07 – Nathaniel Marshall, 19, Malone, NY (I Would Do Anything For Love, Meat Loaf)
So Nathaniel is kind of a train wreck. His outfit looked like he was a buddy of the guys from “Night at the Roxbury.” And his headband is simply ridiculous. Dude has a multitude of tattoos and piercings too. Just a mess. I could actually see Will Ferrell doing a skit on him for SNL. Simon called his performance “verging on excruciating” and “uncomfortable.” Randy asked what kind of artist would he be? And what kind of music would he do? Paula called it the “Boy George version” of the song and that took the cool factor away from it. Seems like a nice kid, but I think he’s toast tomorrow.

08 – Felicia Barton, 26, Virginia Beach, VA (No One, Alicia Keys)
So Felicia is the one they brought back when they disqualified Joanna Pacitti (for having “very personal connections” to 2 execs for 19 Entertainment). And Wikipedia has Joanna dating Mark Ballas from Dancing With The Stars (what happened to Sabrina Bryan?). I didn’t think Felicia was all that great, but she sure owned the stage when she was singing up there. Closest look-alike I could come up with was Courteney Cox. See above for singing stylized-Alicia Keys songs. They should just take them off the list for the contestants to spare them the ridicule. She still may be in the running for the 3rd slot though.

09 – Scott MacIntyre, 23, Scottsdale, AZ (Mandolin Rain, Bruce Hornsby)
So this is the blind guy. He had to sing without his piano which had to be a bit discomforting for him. Not the best vocals, but good enough to get him through to the finals, where I hope they let the contestants use instruments like last season. He will undoubtedly get through tomorrow. No question about it. He’s likeable and has a great story. His candor in his interview was like David Archuleta’s but even more believable. Looking back at little David, I think some of his “aw shucks” routine may have been planned, but ultimately I still like David. I don’t see a pretentious bone in Scott’s body. He may not win, but he will definitely be a finalist.

10 – Kendall Beard, 24, Austin, TX (This One’s For The Girls, Martina McBride)
Who does Kendall look like? Blondie? Reese Witherspoon? I think Kendall may be the frontrunner for the 3rd spot, as historically, the voters have been kind to country singers. I didn’t think she was great, but good enough (and cute enough) to get through. If not, maybe a Wild Card spot.

11 – Jorge Nunez, 20, Carolina, PR (Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me, Elton John)
The music was foreground music, and not background, on this song. Really drowned Jorge out. He did a pretty good job with this song though. Wouldn’t be surprised if he was voted through or if he gets a Wild Card spot. Seacrest “cleverly” said his number as “uno uno” at the end. How witty Ryan is. Just one snappy comeback after another. Does facetious come across on e-mail?

12 – Lil Rounds, 24, Memphis, TN (Be Without You, Mary J. Blige)
Wow. That’s all I have to say. She looks and sounds like LaToya London from a few seasons back. But better. The judges loved her. She’s through to the finals. Guaranteed.

So, I think Lil and Scott will be through. Jorge, Kendall, Felicia, Kristen, Ju’Not and Von all have a shot at the #3 spot.

I guess that we get the results on Wedneday, but then they have a quick turnaround and have the Wild Card on Thursday. I think each judge puts 2 contestants on the show (for a total of 8). Then the judges (not America) puts 3 through to the finals.

If I have time, I’ll do another recap on Thursday night… But probably not because I have a work dinner program that night…

AI8 recap, Semi-Finalists x 36, Group 2 (02/25/09)

2009-02-25T23:51:00.001-08:00

So, a day later this week because of Obama’s State of the Union address.

This one may be short, as it’s late and I’m in day 4 of a launch of a new drug!

Judges flipped seats this week and they also alternated who went first.

01 – Jasmine Murray, 16, Columbus, MS (Love Song, Sara Bareilles)
This one was kinda weird for me. It sounded like the background music was too loud or that her mike had a hollow echo to it? Jasmine was in the group with the bikini girl during Hollywood. And for the record, I don’t think the bikini girl was that good looking. Nice body and tan, but her face looked like one of the ants from the movie “Antz.” Jasmine looked a bit like Brandy/Moesha. My favorite part of Brandy was that she was married to Quentin Richardson and I saw a highlight of her giving him “head bumps” after a dunk once. Love the “head bumps.” Judges hated it. I hope that she comes back next year or in a few years. She has a good voice, but this song choice was horrible.

02 – Matt Girard, 23, Kalamazoo, MI (Viva La Vida, Coldplay)
This kid is the dueling piano player. Kinda looks like he could be a Dillon brother (Matt & Kevin’s). Looks lost without a piano. Almost like he needed Enablex for overactive bladder (nice Novartis plug for my wife Kristin). Another bad song choice. Simon called him a wannabe pop star.

03 – Jeanine Vailes, 28, Washington, DC (This Love, Maroon 5)
Ouch this was bad. Nice short shorts though. And she reminded me of a black (or overbaked) Cher. All the judges could do was compliment her legs. Stick a fork in her. She’s done.

04 – Nick Mitchell, er Normund Gentle, 27, Brookfield, CT (And I’m Telling You I’m Not Going, Dreamgirls)
Some of you legacy TAP people will get this, but he reminds me of a cross between Jeff Pettus and Jason Marshburn… I don’t get how they put Nick/Normund through. You’re telling me that Jamar (Danny Gokey’s friend from Milwaukee) wasn’t better than him? I almost hope that America votes him through because the producers/judges allowed him to go through. His voice is okay, but it’s totally mocking the whole competition. If I were another semi-finalist, I’d be pissed. If I made it to the final cuts and got cut before him, I’d be incensed too. Seems like a funny and likeable guy, but Paula actually made the most sense when she said that he’s a true performer but doesn’t know if this is the stage for him. Vote For The Worst has him as their weekly poster boy. He may get through. The 12 tonight were so bad (generally) that I wouldn’t care if he was in the top 3.

05 – Allison Iraheta, 16, Los Angeles, CA (Alone, Heart)
Interesting. I just read that Allison previously won $50,000 and a recording contract on a Telemundo talent contest. Hmm. I gotta chew on that one for a bit before I decide if I’m going to hate her like I did Carly Hennessy. At least she’s American… Allison has a nice husky tone to her “rocker” voice. Almost looks like a mini-Kelly Clarkson. I thought she was great tonight. The best girl by far. Judges loved her. She should be the top girl tomorrow.

06 – Kris Allen, 23, Conway, AR (Man in the Mirror, Michael Jackson)
This kid looks like the lost Lachey brother. They showed him in Hollywood with a guitar and he looked like he needed an instrument up there. He was bouncing around like he had just shotgunned a few Red Bulls before he got on stage. He was okay, but forgettable. Kara went first and said the chose the wrong song, the Paula totally disagreed. Thought she did that to get the token cheers. But then a strange thing happened. Simon and Randy agreed with her. They totally left Kara out to dry. Maybe it was a rookie initiation thing because I think Kara was right…

07 – Megan Joy Corkrey, 23, Sandy, UT (Put Your Records On, Corrine Bailey)
Very cute girl, other than the tat sleeve she has down her right arm. Looks like a cross between Kirsten Dunst and Julia Stiles. Judges loved her, but I was distracted by her odd “dancing movements” and accent on some of the words. Maybe that’s “current” and “relevant,” but I just found it “annoying.” And yes, I stopped typing and did quotation marks with my fingers on each hand during those words above. But I didn’t say “quote, unquote” like others do. She may get through tomorrow because the judges loved her. If she doesn’t get through on the voting, I’m sure she’ll be a Wild Card contender.

08 – Matt Breitzke, 28, Bixby, OK (If You Could Only See, Tonic)
Was it me or did Matt seem like he was moving in slow motion while he was singing? Man was this song boring. Judges all like him as a person, but thought the song was boring. Kara made the mistake of saying, that he could ACTUALLY sing, which makes my wife go off because why is it a surprise that someone in the final 36 of hundreds of thousands can ACTUALLY sing? Like that’s some big revelation. Like it’s not ACTUALLY a singing competition. I think Bixby will get their now most famous welder back soon.

09 – Jesse Langseth, 26, Minneapolis, MN (Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes)
My wife Kristin thought that she looked a bit like that girl Ava from Gray’s Anatomy. You know, the one whose face was put back together and went crazy on Alex. Jesse wore an indoor outfit. I call it an indoor outfit because if she wore that outside in the sun, she’d get real bad tan marks… Judges were mixed on her. I don’t think she stood out enough to make it through.

10 – Kai Kalama, 27, San Clemente, CA (What Becomes of the Brokenhearted, Jimmy Ruffin)
Kinda boring song choice. Had a nice sneer going though. My wife Kristin thought he had a nice voice, but that it’s not that strong. Judges called him old fashioned and called the song a safe choice. Don’t think he’ll make it through.

11 – Mishavonna Hensen, 18, Irvine, CA (Drops of Jupiter, Train)
I kept trying to figure out who Mishavonna looked like. Was it Debi Mazur? The female wrestler/bodybuilder/freak Chyna? Was it a not-as-soft Lauren Graham? Then it hit me. With her turned up nose, she looked like a resident of Whoville from The Grinch That Stole Christmas. The judges panned her for being too serious and not having an emotional tie to the song. This doesn’t bode well for her tomorrow, although she could be the 3rd person through (after the top guy and girl).

12 – Adam Lambert, 27, Hollywood, CA (Satisfaction, The Rolling Stones)
Adam looks like a Goth, glam, eyeliner-wearing Jason Bateman. Or maybe just Justine Bateman. You choose. Adam’s been doing musical theater since he was 10. He was good. Way better than anyone else (especially the guys) tonight. But he reminds me of the showgirl in “A Chorus Line.” Not in a female sense, but in the way that she was a showgirl trying to get a role in the chorus line, where you’re supposed to conform to everyone else and not stand out. I’m not saying you shouldn’t stand out on this show, but Adam seems to be overly theatrical in his songs and voice. That bugs me a bit right now and I’m sure it will manifest to pure hatred in the weeks to come. He’s a better singer than Constantine, but I liken Adam to him in that he totally plays to the camera and stuff. Kara had a cool comment about him saying that his vocal technique was outrageous. He’s through tomorrow night. Guaranteed. Just like last week when they gave Danny Gokey the Pimp Spot.

That’s it for now. Would love to hear your comments back.

AI8 recap, Semi-Finalists x 36, Group 1 (02/17/09)

2009-02-18T00:13:00.000-08:00

I was going to do a “what have we seen so far” recap, but just didn’t have the time. I’ll try to include parts of that in this e-mail and subsequent ones.

So, these semis are a bit different than in the past. Out of the 36, they will be broken down into 3 groups consisting of 6 guys and 6 gals. Only THREE (3) advance in the first 3 weeks; the top guy, the top gal and the next highest person (regardless of gender). That person could be the 2^nd or 3^rd highest vote getter of the week. That makes nine (9). The fourth week will be a judges’ choice “Wild Card” week where they will force their favorites on us. I remember season 2 being a bit like this, as Ruben made it through, but Clay Aiken had to go the Wild Card route to the finals.

This may be short and sweet tonight. On to the singers…

01 – Jackie Tohn, 28, New York, NY (A Little Less Conversation, Elvis Presley)

She kinda made it her own, but this is such a “non-serious” song that I couldn’t really take it seriously. Song always reminds me of Oceans 11. Jackie kinda looks like a younger version of Lily Tomlin. Or Alanis Morisette. This performance had a real Taylor Hicks feel for me. Randy said she was a good entertainer, but not blown away by her vocals. Kara said she can work a stage and has a big personality. It got Paula up dancing and she profoundly said “perfect sometimes is boring.” Simon said she played a clown tonight and thinks she blew a great opportunity by doing that song. I’m not a fan of hers.

02 – Ricky Braddy, 26, Elizabeth City, NC (A Song For You, Leon Russell)

Very good voice. Has a website up and running (thebraddybunch.com). We didn’t see him AT ALL in the auditions or Hollywood. He did a pretty good job with the song, but I think the lack of publicity is going to hurt him. Randy said he had a beautiful tone. Kara said he killed it and made it seem effortless. Paula mentioned the fact that he was not featured yet. Simon called him very, very good, but said he has no star quality. He may make it through because he already has a following, but if not, I think he may be a Wild Card choice.

03 – Alexis Grace, 21, Memphis, TN (I Never Loved A Man, Aretha Franklin)

She’s the mother of one that they told in the auditions to “dirty your look up.” The black on her pale skin looks better than the pink that she wore to the audition. And the pink coloring in the hair adds a nice touch too. She’s one of my wife’s favorites. I though Alexis did well tonight. She’s got a big soulful voice. Reminds me of the female lead in “Valley Girl?” Randy said that she done found the dirt and soul. Kara said the genie is out of the bottle. Paula rambled on but I took “quiet confidence” out of her words. Simon called her the dark horse and liked her to Kelly Clarkson. And there was a Ted Danson with Neil Patrick Harris sighting in the crowd. And was it me or did her dad look like a blonde Penn Gillette? I think she should make it though as the #1 gal, and if not, she’s a shoe in for a Wild Card spot.

04 – Brent Keith, 29, Blanchester, OH (Hicktown, Jason Aldean)

Don’t know who he looks like, but I did read that he was a finalist on “Nashvile Star” about 4-5 years back. Not really impressed with him. Plus it’s country and I don’t do country… Randy called it a new edge to country. Kara said he played it safe and said the song wasn’t rangy enough for him. Paula called it a safe song. Simon called him forgettable. He’s toast.

05 – Stevie Wright, 17, Phelan, CA (You Belong With Me, Taylor Swift)

I had high hopes for Stevie, but she was dreadful. Came out in a cool ‘80s outfit, much like Robin Sparkles in “How I Met Your Mother” (Let’s Go to The Mall), but it was a horrible performance. She was a victim of being criticized as being too “old” so she overcompensated and tried a “young” song (Taylor Swift). Never works. Ask Ayla Brown, a semi-finalist from a few years back, who was ousted on a Natasha Bedingfeld song. Randy said it was not hot for him and that she was better than that song. He also threw in that she may not have made it to Hollywood if she auditioned with that song. Ouch. Kara said that song had nothing to do with her. Paula also said it was not the right song and that was not the Stevie that they fell in love with. Simon called it terrible, out of tune and that she was nervous. Like Brent, she’s toast too. Hopefully she learns and maybe she’ll give it another shot next year.

06 – Anoop Desai, 22, Chapel Hill, NC (Angel of Mine, Monica)

I love me some Anoop. But the background vocals sounded loud with him (and others tonight). Every time I hear him sing it makes me think of that bad movie “American Dreamz” which parodied “American Idol.” But he’s actually a good singer. Randy said it was an interesting song choice, but thought the song was sharp. Kara didn’t think he had the riffs to nail the song, but that he connected to it. Paula said that America has connected with him already and that he has a real Brian McKnight feel to him. Simon called the song too grown up for him and too serious, but that he has a massive likeability to him. I think Anoop is the 3^rd person to go through tomorrow (after Danny Gokey). If not, he’s definitely a Wild Card choice.

07 – Casey Carlson, 20, Minneapolis, MN (Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic, The Police)

Casey is a cute girl (and a bubble tea maker to boot), but this song was like a bad beauty pageant song. Ouch. It was horrible. I actually winced while she was singing up there. Especially when she was doing her bad choreography and the karate chops. Randy called it completely wrong. Kara said everything was wrong and that you shouldn’t touch songs by The Police. Paula called her phrasing weird. Simon called it atrocious and karaoke-y. But you gotta love her mom with the thick Minnesota accent. Poor girl. Zero chance of advancing. No Wild Card possibility either after that performance.

08 – Michael Sarver, 27, Jasper, TX (I Don’t Want To Be, Gavin DeGraw)

Hmm. It didn’t take long for Michael to give the obligatory “bounce” when he was singing this song. Similar bounce that occurs when any Eminem song comes on, but subtly different. I love this song because it’s the theme song to one of my favorite shows (One Tree Hill), but it’s been done and overdone on Idol. And you can’t really do it any differently. Randy said he can definitely sing, but that he’s better at soul. Kara called the song a great crowd pleaser, but not his best performance and that she’s seen him do better. Paula mentioned that Bo Bice, Elliot Yamin & Chris Richardson have all done that song previously. Simon said that people like him and he hopes that America gives him another shot. Wild Card maybe because he shouldn’t get more votes than Danny Gokey, Anoop or Ricky Braddy.

09 – Ann Marie Boskovich, 22, Nashville, TN (A Natural Woman, Aretha Franklin)

Well, she wore a nice blue dress… Vocals okay, but not up to the song. Randy said it was not the right song choice. Kara said it felt old fashioned and suggested she do a Sara Bareilles song. To which Ann Marie shot back, “you mean something not as good?” That killed Simon. He couldn’t stop laughing. I forgot what Paula said. I don’t think she did very well tonight. Real weak showing for the gals tonight.

10 – Stephen Fowler, 26, Cleveland, OH (Rock With You, Michael Jackson)

This is the guy who forgot the words to the David Cook song in Hollywood. They let his guy through and not the kid who was friends with Danny Gokey? This was a boring, uninspired version. At least he didn’t forget the words, but it kills me that he made it through and others didn’t. Randy that wasn’t even in the right place. Paula said he should’ve done the David Cook song that he messed up the words for and proved that he knows them now. Simon called it a terrible arrangement. Stephen is out.

11 – Tatiana Del Toro, 24, San Juan, PR (Saving All My Love For You, Whitney Houston)

Does it really surprise you that she chose a Whitney song? She kinda reminds me of a Latina version of Karen from Will & Grace. I think the first question that I’d ask Tatiana is “what color is the sky in your world?” She is that out there, as evidenced by her closing of her eyes at the end of her song. Was she on Valium tonight? She was so reserved. Like Mike Tyson in the interview with Robin Givens. The scary part is, she could potentially make it through. She was arguably the 2^nd best girl and already has votefortheworst.com backing her. Randy said she had some moments where she could sing. Kara called her a roller coaster ride and that she was very reserved. Paula didn’t like the demure Tatiana. Simon called her a drama queen and that she was desperate to be famous. I think he parting line summed her up, “America, this is my dream and it’s up to you to keep it alive.” I can’t stand her.

12 – Danny Gokey, 28, Milwaukee, WI (Hero, Mariah Carey)

It’s pretty obvious that he’s a dead ringer for Robert Downey, Jr. We all know the back story on Danny. The story is there, but he’s also an amazing singer. I know this is early, but I think Danny is going to win this thing going away. He killed the song. Randy called him the redeemer of the night. Kara said he was the hero. Paula called him stellar. Simon called him good, not fantastic. He’s through tomorrow. Guaranteed.

That’s it for now. It’s late.

AI7 recap, Finalists x 2 (05/20)

2008-05-20T23:13:00.000-07:00

So it’s the Finale that we’ve all been waiting for and anticipating (was that redundant?).

First off, a little housekeeping. A big thanks to Jim Rutter for assuming the seat behind the keyboard for last week. I told you he was awesome. He said levity, not brevity was his strong suit and I think all of you are thankful for that. Mike Rico joked that the coach called him into his office and told him that he’s demoted to 3^rd string, but I like to think of it like the Atlanta Braves pitching staff of the ‘90s when they had three Aces (Maddux, Glavine and Smoltz) or the Oakland A’s of millennium (Zito, Hudson and Mulder). I think these things will keep going next season, and if they do, I’m sure that I’ll be calling on Mike and Jim to pitch in again … if they’ll oblige.

I’ve got a few funny stories to relate before we get into it. One has to do with my son Jared. When we went out to Hawaii last week for my wife Kristin’s grandmother’s funeral, we left early on Saturday morning (got up before 6) to catch a 9AM flight. We didn’t eat dinner with the family until 7PM Hawaii-time, which is 10PM PST. I was falling asleep after dinner before we went back to our hotel room. Once we got back, the kids were beat. They had fallen asleep in the car on the way back and we had to carry them both up to the room. We asked Jared if he went to the potty before he went to sleep. He said yes and immediately passed out on the bed. Well, I woke up to a wet right side of my t-shirt, as Jared evidently did not go potty before he went to sleep. We put towels down on the bed and I changed him even though he was still only half awake. I was tired too, so I just rinsed my shirt and his bottoms and jumped back in bed. When Kacey got up at 4:30AM Hawaii time she noticed I didn’t have a shirt on (I didn’t want to dirty another one) and started screaming, “Daddy’s Naked Boy!”

And another thing we picked up in Hawaii are the shows “Ninja Warrior” and “Unbeatable Banzuke” on the G4 network (354 on your DirecTV dial). These shows are funny. They are Japanese (no surprise there!) and “Ninja Warrior” has an unbelievably hard obstacle course that the contestants have to maneuver through. They start with 100 contestants. Some are legitimate and others are there for laughs (comedians, elderly, etc). They take some hardy tumbles when they don’t make it. There are 4 stages and they get progressively harder. It’s fun stuff. “Unbeatable Banzuke” is less athletic, but similarly difficult and funny. One course had contestants on pogo sticks going through a course. Another had them on unicycles. The only downside is that our son Jared started watching it too and he’s tried to set up makeshift “obstacle courses” in our family room, much to his mother’s dismay.

Did anyone see the finale of Desperate Housewives? Pretty good stuff. I won’t put any spoilers in here, but if you want to e-mail me about it to discuss, I’m all ears!

And lastly How I Met Your Mother is still a favorite of mine. Our daughter Kacey has a pair of red rubber boots and when she wore them the other day, my wife Kristin and I both said, “totally pulling them off.” You really need to watch the show to know that, but it’s funny nonetheless. And the daughter in HIMYM also plays Dana Delany’s daughter in Desperate Housewives.

So, onto the finale where they decided to play up the boxing theme. Even went as far as having Michael Buffer introduce the two contestants. And they also got Jim Lampley to breakdown the “rounds.” Lamps is an interesting guy because he’s known mostly now for his boxing expertise, but he’s done many other sports before that, in addition to hosting the Olympics at every turn since 1984.

Going into tonight I really thought (and still do) that tonight didn’t really matter. I think that the voting public has already made up their mind on whom they like and who they will vote for. I don’t think anyone is on the fence. I thought if someone bombed or if one did substantially better than the other, it really wouldn’t matter. The one thing that I do know is that David is going to win…

Like in the past, each contestant sings 3 songs. The first is Clive Davis’ choice. The second is an original song from a list of 10 from a songwriting contest. The last is the contestant’s choice.

01 – Cook, I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For (U2)

So what version of this song is he going to steal and not give the artist credit for? Just kidding. Cook has been guilty of that a bit this year (doing a version that you think he made up, but it was really taken from another artist, but not credited). But that’s the problem with this show. The judges always want the contestants to “make it their own,” but what’s wrong with singing a song well the way it was meant to be sung? It’s still a singing competition, right? So the contestants furiously try to find alternate versions of songs to make it sound different and sometimes it copycats another artist. I think what the producers should do is alert the judges if a contestant does that so that one of them (hopefully not Paula, as she’ll probably mess it up) will acknowledge it in the comments. Or have the contestant say that this was so-and-so’s version of the original in their intro or as they are getting judged. Cookie sounded great on this song tonight though. Randy said it was a great way to start. Paula said “watermelon watermelon.” (isn’t that what you’re supposed to sing when you’re in a chorus and you forget the words?) And Simon called it phenomenal.

02 – Archuleta, Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me (Elton John)

If you replace the “The Sun” with “Your Son,” there’s a Michael Jackson joke in there somewhere. I just can’t put my finger on it… J This was a beautiful song, sung masterfully by little David. Randy said he picked the right time to peak. Paula said her heart was still pounding and he sent chills up and down her arms. Simon said it was arguably the best he’s done so far and proclaimed Round 1 went to Archuleta. David was practically hyperventilating during the judges’ comments. I was thinking that he really needs to pace himself because he was totally overcome with emotion and he still needs to sing 2 more songs. But you can imagine all the pressure that his dad’s been putting on him the whole competition, but this week in particular. Archuleta was spot on in this song.

03 – Cook, Dream Big

Did anyone else notice that he might have forgotten the 2^nd line in this song? But who would know? He kinda slurred the words, almost like he forgot them. I asked my wife Kristin who this song sounded like and she hit the nail right on the head. Rick Springfield. It was a totally ‘80s-ish song. Maybe it sounded like the Gin Blossoms? I think Dr. Noah Drake was right on though. I actually liked the song, although it is my 20^th high school reunion this year and I’ve been listening to the ‘80s channel on Sirius Radio nonstop in anticipation of it. As a matter of fact, I went back to putting gel in my hair too. Although not Dep, like in the ‘80s. LA Looks isn’t much better though, which is what I’m using. Was that TMI? Randy thought the song was just okay, but he was “singing his face off.” I wish Carly had done that. Literally. Paula said “blah, blah.” I don’t really write down what she says anymore. Simon called it (to take a boxing term) lightweight, thought the end was okay, but he didn’t feel like it was a winning moment. The thing my wife Kristin likes about Cookie though is that he is very articulate and can accept and address criticism very well. He speaks his mind and is the anti-Jason Castro. I’m a fan of both Davids, although I like Archuleta a little better.

04 – Archuleta, In This Moment

This song had an Edwin McCain feel to me. What was up with David’s “anchor jacket” though? I thought he did as much as he could do with this song. It’s tough to sing a song that no one knows. And it was sappy too. Although I think Kelly Clarkson’s “A Moment Like This” was pretty cool in Season 1. Randy was not crazy about the song, but he was so in the zone and he mentioned singing the phonebook again. Paula said something about it not mattering what song he was singing. Simon said he chose the better song and gave Round 2 to Archuleta.

05 – Cook, The World I Know (Collective Soul)

This was a VERY interesting song choice for Cookie. He took the road less traveled and chose a song that he hadn’t sung already. I knew that Archuleta would choose “Imagine” (why wouldn’t he?), but thought that Cookie would choose “Hello” or “Always Be My Baby.” Kudos for him for taking a chance. He slowed this song down and gave it a great vocal. But it was kinda boring and subdued. He was crying at the end of the song, which made me think that this song was special to him. And maybe it had to do with his brother. And if it did have to do with him, I really give it up to him for not mentioning it on the air. Cook has never played the sympathy card like so many other contestants have. He never played the patriotic card like Kristy Lee Cook did this year and Diana DiGarmo did in the past. I totally respect him for that. Randy said that he showed us a lot of different sides of David Cook throughout this competition. Paula truly applauded him. Simon called him one of the nicest, most sincere contestants they’ve ever had. He said it was a beautiful song, but then said it was a completely, utterly wrong song choice. He asked why he didn’t do “Billie Jean” again (I have to admit that I still haven’t watched that performance yet). David’s answer was this competition to him was a progression and why do something he’s already done. Then you could tell he had an “oh no” moment because he didn’t want to make it sound like he was slamming David Archuleta for singing “Imagine,” which he had already sung. I think he recovered nicely though.

06 – Archuleta, Imagine (John Lennon)

In little David’s defense, he really had to end the show with “Imagine.” That was his signature performance and he replicated it once again. It was a perfect way for him to end the finale. Maybe he played it safe, but he played to win. Randy said that he was so good tonight and this was what the show was all about. He was the best singer in Season 7. It left Paula speechless. I wish she was speechless more often. Simon said this was about finding a star. We witnessed one of the great finales and we witnessed a knockout.

So, there is no doubt in my mind that Archuleta outperformed Cook tonight. But will it matter? I think that little David will win, but I thought that before the performances tonight. IF you were on the fence and IF you took each week as its own entity, you will vote for David Archuleta tonight. But this show has never been about that. It’s always been cumulative. When I looked today on Sportsbook.com, they had David Cook as a 5-9 favorite and David Archuleta as a 13-10 underdog. That means you would have to bet $9 to win $5 for Cook and if you bet $10 on Archuleta, you’d win $13. I should’ve bet the house on Archuleta!

This is not a perfect competition, but I think the way it’s set up, Archuleta will win. But I wouldn’t be surprised if David Cook outsold Archuleta when it’s all said and done. Cook has that Daughtry feel to him. He’s got a more contemporary voice that will probably be appealing to a broader range of listeners. Archuleta does ballads. He kills ballads. I haven’t watched last week’s show, but Robin Powers is still embarrassed for him for doing that Chris Brown song.

America got it right with these two in the finals. I think Archuleta wins though.

And Dancing With The Stars has concluded, but I haven’t had time to watch the results yet. I’m guessing that Kristi Yamaguchi won because she obliterated Jason Taylor and Cristian de la Fuente in the scores last night.

They did a group dance that had all 3 finalists dancing together in the same dance. It was a cha cha and Kristi killed it. Poor Jason did not do as well. If they had chosen a different dance, he would have fared better. Len Goodman finally voiced what I’ve been thinking all along with Cristian. He said that even though he has a torn bicep, he had to factor in that he didn’t do the lifts like the other competitors did. Over the last few weeks the judges were scoring Cristian higher because he was dancing with one arm, which I think was bogus. But then again, I can’t stand the guy so I’m biased.

The freestyle round was awesome. Kristi knocked it out of the park, although she looked very self-conscious of her top! She rivaled Apolo Ohno’s freestyle. They had Apolo back for a dance with Julianne a few weeks back and he was horrible! You could tell that dancing was a learned skill for him because it was not like riding a bike. He was off and had heavy feet. It was painful to watch actually.

So that’s it. I’m glad we made it through another season. Thanks to Mike Rico and Jim Rutter for being “Ace 1A and 1B” in the starting rotation this season. We’ll renegotiate in the offseason to make sure they’re both still on our team next season.

As always, these are posted in a blog at:

http://airecaps.blogspot.com/

AI7 recap, Finalists x 4 (05/06)

2008-05-06T23:22:00.000-07:00

Rock & Roll Hall of Fame week. Two songs by each competitor and two phone lines for each. Before I even hear the songs, I predict it will be the 2 Davids safe and Syesha and Jason in the bottom 2. Ryan jokingly set the ground rules that the judges will give their comments after each performance this week.

Tough exit for Brooke last week. I really liked the tone of her voice, but I think the few mess ups hurt her. And can you believe she’s only 24? I swear she acts much older.

And just a word of note. I’ll be gone next week. My wife Kristin’s 95 year old grandmother passed away last week and we’ll be traveling to Hawaii for the funeral this weekend. But filling in will be a first time contributor, my manager’s husband, Jim Rutter. Jim has a highly distinguished literary background. He’s the co-founder and editor of TheBootleg.com, “The Ultimate Authority on Cardinal Sports,” the Stanford University affiliate site of Scout.com network, owned by Fox Sports Network. He’s also the editor of The Bootleg Magazine, which is a periodical covering Stanford University Athletic teams. In addition he’s an archivist of Stanford athletics at Stanford University. See what a world we live in. A Cal guy can hand over the reigns to a Stanford guy and it’s going to be alright. Believe me, you’ll enjoy Jim’s sense of humor and writing style. As in the past with Mike Rico, I’m leaving you all in good hands.

01 – David C., Hungry Like The Wolf (Duran Duran)

Whenever I hear this song, I think of “Hot Dog … The Movie” that bad ‘80s movie about competitive freestyle skiing. And the Japanese guy (appropriately named “Kendo,” I might add) doing karate moves out on the dance floor to this song. I looked the guy up on IMDB (his name is James Saito) and he’s got a long undistinguished bio. Sixty-nine titles of movies or TV shows, but most of them with non-descript names like, “Professor” or “Lab Technician” or “Anesthesiologist #1” or “Korean Man” or “Chinese Mob Boss.” Hollywood doesn’t see the subtleties between the Asian cultures. In Hollywood, a Japanese man can play any of the southeast Asian cultures, be it Chinese, Korean, etc. Back to David. I thought his performance was pretty good and thought he changed it up a bit. But my wife Kristin (and the judges) disagreed with me. Maybe it’s just because I like Duran Duran. Randy called it an okay choice. Paula had some scripted comment down and got it right without having to fumble papers this week. Simon called it good, but a little copycat. But said it would be good enough to get him to next week.

02 – Syesha, Proud Mary (Tina Turner)

Syesha really has changed her look. From her hair to her wardrobe and also to her stage presence. It’s like she flipped a switch and just “got it.” I attribute it to letting her hair down. Somehow that big mess of hair defined who she was and now that she’s let it down and straightened it, she’s been doing so much better. I still think she looks like Robin Givens at times. My wife Kristin thinks she looks like her cousin Marisa and I can see that. Most of you can’t though because you don’t know her cousin (insert smiley face). Randy said what a difference a few weeks makes and that she’s in the zone. Paula said she looks like a star. Simon disagreed and called it a bad, shrieky version of a Tina Turner song. I’m in between. I liked it, but not as much as Randy. But didn’t think it was great, but liked it better than Simon. Syesha’s had nine lives so far, but it would really be bad form if she goes home before Jason Castro. But knowing this competition, she’ll probably be the one to go tomorrow. Top 3 would be quite an accomplishment for her after her start. There’s no way she or Jason touch the two Davids though.

03 – Jason, I Shot The Sheriff (Bob Marley)

How painful was this song? It was right up his alley, being reggae and all, but it just sounded weird and he was bouncing around the mic quite awkwardly. Maybe it was because he had his guitar on, but it was not normal. Vote For The Worst has adopted Jason as their poster boy, so we’ll see what kind of influence they wield. My wife Kristin used to say that she would have a hard time listening to a whole CD of Jason’s, but now she can’t even listen to a complete SONG of his. Randy called it a karaoke Bob Marley and said it was nothing special. Paula said she’s never seen him perform to the audience more. Simon (correctly) said it was utterly atrocious and likened it to a first round audition massacre. Seriously though, is he the worst top 4 contestant to date? The only ones to come close are Nikki McKibbin in the first season and Jasmine Trias in third season, but neither of them were as bad as Jason was tonight.

04 – David A., Stand By Me (Ben E. King)

David rocked the Flock of Seagulls shirt tonight. One of my favorite lines in “Pulp Fiction” was when Samuel L. Jackson calls a kid “Flock of Seagulls” who had the new wave haircut in that scene when they also try the Big Kahuna burger. Anyway, David did a typically wonderful and technically sound job with this song. He threw in a “beautiful girls” line that I don’t think was in the original and I think comes from the 2007 song “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston that samples from this song. I looked it up on Wikipedia, but I know that I’ve heard that song on the Sirius station “Radio Disney.” Randy said he’s (David) the one guy who hits the stage and tries to win it every week. Paula said he delivered on this. Simon called it a very good choice of song. He wasn’t in love with it but called it the best performance so far.

05 – David C., Baba O’Riley (The Who)

I really don’t know The Who, but I’ve heard this song before. But I thought it would be called “Teenage Wasteland.” This was another reminder that David has a stronger voice than you realize. He usually rocks things up and has a “contemporary” voice (my wife Kristin always says that of him), but he also has a strong, nice singing voice. I think he proved that on Andrew Lloyd Webber night. If David really shoots low and only aspires to this, I think he could be this generation’s Kenny Loggins. He could make a nice career out of rocking up old songs for soundtracks. That is a common soundtrack ploy. Get a song that everyone knows, get a fringe band (or Smash Mouth) to change it up and slap it on the soundtrack. I remember “Can’t Help Falling In Love” done by Lick the Tins on the “Some Kind of Wonderful” soundtrack. Randy said this was more like the David Cook that he’s grown to love. Paula spurted out some scripted comment that I didn’t waste the time to write down. Simon simply said, “welcome back David Cook.” He’s cruising into the finale in a showdown with the other David. This much I’m sure of.

06 – Syesha, A Change Is Gonna Come (Sam Cooke)

Syesha looked great in her gold dress for this song. She really took the words of this song to heart and sang it with a lot of emotion. My wife Kristin kept saying that this song was too big for her. I think that’s Syesha’s problem. She has a better than average voice, but she pales in comparison to the singers of the songs she chooses. And from a marketing standpoint, I don’t think she’s a fresh face nor does she have a unique sound to her voice. That’s one thing Jason Castro has over her. He is unique. But he also (he admits) has the weakest voice of the remaining competitors. Randy said he loved the first song but not the second one. He thought she changed it up too much and should’ve just left it alone. Paula gave her a standing O and it brought a flood of tears to Syesha. Simon agreed with Paula because if he had piled on Randy’s comments she might have really turned the water works on. The USA Today guy thought this song was the best of the night. I thought it was good, but not better than David Archuleta’s 2 songs, nor David Cook’s second one. She really deserves to stay another week at this point, but ultimately it might be her time. Honestly, 3^rd or 4^th shouldn’t matter at this point. If you don’t win, it doesn’t matter when you go, just as long as you stay long enough to make it on the tour.

07 – Jason, Mr. Tambourine Man (Bob Dylan)

Great song choice for his vocals. But he forgot the words and started humming a bunch. Then he was rushing. I think he actually finished the song earlier than the allotted one and a half minutes. Probably because he skipped so many words. What a disaster he was tonight. But there’s a chance he won’t go home tomorrow because of his popularity and subversive element (Vote For The Worst) support. Randy said he wasn’t in the zone tonight. Paula said something about a niche. Simon said to pack his suitcase. I really hope he goes home tomorrow so that I don’t have to sit through him butchering THREE songs next week.

08 – David A., Love Me Tender (Elvis Presley)

My wife Kristin called it a nice arrangement of a well known song. I really could listen to a whole CD of this guy. And I realize that he’s got some “Stage Dad” issues. Entertainment Weekly ran an article last week about the song selection process for Neil Diamond week and it was (predictably) not favorable for David’s dad. He was complaining about Neil Diamond’s voice being a fifth lower than David’s and it really portrayed him as a “Stage Dad,” but I guess I look at it as I’m listening to David’s voice and I can’t hear (or see) his dad being this demanding. I think it’s unfortunate, but I think David Archuleta is still the front runner and already have a little bit of cash on him vs. David Cook. Randy said it was another great song and that he had the hot vocals of the night. Paula said it was one of her favorite performances. Simon said that he didn’t beat the competition, he crushed it.

Top 2 – the 2 Davids

Bottom 2 – Jason & Syesha

So I’ll be absent next week, but will be back the following week to recap the finale between the two Davids.

Shortened DWTS bullet points

Didn’t get to see most of it last night
I did see Cristian and how he trained with one arm
The judges gave him more credit for dancing with one arm than they should have. How could he have the highest score of the night?
Without seeing any of it, Marissa’s time should be over
Sorry, just didn’t have any time last night to watch

AI7 recap, Finalists x 5 (04/29)

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Neil Diamond week, which reminds me of that lame movie “Saving Silverman” that starred Jason Biggs (from the “American Pie” trilogy; yes, they made three of them), Jack Black, Steve Zahn (Lenny from “That Thing You Do!”) and Amanda Peet. The 3 guys play Neil Diamond fanatics and play in a cover band that only plays Neil Diamond covers. Lame movie because Jason Biggs will forever be known as the guy from “American Pie.”

01, 06 – Jason Castro, Forever in Blue Jeans & September Morn

So, someone on this list referred to Jason Castro as the “dumbest person in America.” It’s hard for me to argue with that. Well, his second song was better than his first, but that’s not saying much. He just doesn’t have that strong of a voice. He has a nice voice for certain types of songs, but overall he’s difficult to listen to. And his facial ticks are making him hard to watch too. Not exactly the best combo for a supposed American Idol. Randy didn’t dig his first one and called the second one just okay. Paula called both songs safe, but she totally flubbed the segment after the first round of songs. She commented on Jason’s second song even though he hadn’t even sung it yet. Paula is on something every week, be it alcohol or prescription medication and she really needs to be off this show. I think the show’s producers think that she means so much to the show and that it may not be as good without her. But this is the seventh season and although her name is what got it off the ground (honestly, who knew who Randy and Simon were?), if there was a smart, witty, intelligent woman that sat in between Randy and Simon and actually partook in some witty repartee with Simon, I think the show would be much, much better. Simon needs a foil to match his comments and Paula clearly isn’t it. Either she had comments that she needed to say that the producers gave her or she took notes from the rehearsal and just said those. Either way, it’s not that hard to comment on the 5 songs that were just sung. How confusing to a sane, sober person is it to do that? Simon hated his first song and said that the judges don’t recognize Jason anymore. He struggled through both songs. Jason should be in the bottom 3 tomorrow night and given his #1 spot, he may be gone tomorrow.

You know I can’t resist this (and most of you were probably thinking I’d lead with this), but I’m so happy that I don’t have to hear Carly Hennessy/Smithson sing and talk ever again. I did find someone who hates Carly more than I do. It’s hard to believe but that person exists out there. I also had someone comment to me that she thinks Carly “Irish-es up” her accent. I don’t know why I feel better that a person who doesn’t have to carry a green card is going to win, but I do. Seriously though, how do you feel if you’re Carly if you got voted off in a week where 2 people (Jason and Brooke) were complete train wrecks? Jason for his lame song and Brooke for starting again. That would tell me that I’m not very popular because people with “lesser” songs made it through on the fan votes.

02, 07 – David Cook, I’m Alive & All I Really Need Is You

David picked a few of the lesser known Diamond songs. He sped up the first one and really made the second one contemporary. The second one left my wife Kristin saying that she would download that song right now. I think David really knows how to make the songs work for him. He had an AC on his jacket and guitar and I’m assuming it’s for “Adam Cook,” which is his brother who is suffering from brain cancer. Kudos to both David and even Ryan Seacrest for not drawing unnecessary attention to it. Randy said he rocked the house. Paula said something scripted and Simon said the first song was okay, but the second one was brilliant. I see a finals of the two Davids with neither having a negligible advantage.

03, 08 – Brooke White, I’m A Believer & I Am I Said

I’m A Believer was a nightmare. Brooke’s not an upbeat song gal. She’s not a happy singer. Unless she did that song for the kids she used to nanny because they liked Shrek, I saw no merit in the first song. She looks like a fish out of water when she tries to dance to upbeat songs. The judges criticized David Cook for potentially being lost without his guitar, but Brooke would not be in the finals if she wasn’t able to play an instrument while she sang. I think the use of instruments is a good thing and a fortunate one for Brooke. Brooke’s second song was much better than the first, but that’s not saying much because the first one pretty much sucked. Randy called it a nice job. Paula looked drunk or on drugs when she commented on Brooke. Simon, after calling her first song a nightmare, said this is the Brooke we like. I still think Brooke is in the bottom 3 tomorrow.

04, 09 – David Archuleta, Sweet Caroline & America

So this first song really reminds me of “Beautiful Girls” when the gang sings the song at the bar. That movie was pretty good, with a stellar ensemble cast (Matt Dillon, Timothy Hutton, Uma Thurman, Lauren Holly, Michael Rappaport, Natalie Portman, Mira Sorvino, Rosie O’Donnell and the underappreciated Annabeth Gish). David’s second song was a bit disappointing, but I think it went over well with the crowd. So the words to “America” are a little intriguing. They could be seen as a positive interpretation of the history of immigration to the United States. But it could also be interpreted as a slight to the non-Americans who were just eliminated (Michael and Carly). It’s probably not the latter, but I like to get my digs in when I can. Randy called both performances good. Paula called it the absolutely perfect song. My wife Kristin didn’t agree with it because it seemed a bit Broadway, but it was probably a wise choice because Kristy Lee Cook played the Up With America card before and it worked for her. Simon echoed Paula’s sentiments when he said it was a smart choice. David should cruise the finals against David Cook and I think that would be one heck of a finale.

05, 10 – Syesha Mercado, Hello Again & I Thank The Lord For The Night

I think Syesha was smart to straighten her hair and “let it down,” both figuratively and literally. It’s like she’s a completely different person now. Both in style and confidence. It’s like she underwent a metamorphosis. I thought she looked a bit like Tatyana Ali (the little sister in “The Fresh Prince of Bel Air”). She’s really done a 180 since the beginning of the finals. It’s kinda like how Vonzell Solomon came on at the end and finished third to Carrie Underwood and Bo Bice in season four. My wife Kristin thought she did a good job with the first song, although she wished David Archuleta would’ve sung it. And Syesha showed so much personality (that was lacking previously) in the second song. Unfortunately, Syesha may not have enough fans to continue much longer. Unless people notice her change for the better, she’ll be a victim of popularity like Carly was. Randy said she finally realized who she is as a singer. Paula called her Brooke to start. Did anyone catch that? Simon thinks she’s going to be in trouble tomorrow night, but he might have been doing that to get people to vote for her. It’s the old reverse-logic trick.

So bottom 2 – Jason & Brooke

Top 3 – Syesha and the 2 Davids

And onto what I remember from last night’s DWTS:

Kristi Yamaguchi is so good that she is being judged unfairly by the judges. I think they’re holding her to a higher standard and giving higher scores to other contestants who are clearly inferior.
Kristi did a cool, contemporary Cha Cha Cha and Len docked her. How can she get 10s from the other 2 judges and an 8 from him? At least give her a 9 if not a 10.
Jason Taylor did the Paso Doble to the theme for Monday Night Football. That was awesome. His Paso was nowhere near Apollo Anton Ohno’s but I really think that he and Edyta must mate for the good of mankind. Either their kids will be the best looking kids on the planet or the worst looking. There would be no in between.
Marissa is getting a lot better. She is nowhere close to Kristi (and her scores shouldn’t even be in the same zip code), but she’s come a long way. I like her partner Tony more this season than last when he was with Jane Seymour and I don’t know why that is.
Mario’s partner Karina has too much spray on tan every week. It’s like that episode on Friends when Ross kept messing up and instead of getting a 2 in the front and a 2 on the back, he got a 4 on the front. You know that episode…
Mario has the “dancer butt,” especially in the white pants on his second number. And he also looks a bit like Chris Tucker.
Shannon Elizabeth and Derek Hough are definitely an item. He was trying to play the drill sergeant on her and her comment was something like, “you won’t like it when you go home alone tonight…”
I really can’t stand Cristian de la Fuente, but I really felt for him last night when he cramped up in his arm and couldn’t continue the routine. He was in obvious pain and just wanted to get out of there. He usually has that cheesy smile on his face and that was completely gone.
More stars I’d like to see:
A Food Network Star (Rachel Ray, Emeril Lagasse, Bobby Flay, Tyler Florence, Giada de Laurentiis, Sandra Lee)
A HGTV person like Candice Olson.
A WNBA star (Lisa Leslie, Sue Bird, Stacy Dales, Swin Cash)
A track and field person (Michael Johnson)